Sorry I haven't written a new story in a while ( if you've read my other story) but I've been trying to learn Korean and Japanese at the same time so I've been kind of busy. Anyway, here is the first chapter!

The golden trio was walking through the hallways. It was a normal spring day in March. Except, the golden trio was lowered down to the golden duo. Hermione wasn't with them because she was angry at Ron for eating so much food, which was the main cause of most of their problems.

"Hey, Ron. Hermione isn't next to us," Harry just noticed. Ron looked next to himself and put his arm in the air around an invisible person.

Suddenly, they heard an explosion.

"What the hell was that?" asked Ron, nonchalantly. He was eating a twinkie, and he didn't think about anything when he was eating.

"Ron, you're going to get fat if you eat all those twinkies..." Harry stated. But suddenly, they smelled the thick, bitter scent of smoke. There's probably going to be some flames to go along with that, thought Harry.

Harry turned to the side to look at Ron, but Ron wasn't there. He probably went to the Great Hall to get some more snacks before the fire got larger.

"HARRY! There you are, I thought the fire had gotten you." Hermione said, as she suddenly popped out of nowhere . Harry was so surprised that she was there that he jumped all the way into the potions classroom.

Luckily, it was empty. Probably because all the teachers were handling the fire. Harry decided to jump back out.

He, Ron (who had finished getting his twinkies) and Hermione ran down to where the fire was because they always go right to the center of all the trouble, or else nothing would happen.

Snape was standing next to the fire, while everyone else was backing away. "Oops," he said, "Sorry". Apparently, Snape wanted to be like Cinderella, so he threw his shoe out into the hall, hoping that a prince would find it and try it on all the beautiful princesses (like him) at Hogwarts. But then he accidentally dropped a highly flammable potion on the shoe.

"Drat, I got those from Target, they were on sale" they heard Snape mutter, as everyone was running for there lives instead of using their magic to put the fire out.

Meanwhile, Snape was walking out the door. "I hope the sale's still going" Snape mumbled again.

But Harry didn't see him. He was getting ready to do an amazing cartwheel so everyone would be amazed.

He started doing the cartwheel, but the fire was looming closer, so he fell into the middle of the fire.

Ron took a big bite of his twinkie. He needed lots of energy, because Harry landed in giant pits of fire a lot, and Ron usually had to help him get out.

Luckily, the ring of fire was shaped like a doughnut, so Harry didn't go directly into the flames. Ron realized the shape of the fire and tried to eat it, but Hermione stopped him.

Suddenly, the doors to the hall burst open.

A girl who looked about 11 came in through the hall. She was extremely thin, and she had fire orange hair that reached her waist. She had big gray eyes.

"God, are you people useless? AGUAMENTI," she said in an annoyed voice. A blast of jet cold water burst from out of nowhere and hit the large circle of fire, blasting it apart.

"You're a life saver!" exclaimed Harry gratefully.

"Lifesavers? I like the cherry ones best," Ron informed Harry. Harry rolled his eyes.

Even with Aguamenti, the fire was raging and was getting even bigger. The girl only blasted enough fire apart to let Harry through.

Everyone ran through any doors in sight. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the girl-who-hasn't-yet-said-her-name ran together.

Apparently, Dumbledore knew Snape would blow up the school, so he called the Hogwarts Express to come pick them up. Snape was back from Target by now. He was looking very angry for some reason. Snape realized the Hogwarts express was sitting there, and got on. When the last handful of people got on, the train started to leave.

Ron, Harry, Hermione and the other girl got in a compartment near the back.

"So, whats your name?" Harry asked the girl.

"I'm Crystal," she said.

"Oh, so like, crystallized sugar?" Ron asked. He was impressed.

"No Ron, but at least you know what crystallized sugar is," Hermione replied. Crystal rolled her eyes. "Have you taken Muggle Studies this year?"

"What's that?" asked Ron, mystified. Hermione fainted.

Just then, Draco Malfoy and his gang walked into their compartment.

"Malfoy, why do you always come in here?" Harry asked Malfoy, annoyed. Malfoy wiggled his eyebrows at Harry. He held up Harry's hair gel. "Give that back!" Harry roared. He chased Malfoy for another hour.

3 hours later...

"SNAPE! You've been in the bathroom the whole train ride! There's a giant line," exclaimed Ron angrily. Snape had spent 4 hours in the trains bathroom doing his makeup.

"Hold on! Let me just finish my eyeshadow!"

"We wouldn't even be on this train if it wasn't for you!"

A tiny bit later, Ron and Snape had finished with the bathroom, Harry had gotten his hair gel back, and things were going smooth.

"So, Crystal, why don't you go to Hogwarts?" Harry asked, as this question was gnawing at him.

"Hogwarts is a magic school, right? My parents never told me that I was a witch. But then stuff started happening, like I could control the weather. A friend told me that she was going, and asked why I didn't get my letter. I guess they forgot to send mine." Crystal explained.

"How do you know "Aguamenti" then? And how did you do it without a wand?" asked Harry, kicking Ron, who was staring at Crystal with his mouth open. Ron would never waste his magic on controlling the weather when he could use it to force people to buy him doughnuts.

"I didn't have a wand, so I learned to practice magic on my own. Aguamenti is my best spell," but Crystal didn't say anymore, because the train had stopped.

There! The first chapters done. It went kind of fast, but I was trying to make It so they could get to telling ghost stories quicker, because as you can see, there hasn't been one yet. Please Review :3