*NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!* **THEY WERE ALREADY HURT BEFORE THE MAKING OF THIS CRAP** ***The first 4 animals belonged to my sister's 5th grade teacher or her son***
There is a perfectly good reason as to why i'm not updating anything!!! IT IS BECAUSE I AM TOO GODDAMN LAZY!!!!!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!
~We are sorry. The retard writing this was high on crack. Please pay no mind to the cursing unless directed towards James. Anyone else, please, go on with your every day lives and pretend you have never even saw this.~
What you should never do with animals or stuff involving animals:
The Canary:
If you clean a canary's cage, TAKE OUT THE BIRD BEFORE VACCUMING IT!!!!!!
The Turtle:
If you eat Chinese take-out, NEVER PUT THE SOY SAUCE LID WITH THE TURTLE FOR IT WILL EAT IT AND CHOKE TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
The Hamster:
NEVER LET YOUR HAMSTER OUT OF ITS CAGE AND LET IT RUN AROUND ON THE FLOOR WHEN YOU ARE DOING YOUR CARPETING!!!! AND IF YOU DO, LOOK FOR A HUGE LUMP RUNNING AROUND THE FLOOR AND DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, WEAR HIGH HEELS!!!!!!!!!
The Dog:
If you let your dog do the shopping, NEVER LET IT GO BY ITSELF UNLESS IT CAN FUCK UP A CAR'S ENGINE!!!!!!!!!
Tippy:
Train your dog to LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING!!!!!!!! If you don't believe us, ask James' dead dog Tippy who ran in front of a moving bus. RIP Tippy!!!!!!!!!
The Beaver:
If you just so happen to shoot a beaver, MAKE SURE IT IS DEAD BEFORE STEPPING CLOSE TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! If you do, keep your nipples away from it's mouth because it will bite them off.
The beaver incident happened to one of James' friend's cousins ( I think). And since James has such funny stories, Wonyoung and I are trying to get him to write it down and I can post it up here for everyone to laugh at!!!!!!!!
Hope that this helps you out if you ever happen to own a pet~