-1Ok people this is some random idea I just came up with. If you're just tuning in this is the continuation of the epic tail of Gaara and Sara. My friend Sara says that she'll help to continue the story so still stay tuned.
This is the random part. We were at lunch talking about Gaara naturally when Sara starts singing "I'm in love with a stripper" by T-pain and we all start cracking up laughing and then a thought pops into my mind like, what if Gaara was a stripper? I know Sara got totally pissed because she's like in LOVE with Gaara and actually admits to be married to him (sorry for all you other fan girls out there and so anyway she said I should still put it up so here it is. Please no flamers, it's just random.
Have you ever wondered where a psychopath sand ninja works on the weekend? Well this is what I heard at the local strip bar (btw I wasn't there). Gaara himself was there and was giving out lap- dances for 5 bucks each and my friend Sara was so pissed, after all she was his beloved wife and lover, so she stormed off to stop him and bring him home to her. She couldn't have random horny fan girls getting lap-dances from her man now could she? So she marched down there and started an argument which involved the yelling and sand-throwing. In the end Gaara won, and Sara as punishment got no more free strip-teases and she was so bummed. She started to cry and beg for him, but he ignored her pleas and began poll dancing again, laughing at her self-pity. She pouted and but on her best puppy-dog face, but he just scoffed and ignored her. Defeated, Sara headed home only to find him waiting at home for her sitting on their leather couch top-less. Sara started drooling, he looked so hot. He had a very seductive look on his face as he walked over to her now numb body. He pushed her against the wall and started to kiss her (total make -out session). Then he headed over to the stereo and turned on some really slow music and started erotically dancing around the room. He started grinding up and down the poll in the middle of the room.(Very strange but still) Sara was still staring wide eyed in disbelief at her husband. She wanted to tell him to stop but he just looked so hot. As the song ended he sat her on his lap and whispered gently in her ear, "I love you Sara, I always will." and together they kissed . She'd asked herself why, why had she'd fallen for such a man . Maybe she was just another horny fan girl or perhaps because he was just perfect for her in every way. Deep down she thought to herself ' This is so lame to say, but I really am in love with a stripper'.
Yeh, I know it's really lame, I guess you had to be there but thanks for hangin' in there. Please don't flame me but if you liked it please review. Bye for now