It was another day in Woodcrest. A day like any other. The sun was out, the grass green, and the flowers in bloom. Robert Freeman is on Facebook, searching for the hottest women in his area. He ran across a woman. A black woman who looked about 46 years of age, skin the color of Hershey milk chocolate, and a nice round behind. Her name: Jessica Robinson.

"Damn!" Robert said. He was about to friend the woman, but he was interrupted by the sound of a loud engine. He scowled, got up, and opened his blinds. "What the hell?"

Across the street, a Uhaul truck pulled into the drive of a house that was previously for sale. "Oh yeah... I forgot someone bought that house." He muttered. "Great...now I gotta deal with these new neighbors knocking on my damn door..."

He went down stairs, and out the door to already see Huey and Riley out on the porch, curious to see who would come out of the truck. The first to come out was a woman. Robert gasped. "Jessica Robinson?! What a surprise!"

"You know her?" Riley asked.

"Yeah! She's the cutiepie I found on Facebook." He replied.

"Grandad, don't get caught up in that woman. We barely know her." Huey said. "She looks younger than you. "

"She's 47 years old Huey. I think I'm got this." He replied, crossing his arms. "Lets go say hi."

The Freemans walked across the street. The woman was carrying a heavy flat screen. "I could use some help, Ciana!" She yelled to the car.

A girl about Huey's age hopped out. She had long black hair to her mid back, wearing a purple Hollister hoodie, skinny jeans, and white Nikes. She was texting on her cell phone. "Damn mama. Can't you wait till I finish my freaking text?!" She replied.

Riley smiled. "Wow..."

Ciana noticed the way Riley was staring at her. "The Fuck are you?"

"Ciana!" Jessica scolded. "Language!"

"I'm Riley. Most people know me as young reezy." Riley said, holding out his hand.

"Oh! Reezy like the fundraiser? Why didn't you say so? You must be ballin'!" Ciana replied, shaking his hand. She turned to Huey. "And you are?"

Huey stood there and stared at her hand.

"Well okay then nigga..." she said.

Robert walked over to Jessica. "Well hello. I'm Robert Freeman, and I live across the street. Welcome to Timid Deer Lane."

Jessica smiled. "Well thank you Robert." She continued to struggle with the TV.

"Let me help you." He said as they carried the TV in the house. They came back out. "Awww that was nice of you. I'm Jessica by the way. And that's Ciana."

Ciana nodded her head. "What up." She looked closer at Robert. She began laughing. "Aw man, you the old nigga off of that Thugnificent song!" She pulled out her phone and took a picture. "Ima instagram this!"

Jessica looked around. "And...I have another daughter. Isabella!"

A girl Riley' s age comes out from behind the truck wearing a red sweater with a cat on it, white pants, shoes, and black seeing glasses. She doesn't say a word, but waves to the Freemans.

"Isabella don't really say much." Ciana said.

"It's nice to meet you all." Robert says and smiles. "So...would you like to...I don't know...come to my house for dinner later?"

Huey looks at Robert with a concerned look. Ciana frowns at him. "What nigga?! You don't want us there? You think you too good to have us in y'all little house?!"

Jessica pulls Ciana back. "We'd love to Robert."

And that's the first chapter. What do you think should happen next?