Crimson: So, since we had a shitload of fun doing the Hetalia Q&A, even if we haven't gotten any reviews when we're writing this, but we decided to do the same with the creepypasta peoples!

dj: yep and this time i hope you didn't drug them.

Crimson: I'll have you know, I have very good connections with Slenderman and Laughing Jack! All I did was ask, I promise on my love of candy!

dj: alright then so heres all the characters we are gonna ask.
Slenderman
Offenderman
Trenderman
Splendorman
Laughing Jack
Eyeless Jack
Ben
Jeff the killer
Jane the killer
Sally
Masky
Hoodie
Ticci Toby
Clockwork

Crimson: Again, if you want other characters, just ask!

Laughing Jack: CAAAAADNY!

Crimson: CAAAAAAANDY!

dj: *facepalms* what the fuck...

Offenderman: Well, dj, if you want to get away from all of this, I'd gladly be of service...

Crimson: *Smacks him over the head with a frying pan* Fuck off

dj: thanks for the offer offendy, but i rather be locked in a room with LJ and Crimson...

Laughing Jack: You make it sound like it's a curse to be locked in a room with us!

Slenderman: That's because it is...

Crimson: Awww, don't be like that Slendy, I know you like me

Slenderman:...I guess I can deal with you for long peirods of time...

Crimson: YAY!

dj: at least we won't have to deal with another pervert or do we have another one...

Ben: *Gives dj a perverted look*

Crimson: We really should just move on, we need to start this Q&A!

dj: *throws Jeffs knife at Ben* DON'T YOU F*** DARE MIDGIT!

Crimson: Anyway, first question goes to all of you! What are your thoughts and feelings toward Offender?

*Crickets*

Slenderman: I personally don't care for him at all,I've had to live with the guy, and being the eldest of all of us, I always know how to put him back in his place.

Trenderman: I really don't care that he's older then me, he really should consider wearing clothes!

Splendor: I love big brother offender, rapist or not!

Laughing Jack: I don't really care either, as long as he doesn't steal my candy!

Jeff: That fuck, tries to rape anything and everything that moves...

Ben: *Busy playing video games*

Sally: Whenever I ask him to play with me, he says he'll do it if I take his rose...aroundthenn, Slender walks in and beats him up!

Eyeless Jack:...*eating kidneys*

Masky: i respect him for being a slender brother...

Hoodie:...

Ticci Toby: I tried to annoy him once, I'll never forget what he did to me...

Clockwork: I don't care

dj: mind if i say something?

Crimson: The floor is yours!

dj: on the first day i came here this fuck tried to pull my curl *growls at Offendy*.

Crimson: Well, I don't really have anything to say to him,so, let's move on!

dj: Toby why are you so annoying?

Ticci Toby: Well, it's not like I'm trying to be annoying, I just love all of the attietion that i get, just by poking Masky whenever the hell I want to!

Masky: *Pulls out gun* I swear, one step, and I'll blow your brains out

Crimson: NEXT QUESTION! Jeff, why are you so ugl- I mean, beautiful?

Jeff:I use conditioner.

Crimson: Oh

dj: Ok next question. splendy who do you like better Crimson or me?

Splendorman: Well, I really don't want to choose between you two.I mean,Crimson is funny, weird, and gets along with me and Laughing Jack-

Crimson: And together, we are the pranster trio!

Splendor:- But dj is a gamer, serious, and gets along well with Masky and Hoodie. *Shrugs* I really don't know.

Trenderman: I personally like dj sense of style.

Slenderman: And I like how blood-thirsty Crimson can be at times.

Offenderman: I don't care, they're both ladies!

Crimson:...You bitch...

dj: ok next question is for Ben. Ben, what's your favorite video game?

Ben: Well, I love all video games! I mean, hacking into them is a load of fun, and scaring the crap out of people is even better! I guess my favorite would be Majora's mask; gotta love how fucking creepy it is!

Crimson: Okay. So, Sally, if you had to choose someone to play with, who would you choose?

Sally: Well, normally everyone is really busy, causewe all know how hard it is to brutally murder people for your own self benifit. But if I could choose oneperson to play with, I'd choose L.J.

Laughing Jack: HAHAHAHAHA, CANDY!

Jeff: Hold on, why would you choose the candy freak!?

dj: because your an asshole Jeff. *runs laughing*

Crimson: It's true; deal with it.

dj: ok Trender what is your opinion on crocs?

Ben: Why would you ask that!?

Laughing Jack: You've doomed us all!

Slenderman: *Hides behind couch* Crap...

Trenderman: Oh my god, I can't believe that man kind would ever make such a bad fashion choice in there short lives! I mean, what is the meaning of having crocs? Seriously, all they do is make peoples feet look a hell of a lot bigger! And don't even get me started on the coloring choices!

Crimson: Oh shit...*Looks down at feet*

Trenderman:...Are...Are those crocs?

dj: RUN BITCH RUNNNN!

Trenderman: NOT ON MY WATCH BITCH!

Crimson: *Hides behind Slender*If I can't see him, he can't see me. If I can't see him, he can't see I can't see him, he can't see I can't see him, he can't see I can't see him, he can't see-Fuck!

dj: *looks at my sneakers* I hope he doesnt rant about sneakers...

Crimson: *Still kinda scared* Next question, Slenderman, how do you feel about your proxies?

Masky, Hoodie, dj: He hates Toby.

Ticci Toby: *About to cry*

Slenderman: Well, I don't exactly hate toby, it's more of a "I don't care much" type of thing. You see, Toby can't feel pain, nor can he die. So, it would be logical to have him as a proxy. But, now that times changed, I now realize how much of a bad choice it was.

Ticci Toby: *Doesn't understand a word that Slender said* Oh, okay!

dj: next question is for Jane.

Jeff: this b***...

Jane: The fuck you just say?

Crimson and Laughing Jack: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

dj: ok... jane, what are your feelings towards Jeff?

Jane: I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH!

Jeff: *Sits on the couch and pulls out a beer* Here we go again...

Jane: I MEAN, HE HAS THE NERVE TO KILL MY PARENTS, MESS ME UP, THEN LEAVE LAUGHING!

Ben: *Pulls out DS*

Jane: AND NOW, HERE I AM, STUCK LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS HIM!

Crimson:...dj, why?

dj: Your the one who told me to ask her that question...

Crimson: Whatever. *Looks at clock* It seems that our time here is done.

Laughing Jack: Good thing too, I need some candy!

Crimson: WOOHOO, KILLING SPREE!

Everyone else: KILLING SPREE!

dj: Alrighty then, looks like we're all going on a killing spree. Anyway, thanks for reading, leave a review if you want to ask some f your own questions, have us introduce our OC's, and all that nice stuf.

Crimson: Hurry up! Laughing Jack said that there's a stray bus heading this way! *Eyes go blood red* BLOOD!

dj: Yeh yeh, hold on! Welps, later peoples!