A/N: My first fic was in my opinion, a piece of crap, so I scrapped it and wrote a different one (this one) and this is not serious!11111! It is supposed to be laid back and comical. And to highlight this is your host…
…Clek Swiftstrike.
"Hello readers" he said, "welcome to the Redwall choice awards."
With that he ran onto a stage.
He stared into a tv camera.
"If you have just tuned in this is an awards show honoring the best Redwall has to offer."
"I have a joke that is not one of them"
"Martin, Badrang called me last week."
"He was sad."
"He said you broke his heart!"
Rimshot, then silence.
At least those who weren't booing and or groaning
Clek turned to the camera.
"Let's hope this isn't an omen as to what the rest of the show will be like."
A/N: Well there one chapter down in my new fic. See you soon!