The dog and the vampire
Bella's pov
"Morning Edward" I said sitting next to him on the couch getting ready for school.
"Morning love how are you?" Edward asked putting on his shoes. "Im feel better then fine actually I love being immortal but hate school." Edward chuckled and our daughter nessie ran out of her room screaming im going to kill him. "Who honey" I asked.
"Your brother emment." Why are you going to kill your uncle emment?" Edward asked.
Well I woke up to a dog licking my face and I know Jacob isn't here so either emment bought the dog or jasper"
We walked to the house and we heard Jacob tell rose a blond joke:
On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!".
"Oh Jacob give it a rest please, im done with your jokes." Rose said.
"Aunt rose where's Ur husband." Nessie asked.
"Upstairs I think." Nessie walked upstairs and we hear a slap and a ow.