Ways that ESME CULLEN is better than BELLA CULLEN
WARNING!
EDWARD & BELLA SHIPPERS BEWARE. I regret nothing.
CARLISLE & BELLA SHIPPERS BEWARE. Fuck you.
DISCLAIMER: The Twilight Saga's not mine, and these are only what I thought of when I've reached the highest point of boredom.
1. I don't even know where to start.
2. Deaths. How many had died for Bella and Edward's relationship? James, Laurent, Victoria, not to mention the bunch of newborns that included Riley and Bree Tanner that died fighting. Think about it – all of those people had hopes and dreams, and one of them could've found the cure for cancer for all I know. They were bitten and had gone through hell as a newborn with even their freedom stripped away from them, and for what? Bella's life? Oh hell no. Going on with the list -Irina (The Denali sisters have been together for so long, so don't say they've overreacted when they saw their own sister decapitated in front of them) and Toshiro to name a few. These lives were all taken away because of a god-forsaken human being who could've made the world a better place if she hadn't been so stupid with her decisions. For Esme, a couple of humans might've been sucked dry along the way. She was a newborn after all; it's not like she wanted it to happen. Charles died too, but that bastard deserved it. And anyway, Edward was the one who killed him without Esme's consent. Can you actually believe that?
3. Esme was abused, belittled, neglected and raped by her own husband who had vowed to love and protect her till death does them apart. Bella nearly experienced that too when she was cornered by those men in Port Angeles, but least Edward was there in time to save her. But for Esme? She had it worst. She lived under the roof of a monster she sees every day, and where the hell was Carlisle? He didn't fucking know at all. Nobody even fucking knew at all.
4. Every one of us agrees that Esme is the picture-perfect mother, but she isn't. She has adopted teenagers, but let's face it – that doesn't really make her a mother. For Bella? Why the fuck not? I mean, she did spend all of her teenaged life practicing to be a mother. You know… neglecting her studies, neglecting personal health, neglecting everyone around her, neglecting the fact that she's obsessed with an also well-trained future father of her child…
5. Isle Esme. There's nothing more I could say.
6. Lol seriously. Who gifts someone an island?
7. Oh that's right. Esme's doctor of a husband.
8. Boom.
9. Esme values education. She's a teacher for fuck's sake. And Bella skips classes. Don't tell me she's already smart 'cause if she was, there would only be one movie for the whole franchise.
10. I guess I'm taking this too far, but what the hell. Carlisle's got more package than Edward. No wonder Esme smiles a lot.
A/N: Request done. You're welcome. You've just now witness the other side of me.
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DyM