Golden Sun: The True Story
An epic by Tabstis
In the ancient times, there was alchemy. The alchemy covered the land and the world was at peace. Everyone was having a jolly good time and there were plenty of hard nuts for all. But then the people became greedy and they took drugs to boost their attack to 999 and they even managed to beat Saturos and Menardi at the very beginning but to their anger; nothing even happened. The Wise One saw this and said "Oh bugger! The world is going crazy again!" He devised a plan to save the world from the power of the alchemy and to restore it to peace. The plan was called "Operation Wise One will kill everybody in the whole wide world then seal the power of alchemy in some stars and lighthouses and everyone will be sad and the Wise One will be awesome." So tell the tales of ancient sore….lore….
But this is not the story of him. This is the story of how a boy with no tongue, a psycho maniac, a hippie and an airhead pursued an old man and some flaming adepts across the land. This is the tale of 'Final Fantasy XXX'!!!! I mean Golden Sun.
I expect you think you know the story of Golden Sun. Well, you don't. Unless you have somehow skipped ahead to the end of this story and read it backwards in which case you are an idiot and you can review my story now. Anyway, this is the real story of how the events which led up to the end of the Wise One's new operation 'Operation Wise One is supremely awesome and will get some random guys to do stuff for him and unleash the power of alchemy so he can be more awesome than he currently is which is impossible."
Basically, this is the best story ever written. So, enjoy and don't do drugs!
Tabstis