Ye Olde Carols
YuYu Hakusho style
By An Angel In Tears
Yes, I'm back...again. Now, as I'm in the festive spirit, I thought I'd write some custom Christmas Carols...with a theme to it. And that theme, if you haven't guessed it, is YuYu Hakusho.
Believe it or not, I made most of these up at schools, when I started to get really festive, started singing carols and forgetting the words, so I made up new lyrics to them.
There will be a bit of Kuwabara bashing in this, as all of my friends threaten to dye my hair neon green if I didn't bash him. And everything in the song(s) are totally random.
A/N I don't own YuYu Hakusho, despite trying to take over Yoshiro Togashi's life...and is that even the creators name!
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Jingle Bells
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Dashing through the snow,
On a one horsey demon sleigh
Over Kuwabara we go
Hiei's laughing all the way!
Yukina cried, "Oh no!"
While the others gagged the dear,
Demons scattering everywhere
Bloods flying far and near!
Oh! Jingle Bells!
Demon's yell
Hiei's cutting their throats
Kurama gave a crazed out look
To this freaked-out scence, Oh!
Jingle Bells
Botan yells
To make Yusuke shut up
Kuwabara's looking bloodied up
But who gives a flying duck?
HEY!
How did this scence,
Turn out to be so real?
It's all Kuwabara's fault
He bought an automobile!
He tried to take Yukina
Out for a little spin,
But Hiei yelled, 'HELL NO!'
And put Yusuke in a bin!
OH! Jingle Bells!
Yukina yells
Kuwabara's completely red
Redder than Kurama's hair
Who dyed it for a dare, HEY!
Jingle Bells!
Cloning cells!
That's what Kuwabara should do
Then maybe his face
Wouldn't be a disgrace
And stop giving kids nightmares,
HEY!