SeeDs
With apologies to COPS (a
trademark of Fox TV) and
FFVIII (a trademark of
Square/Enix)
Due to the extreme nature of our
parody, viewer discretion is
advised
(While Inner Circle's Bad Boys
plays, we see the FMV sequences of
the SeeDs raiding Dollet, to the
Galbadian missiles roaring over the
ocean--at one point, the words
"In Dolby 5.1 Where Availible"
come onscreen--to the Balamb
and Galbadia Gardens' clash, to
The Lunatic Pandora gliding over
Esthar--here, we see the words
"Transmitted In Japanese
Secondary Audio Program JSAP."
--to when the Ragnarok storms
The Lunatic Pandora, before
"SeeDs" comes onscreen.)
Announcer: SeeDs is filmed on
location with the men and women
of Balamb Garden. All suspects
will be considered innocent, unless
they're either Galbadians or evil
sorceresses.
The Fire Caverns, near Balamb,
2:12, P.M. 1st SeeD Test
Squall (to the viewer): I first joined
in SeeD when I was a leetle nipper,
at a time when things were
humdrum after the last Sorceress
War. So, as soon as I was older, I
signed up, and I've been here at
Balamb Garden since. At first,
I thought a small trash can
backwater town like Balamb
seemed so rinky dink, but I was
assured by Chicken Wuss--UH!!
I mean fellow SeeD Zell Dincht
that it was OK to live in.
(Squall and Quistis enter the
Fire Cavern.)
Squall (continued): Our latest task
is to take on the GF known as Ifrit
as part of my latest SeeD exam, so
let's get it on.
(Squall and Quistis take on the Ifrit,
and win well in the fight.)
Ifrit: They have Shiva?
(In time, the SeeDs win their battle,
thus enabling Squall to win his latest
GF.)
Squall: Okeydoke. I guess that does it.
Quistis: Boy, what a nutzo that Ifrit was.
(to the viewer) It seems that was the
easiest exam. Right now, the next exam
should be in Dollet, where we take on the
nefairious G-Army.
Squall: I can hardly wait.
Quistis: Neither can Zell.
Dollet, 3:38 P. M., SeeD
Field Exam, G-Army Terrorist
Incident.
Selphie (to the viewer): Me, Squall and Zell
have been called to take out a couple of
Galbadian upstarts named Biggs and Wedge;
it seems they've been taking over the Dollet
communications tower. Either they're using it
for some evil purpose, or they must be setting
up some pirate station. Anyhow, our task is,
as if you didn't know, to put an end to their
hijinks.
(Upon reaching the top of the tower, the dish
unfolds before broadcasting--and that is when
Squall approaches Biggs.)
Squall: What do you think you're doing?!?
Biggs: Huhhhh? Likewise, MISTER!! What do you
think you're doing?!? H-HEY!! What happened to
all the soldiers down below?!? WEDGE!! Take care of
these twerps!!!! W...Wedge? I...ah... Well...ah...I seem
to be done here, so I'll just be on my... I-I'm leaving...
Move it!! Move!! Move!!
(After Seifer stepes in to foul up the matter at
hand, Squall and co. fight Biggs.)
Biggs: Prepare for the worst, you brats!!
(In a moment, Wedge steps in.)
Wedge: Major Biggs....Have you finished the
repairs, sir? What's the enemy doing here?!?
Biggs: WEDGE!! Where were you?!? No pay
for you this month!!
Wedge: ....Should've stayed home!!
(After Squall's group wounds one of them,
a wind strikes Biggs and Wedge.)
Biggs: What the....?!?
Wedge: Ahhhhh!!
Squall's group now fights
Elvoret. After winning, they
survey the mess.)
Zell: Well, we sure whupped 'ol
Elvoret. A shame the same can't
be said for Biggs and Wedge here.
Squall: No sweat, they'll be around
at the D-District Prison and The
Lunatic Pandora.
Selphie: Hey, don't give the plot
away.
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: Fine with me. (to the camera)
Anyhow, we'll get chased by the
X-ATM092, and head back to
Balamb for our SeeD titles....er,
what ever you call it....(to Squall)
What do you mean by Chicken
Wuss? First Seifer, and now you....!!
Squall: Sorry.
(Cut to a commercial)
COMMERCIAL:
(The scene shows Biggs fighting the
SeeDs at the Dollet tower.)
Biggs: There's a bunch of SeeDs
trying to thwart our plans for
using the communications tower.
I am here to help.
(The next scene shows the inside
of The D-District Prison where
Biggs and Wedge fight the SeeDs)
Biggs: There's an uprising at the
Galbadia D-District Prison. I am
here to help.
(The last scene shows Squall and
co. in The Lunatic Pandora where
they meet Biggs and Wedge.)
Biggs: The SeeDs have raided
The Lunatic Pandora. I am here to
help.
(From there, Biggs and Wedge walk
off.)
Biggs: I am an important part of
The Galbadian Republic Army Dept.--
well, ALMOST. Anyhow, I am Major
Biggs, an army of one.
(A montage showing a BGH251F2,
Galbadia Garden, the Galbadian
Paratroopers, the G-Army soldiers
doing their thing, and Seifer standing
in glory takes place while we hear Seifer's
voice.)
Seifer (voice over): The Galbadian Republic
Army Dept. wants you!! In the G-Army, you
can learn such stuff as piloting a BGH251F2,
Galbadia Garden maintanence, Paratrooper
duty, sword magic in the G-Army, and, in
my case, just running the front office.
There's even a side job for you to join my
disciplnary committee for some extra gil, plus
all meals will be free during your stint.
(The screen changes to show a map of
the FFVIII map of the world in the background,
with the Galbadian logo in the foreground,
surrounded by the words, "Seifer Almasy
Wants You For The Galbadian Army.")
Seifer (continued): So if you're loyal to your
Galbadian heritage, and not a Chicken Wuss
like Zell Dincht, then, do your part by joining
The Galbadian Army.....or else!!
Raijin (voice over): Paid for by Vinzer Deling,
y' know.
Fujin (voice over): AFFIRMITIVE.
END OF COMMERCIAL. BACK TO THE SHOW.
Balamb, 4:40, P. M., Galbadian
Army takeover
Zell (to the viewer): I first joined SeeD
so I could be somethin' like my gramps.
Anyhow, it's bad 'nuff when a dope like
Seifer calls me a Cry-Ba-by-Zell, not to
mention a Chicken Wuss, but it's even
worse when that same dope sends out
Galbadian troops to take over Balamb,
scare my ma an' The Big Bad Rascal, an'
stink up the kitchen at home for some
poison fish, just to search for Ellone!!
Anyhow, we're at The Balamb Hotel, to
take on the captain known as Raijin. Oh,
and with me is Squall and Selphie--again.
(Upon their arrival at the hotel, a
Galbadian soldier turns to the SeeDs.)
Galbadian Soldier: Hey, you!! Stand back.
This could be dangerous!! The commander's
just about to....
(We see Raijin kicked out of the hotel.)
Raijin: YEOW!! Ouuuch....F-Fujin....C-Control
your temper, ya know? I was patrollin', just
like ya told me. I even woke up that search dog,
sleepin' on the job, ya know? You guys help me
out here!! We've gotta clam Fujin down, ya
know?!?
Zell: RAIJIN!!!!
Raijin: Wooooow!! What are you guys doin'
here?!?
Zell: We're here to liberate Balamb, ya know?!?
....I mean....uhh....We're here to liberate
Balamb!!
Raijin: Seifer told us to give you a whoppin' if
we saw you, ya know!!You soldiers help me
out, too!!
(Squall's group fight Raijin and 2 Galbadian
Soldiers--and at one point, Raijin is wounded.)
Raijin: Ughhh, you got me, ya know....
(After the fight, Zell and co. stand
triumphant.)
Zell: OHHHH YEAHHHH!! The commander's
gonna get a whoopin' too!!
(Entering the hotel, the SeeDs come across
Fujin.)
Zell: So I guess you're the commander!! Pack
your bags and get the hell outta Balamb!!
Fujin: ....RAIJIN, DEFEATED....?
Zell: That's right, BABY!! Now, where' Seifer
and the sorceress?!? You're all goin' DOWN!!
Squall: Zell, clam down. (to Fujin) Fujin, looks
like you're on your own. Are you still willing to
fight?
Fujin: RAGE!!
Raijin: BWA HA HA HA!!!! She's not alone!!
Zell: W-Who's there?!?
(Raijin enters)
Raijin: Major comeback, ya know!! Actually,
I feel a lot betta, ya know!! I feel invincible,
ya know!!
Zell: How the....?!? I thought we defeated
you!!
(Once again, the SeeDs fight Raijin and
Fujin.)
Raijin: Time to get serious, ya know?!?
(They wound Raijin.)
Raijin: Sorry Fujin....they got me, ya....
(They wound Fujin.)
Fujin: I....DEFEATED....
(Long after Fujin and Raijin depart
after the fight, we see only the
SeeDs.)
Squall: Friend or foe....It all comes
down to circumstance. That's how we
were raised. It's....nothin' special.
(Nothin' special....Is that true?
Then....What is this I'm feeling?)
Let's go. (to Zell) Wanna go with
me an' Selphie for some Ball Park
beef hot dogs?
Zell: I was hopin' you'd ask!!
O-KAAAAAY!!
Selphie (to the viewer): So now that
Balamb is free of Galbadians, we'll
take a hot dog break before we
head to Trabia where we'll check
out our orphanage past WHOO-
HOO!!
The Lunatic Pandora, Adel's
Chamber, 5:58 P.M., Domestic
Violence Report.
(We see a black screen before the word
"SeeDs" comes onscreen; it dissolves
to a shot of Squall, Quistis and Selphie
hightailing it up the path to Adel's chamber.)
Quistis (to the viewer): You might think
that Square/Enix could've paired me with
Squall, but NO!! They had to stick that
dumb 'ol bimbo Rinoa!! An' while we're on the
subject, we got a domestic violence report
on Seifer grabbin' an' draggin' the R-gal to
Adel to be junctioned, so me, Squall an'
Selphie got to hurry an' break up the play.
Squall: You said it. I told her to stay outa
trouble. She sure can't follow orders. Boy,
am I goin' to give her one hell of a butt
ache....!!
Selphie: Show no mercy, Squall.
(Inside Adel's chambers, we see Seifer using
his Hyperion Gunblade to shove Rinoa to
Adel.)
Rinoa: Seifer!! Stop it!! Haven't you done enough?!?
I know you're not like that!!
Seifer: Can't go back now!! I can't go anywhere!!
The sorceresses as one!! That is Ultimecia's WISH!!
Rinoa: ......Seifer.
(As one might expect, Squall and his fellow
SeeDs arrive on the scene.)
Rinoa: ......Seifer. No more....Please?
Seifer: Rinoa....
Squall: Seifer!!!! NO!!
Seifer: Rinoa and Adel!! The sorceresses
as one!! Watch closely, Squall!!
(With his Gunblade, Seifer--UGH--fondles
Rinoa's body before shoving her to Adel before
he runs out; from there the now awakened
Adel junctions with Rinoa resulting in a
rumble twixt the sorceresses and the
SeeDs.)
Rinoa: AHHH.......!! That SUCKS!!
(With Adel bested and Rinoa freed, Laguna
and Ellone arrive.)
Laguna: Ellone, now's your chance!!
Squall: JUST A MINUTE!! (turns to Rinoa
and grabs her arm.) COME HERE!! YOU'RE
IN FOR A BUTT ACHE!! I WARNED YOU!!!!
Rinoa: OW!! My arm!! You're breaking it!!
Squall: Tough tacos, stupid!!
(From there, Squall pulls Rinoa over
his knee and ferociously uses his
Gunblade to swat the hapless Rinoa's
butt 1200 blistering times; needless
to say, the R-gal is kicking , fighting
and red in the face.)
Rinoa: OW!! OWW!! OWWWWWW!!!! STOP
IT, SQUALL!! THAT HURTS!!!! YOU BIG
MEANY!!!!!!!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! I
AM ONLY HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: And one for your run in with Seifer
and Adel!!
(Afterward, Squall turns Rinoa loose
and glares at her.)
Rinoa: Oh, my achin' keister....!!
Squall: That'll teach you to disobey
a SeeD!! You had NO BUSINESS
heading off by yourself!!
Rinoa: I was only tryin' to help....!!
Squall: Sometimes the only thing
you can do to help, is NOT to help.
Laguna: Uh, sorry to interrupt,
but NOW can we get to the task
at hand?
Squall: Make it so, Number One.
(From there, Ellone does her time
magic thing with Rinoa.)
Laguna: Ok, Ellone. Just get Rinoa
back.
(Which is just what Ellone does.)
Rinoa: I....was inside Adel....The
young Adel....
Laguna: Ultimecia's inside Adel.
Exactly as she wanted. Ok, this is the
showdown folks!! Time compression is
about to begin. 'Love, friendship,
and courage'!! Show'em what you
got!!
Squall (to the viewer): Well, the next
stop is Ultimecia's Castle, in the
future. 'Nuff said.
(The scene fades to black while the
beginning end credits fade in.)
Squall (voice over): Attention
all SeeDs, attention all SeeDs, it's
time to invade the castle of
Ultimecia, a.k.a. Rinoa.
Irvine (voice over): Irvine Kinneas here,
roger that, Squall.
(The credits scroll up while an
instrumental version of Inner
Circle's Bad Boy s plays, to the
end.)
OWARI (THE END)
With apologies to COPS (a
trademark of Fox TV) and
FFVIII (a trademark of
Square/Enix)
Due to the extreme nature of our
parody, viewer discretion is
advised
(While Inner Circle's Bad Boys
plays, we see the FMV sequences of
the SeeDs raiding Dollet, to the
Galbadian missiles roaring over the
ocean--at one point, the words
"In Dolby 5.1 Where Availible"
come onscreen--to the Balamb
and Galbadia Gardens' clash, to
The Lunatic Pandora gliding over
Esthar--here, we see the words
"Transmitted In Japanese
Secondary Audio Program JSAP."
--to when the Ragnarok storms
The Lunatic Pandora, before
"SeeDs" comes onscreen.)
Announcer: SeeDs is filmed on
location with the men and women
of Balamb Garden. All suspects
will be considered innocent, unless
they're either Galbadians or evil
sorceresses.
The Fire Caverns, near Balamb,
2:12, P.M. 1st SeeD Test
Squall (to the viewer): I first joined
in SeeD when I was a leetle nipper,
at a time when things were
humdrum after the last Sorceress
War. So, as soon as I was older, I
signed up, and I've been here at
Balamb Garden since. At first,
I thought a small trash can
backwater town like Balamb
seemed so rinky dink, but I was
assured by Chicken Wuss--UH!!
I mean fellow SeeD Zell Dincht
that it was OK to live in.
(Squall and Quistis enter the
Fire Cavern.)
Squall (continued): Our latest task
is to take on the GF known as Ifrit
as part of my latest SeeD exam, so
let's get it on.
(Squall and Quistis take on the Ifrit,
and win well in the fight.)
Ifrit: They have Shiva?
(In time, the SeeDs win their battle,
thus enabling Squall to win his latest
GF.)
Squall: Okeydoke. I guess that does it.
Quistis: Boy, what a nutzo that Ifrit was.
(to the viewer) It seems that was the
easiest exam. Right now, the next exam
should be in Dollet, where we take on the
nefairious G-Army.
Squall: I can hardly wait.
Quistis: Neither can Zell.
Dollet, 3:38 P. M., SeeD
Field Exam, G-Army Terrorist
Incident.
Selphie (to the viewer): Me, Squall and Zell
have been called to take out a couple of
Galbadian upstarts named Biggs and Wedge;
it seems they've been taking over the Dollet
communications tower. Either they're using it
for some evil purpose, or they must be setting
up some pirate station. Anyhow, our task is,
as if you didn't know, to put an end to their
hijinks.
(Upon reaching the top of the tower, the dish
unfolds before broadcasting--and that is when
Squall approaches Biggs.)
Squall: What do you think you're doing?!?
Biggs: Huhhhh? Likewise, MISTER!! What do you
think you're doing?!? H-HEY!! What happened to
all the soldiers down below?!? WEDGE!! Take care of
these twerps!!!! W...Wedge? I...ah... Well...ah...I seem
to be done here, so I'll just be on my... I-I'm leaving...
Move it!! Move!! Move!!
(After Seifer stepes in to foul up the matter at
hand, Squall and co. fight Biggs.)
Biggs: Prepare for the worst, you brats!!
(In a moment, Wedge steps in.)
Wedge: Major Biggs....Have you finished the
repairs, sir? What's the enemy doing here?!?
Biggs: WEDGE!! Where were you?!? No pay
for you this month!!
Wedge: ....Should've stayed home!!
(After Squall's group wounds one of them,
a wind strikes Biggs and Wedge.)
Biggs: What the....?!?
Wedge: Ahhhhh!!
Squall's group now fights
Elvoret. After winning, they
survey the mess.)
Zell: Well, we sure whupped 'ol
Elvoret. A shame the same can't
be said for Biggs and Wedge here.
Squall: No sweat, they'll be around
at the D-District Prison and The
Lunatic Pandora.
Selphie: Hey, don't give the plot
away.
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: Fine with me. (to the camera)
Anyhow, we'll get chased by the
X-ATM092, and head back to
Balamb for our SeeD titles....er,
what ever you call it....(to Squall)
What do you mean by Chicken
Wuss? First Seifer, and now you....!!
Squall: Sorry.
(Cut to a commercial)
COMMERCIAL:
(The scene shows Biggs fighting the
SeeDs at the Dollet tower.)
Biggs: There's a bunch of SeeDs
trying to thwart our plans for
using the communications tower.
I am here to help.
(The next scene shows the inside
of The D-District Prison where
Biggs and Wedge fight the SeeDs)
Biggs: There's an uprising at the
Galbadia D-District Prison. I am
here to help.
(The last scene shows Squall and
co. in The Lunatic Pandora where
they meet Biggs and Wedge.)
Biggs: The SeeDs have raided
The Lunatic Pandora. I am here to
help.
(From there, Biggs and Wedge walk
off.)
Biggs: I am an important part of
The Galbadian Republic Army Dept.--
well, ALMOST. Anyhow, I am Major
Biggs, an army of one.
(A montage showing a BGH251F2,
Galbadia Garden, the Galbadian
Paratroopers, the G-Army soldiers
doing their thing, and Seifer standing
in glory takes place while we hear Seifer's
voice.)
Seifer (voice over): The Galbadian Republic
Army Dept. wants you!! In the G-Army, you
can learn such stuff as piloting a BGH251F2,
Galbadia Garden maintanence, Paratrooper
duty, sword magic in the G-Army, and, in
my case, just running the front office.
There's even a side job for you to join my
disciplnary committee for some extra gil, plus
all meals will be free during your stint.
(The screen changes to show a map of
the FFVIII map of the world in the background,
with the Galbadian logo in the foreground,
surrounded by the words, "Seifer Almasy
Wants You For The Galbadian Army.")
Seifer (continued): So if you're loyal to your
Galbadian heritage, and not a Chicken Wuss
like Zell Dincht, then, do your part by joining
The Galbadian Army.....or else!!
Raijin (voice over): Paid for by Vinzer Deling,
y' know.
Fujin (voice over): AFFIRMITIVE.
END OF COMMERCIAL. BACK TO THE SHOW.
Balamb, 4:40, P. M., Galbadian
Army takeover
Zell (to the viewer): I first joined SeeD
so I could be somethin' like my gramps.
Anyhow, it's bad 'nuff when a dope like
Seifer calls me a Cry-Ba-by-Zell, not to
mention a Chicken Wuss, but it's even
worse when that same dope sends out
Galbadian troops to take over Balamb,
scare my ma an' The Big Bad Rascal, an'
stink up the kitchen at home for some
poison fish, just to search for Ellone!!
Anyhow, we're at The Balamb Hotel, to
take on the captain known as Raijin. Oh,
and with me is Squall and Selphie--again.
(Upon their arrival at the hotel, a
Galbadian soldier turns to the SeeDs.)
Galbadian Soldier: Hey, you!! Stand back.
This could be dangerous!! The commander's
just about to....
(We see Raijin kicked out of the hotel.)
Raijin: YEOW!! Ouuuch....F-Fujin....C-Control
your temper, ya know? I was patrollin', just
like ya told me. I even woke up that search dog,
sleepin' on the job, ya know? You guys help me
out here!! We've gotta clam Fujin down, ya
know?!?
Zell: RAIJIN!!!!
Raijin: Wooooow!! What are you guys doin'
here?!?
Zell: We're here to liberate Balamb, ya know?!?
....I mean....uhh....We're here to liberate
Balamb!!
Raijin: Seifer told us to give you a whoppin' if
we saw you, ya know!!You soldiers help me
out, too!!
(Squall's group fight Raijin and 2 Galbadian
Soldiers--and at one point, Raijin is wounded.)
Raijin: Ughhh, you got me, ya know....
(After the fight, Zell and co. stand
triumphant.)
Zell: OHHHH YEAHHHH!! The commander's
gonna get a whoopin' too!!
(Entering the hotel, the SeeDs come across
Fujin.)
Zell: So I guess you're the commander!! Pack
your bags and get the hell outta Balamb!!
Fujin: ....RAIJIN, DEFEATED....?
Zell: That's right, BABY!! Now, where' Seifer
and the sorceress?!? You're all goin' DOWN!!
Squall: Zell, clam down. (to Fujin) Fujin, looks
like you're on your own. Are you still willing to
fight?
Fujin: RAGE!!
Raijin: BWA HA HA HA!!!! She's not alone!!
Zell: W-Who's there?!?
(Raijin enters)
Raijin: Major comeback, ya know!! Actually,
I feel a lot betta, ya know!! I feel invincible,
ya know!!
Zell: How the....?!? I thought we defeated
you!!
(Once again, the SeeDs fight Raijin and
Fujin.)
Raijin: Time to get serious, ya know?!?
(They wound Raijin.)
Raijin: Sorry Fujin....they got me, ya....
(They wound Fujin.)
Fujin: I....DEFEATED....
(Long after Fujin and Raijin depart
after the fight, we see only the
SeeDs.)
Squall: Friend or foe....It all comes
down to circumstance. That's how we
were raised. It's....nothin' special.
(Nothin' special....Is that true?
Then....What is this I'm feeling?)
Let's go. (to Zell) Wanna go with
me an' Selphie for some Ball Park
beef hot dogs?
Zell: I was hopin' you'd ask!!
O-KAAAAAY!!
Selphie (to the viewer): So now that
Balamb is free of Galbadians, we'll
take a hot dog break before we
head to Trabia where we'll check
out our orphanage past WHOO-
HOO!!
The Lunatic Pandora, Adel's
Chamber, 5:58 P.M., Domestic
Violence Report.
(We see a black screen before the word
"SeeDs" comes onscreen; it dissolves
to a shot of Squall, Quistis and Selphie
hightailing it up the path to Adel's chamber.)
Quistis (to the viewer): You might think
that Square/Enix could've paired me with
Squall, but NO!! They had to stick that
dumb 'ol bimbo Rinoa!! An' while we're on the
subject, we got a domestic violence report
on Seifer grabbin' an' draggin' the R-gal to
Adel to be junctioned, so me, Squall an'
Selphie got to hurry an' break up the play.
Squall: You said it. I told her to stay outa
trouble. She sure can't follow orders. Boy,
am I goin' to give her one hell of a butt
ache....!!
Selphie: Show no mercy, Squall.
(Inside Adel's chambers, we see Seifer using
his Hyperion Gunblade to shove Rinoa to
Adel.)
Rinoa: Seifer!! Stop it!! Haven't you done enough?!?
I know you're not like that!!
Seifer: Can't go back now!! I can't go anywhere!!
The sorceresses as one!! That is Ultimecia's WISH!!
Rinoa: ......Seifer.
(As one might expect, Squall and his fellow
SeeDs arrive on the scene.)
Rinoa: ......Seifer. No more....Please?
Seifer: Rinoa....
Squall: Seifer!!!! NO!!
Seifer: Rinoa and Adel!! The sorceresses
as one!! Watch closely, Squall!!
(With his Gunblade, Seifer--UGH--fondles
Rinoa's body before shoving her to Adel before
he runs out; from there the now awakened
Adel junctions with Rinoa resulting in a
rumble twixt the sorceresses and the
SeeDs.)
Rinoa: AHHH.......!! That SUCKS!!
(With Adel bested and Rinoa freed, Laguna
and Ellone arrive.)
Laguna: Ellone, now's your chance!!
Squall: JUST A MINUTE!! (turns to Rinoa
and grabs her arm.) COME HERE!! YOU'RE
IN FOR A BUTT ACHE!! I WARNED YOU!!!!
Rinoa: OW!! My arm!! You're breaking it!!
Squall: Tough tacos, stupid!!
(From there, Squall pulls Rinoa over
his knee and ferociously uses his
Gunblade to swat the hapless Rinoa's
butt 1200 blistering times; needless
to say, the R-gal is kicking , fighting
and red in the face.)
Rinoa: OW!! OWW!! OWWWWWW!!!! STOP
IT, SQUALL!! THAT HURTS!!!! YOU BIG
MEANY!!!!!!!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! I
AM ONLY HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: And one for your run in with Seifer
and Adel!!
(Afterward, Squall turns Rinoa loose
and glares at her.)
Rinoa: Oh, my achin' keister....!!
Squall: That'll teach you to disobey
a SeeD!! You had NO BUSINESS
heading off by yourself!!
Rinoa: I was only tryin' to help....!!
Squall: Sometimes the only thing
you can do to help, is NOT to help.
Laguna: Uh, sorry to interrupt,
but NOW can we get to the task
at hand?
Squall: Make it so, Number One.
(From there, Ellone does her time
magic thing with Rinoa.)
Laguna: Ok, Ellone. Just get Rinoa
back.
(Which is just what Ellone does.)
Rinoa: I....was inside Adel....The
young Adel....
Laguna: Ultimecia's inside Adel.
Exactly as she wanted. Ok, this is the
showdown folks!! Time compression is
about to begin. 'Love, friendship,
and courage'!! Show'em what you
got!!
Squall (to the viewer): Well, the next
stop is Ultimecia's Castle, in the
future. 'Nuff said.
(The scene fades to black while the
beginning end credits fade in.)
Squall (voice over): Attention
all SeeDs, attention all SeeDs, it's
time to invade the castle of
Ultimecia, a.k.a. Rinoa.
Irvine (voice over): Irvine Kinneas here,
roger that, Squall.
(The credits scroll up while an
instrumental version of Inner
Circle's Bad Boy s plays, to the
end.)
OWARI (THE END)