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Bonjour Mon Petite Idiots!
It is I RollyDolly with my second FanFic for the Georgia Nicholson Series! Anyway I was reading through some of the fanfics on here and I decided to give something new a try, I have always wanted to write from different characters Povs so I decided to write this. It is vair confusing but hopefully you can understand what is actually happening. This fanfic will be full of fluff, aggers and lots of Dave/Gee. There are also a couple of new characters introduced. I don't own any of the original characters but I do own the plot. The first few chapters may be a bit crappy but bear with me and eventually I might get back into the style or writing again. In this FanFic though I plan to write from a bunch of different characters POV's, I also plan to add in a small amount of instant messaging conversations so hopefully I can try writing in different styles and it won't be too confusing. Please read and review this and tell me if you think it's too confusing :)
Lots Of Non-Lezzie Love
Rolly x
P.S. - I am vair sorry about Pants, Nungas And Even More Fisticuffs but hopefully since I have a deffinate plot with Luurve God's, Laughs And Broken Hearts I will update more quickly! :D xxxx
P.S.S. - I Still Luurve You All.....
P.S.S.S. - But I'm Not A Lezzie....
P.S.S.S.S. - Or A Homosexual Like Masimo....
P.S.S.S.S.S. - No Offence To You Lezzie Lovin' Peeps Or Homsexuals....
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. - I'm Sure Your All A Lot Nicer Than Masimo....
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. - And Wet Lindsey For That Matter...
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. - I'll Just Go Now....
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. - Pip Pip! Ta-Ta! Cherrio! Good Night! xxx
From Luurve is a Many Trousered Thing....
I said, "No, but I think there full of tadpoles, and actually my bum-oley really hurts."
As he pulled me up the bank I said, "I think I may have broken my bottom."
He looked at my face and he was really smiling. Then he said, "Are we never to be free, KittyKat?"
And I looked at him, and he said, "Oh bugger it, it has to be done."
And he snogged me.
10 Minuetes Later
Dave is quite literally the king of snogging. Urgh! I know Masimo is my one and only but it has to be said Dave is tip-top in the snogging department. I am quite litterally living in JelloidKinckers-a-gogo land!
1 Second Later
Boo! He's pulling away. Our foreheads are touching and somehow we've ended up holding hands but something tells me that was most deffo not just a matey type mates snog.
1 Second Later
I can feel his breath on my face. It's really warm but it smells vair fresh and minty like he's just popped a mint into his mouth before we started snogging.
Cheeky Cat!
2 Seconds Later
"This wasn't just a matey type mates snog, was it?" Dave laughed and shook his head, it tickled like mad though because our forehead were still touching.
"What are we going to do with ourselves Kitty?" I laughed.
"I have no idea Dave, I really, truly don't!"
"Listen Gee, I love you, okay. Not just in a matey type way but in a proper I want to be your offical snogging partner type way." I looked at Dave but he continued, "Think about it Gee." Hmmm...
1 Second Later
Dave is my best mate, that's a fact and he is by far the best snogger I have EVER met. I can be myself around him and he makes me jelloid just by looking at me.
1 Second Later
Maybe I do love Dave.
1 Minuet Later
He is vair gorgy, not quite god standered but close, vair vair close. What about Masimo though, he is vair marvy looking and italian. But I can't understand hardly anything he says and he is really close with Lindsey maybe even too close. Oh God! I think Dave may be right, I do love him. BLIMEY! I love Dave more than the italian stallion.
"I think, I might, er, I think." Great. I sound like bloody Ellen.
"Yes Kitty?"
"I think, I er..."
"You think what?"
"I think I love you Dave." He just raised his eyebrows.
"Really?" I'd completley lost the power of speech so he just had to put up with with a simple nodding dog convention.
5 Minuetes Later
Still snogging Dave. I have said it once and I shall say it again this boy can snog...
"Well Kitty. I suggest you tell that to your Italian homsexualist Toodle pip!"
1 Minuet Later
Great! I admit my undying love for Dave and he leaves me in a forest. Oh well, I'm sure I can find the tent. It can't be that hard can it?
15 Minuetes Later
Finally found the tent. Jools and Rosie arn't back yet, OH MY GIDDY GOD'S PYJAMAS! I'm in luuurve with Dave The Laugh but I'm dating Masimo. That is wrong, vair wrong in any book written by any person. UH-OH! I can here Spazzy, and Rosie, and Jools, and Ellen, and Mabs, and there all coming into my tent. Oh Bugger!
10 Seconds Later
"Gee?" If I pretend to be asleep they won't ask me anything. Hopefully.
4 Seconds Later
Ow! Ow! Owwie! Ow! Why do I have such heavy friends?
"What do you guys want? Can't you see I was trying to..."
"Don't try to change the subject Gee. What happened with you and Dave the laughy-man Laugh!"
"Nothing"
"GEE!"
"Jas, nothing happened."
"Gee!"
"Nothing Happened!"
"GeeGee!"
"Nothing Happened!"
"Georgia"
"NOTHING HAPPENED JAS!"
"TELL US!" They all shouted at once, it was vair freaky with knobs.
"Okay, Okay, Just stop shouting." I explained the vair long story to the gang, when I finished they all loooked like fish apart from Ellen who burst into tears and ran out of the tent! PANTS! Jas ran after her but not before calling me a backstabber and some other vair mean things.
"What should I do, wise viking one?" Rosie pulled out her beard and pipe and looked thoughtful. Jools and Mabs were still doing there weird fishy expression.
"Well Gee, Do you really luuurve Dave?"
"Yes Rosie. I think I really truly love Dave."
"Right. Then break up with Masimo and date Dave SIMPLE!"
"Ye' but Ro-Ro what do I..." She's already asleep, typico. "What do you guys think I should do about Ellen?" Mabs and Jools just shrugged before disserpearing out of the to go snog the boys again. Well not all of them just Rollo and Ed, because that would be freaky not to mention wrong.
Oh well I think I'll just zzzz.....
Sunday July 31st
11 am
On the motorway of life driving back to loonie head quarters. Jas and Ellen are sat at the front with Miss Wilson, well fair enough if they want to be Miss Wilsons botty kissers see if I care. Rosie sounds like a tractor, she's been asleep for the past four hours, since we got on the coach basically. Mabs and Jools are talking about make-up and I still have no idea what to do about my Dave and Masimo fadango.
12:50
I think I fell asleep but luckily It gave me a vair marvy idea about what to do with my little problemo...
1 Second Later
I am going to wait for Masimo too come back from Italy and break up with him, I am then going to ask Dave to be my one and only and we can live happily ever after...
1:30 pm
Back from the woods to my empty home. Mutti and Vati have gone out and Libby is probabley staying with Masie and Grandvati. Oh Well! Home Sweet Home! Hmm... I wonder where my furry pally Angus has got too.
6:00 pm
Ah, the elderly loons return and Masimo phoned the conversation was vair short and surprisingly I didn't go jelloid when I heard his voice, I think it's because I finally realised I lurrrve Dave! I think I like saying that. Anyway the converation went like this...
"Chow Belissima?"
"Oh, Er, Chow Masimo."
"Ah, Cara I am, how you say, missing you much, when will you be visting me in Roma?"
"Er, Masimo I won't be coming to Roma because my farther won't let me." No need to mention the I love Dave fadango yet.
"Oh, Belissima that is sad." Not really.
"Si"
"I will be returning from Italia on the 5th of August Belissima I shall se you then, si?"
"Si, er, arrivederci Masimo."
"Arrivederci Cara. Buona Notte."
10 Minuetes Later
"GINGEY! GINGEY! I LOBES YOU! GINGEY!" My darling sister Liberty returns and is clumping up the stairs to my bedroom.
"Not now Libby, Gingey's busy."
"NO BAD BOY! YOU READ BLOODY BUBBSY A BEDTIME STORY!"
"No Libby, not just yet."
"NO BAD BOY! READ!"
2 Minuetes Later
Reading Heidi. This has to be one of the all time most naffest childrens books. It is vair filled with craposity.
7:30 pm
Rang Ro-Ro to ask about the Dave The Laugh Ellen fadango.
"RO-RO!"
"Ah, Bonjour Gee. Did you plan on making me deaf this year?"
"Ah, but Non pally, I have-ist a fadango."
"Do hold on my viking chummy, I'll just fetch my beard." Erlack! I think Sven and Rosie are snogging down the phone.
"Now, young Gee. What ist your problemo?"
"Ah, but Oui Rosie! I need your wise vikingosity to help me with our own dithering fool!"
"Oui! You mean what are you going to do about Ellen?"
"Oui!"
"Don't worry young viking warrior, our dithering fool will come round eventually. She should be well over Dave the laughy-man by now, but how are things on the Italian Stallion front?"
"I haven't broken up with him yet, I can't do it down the phone. That is vair meanio."
"Oui but of course!"
"Many thankies are involved Ro-Ro. Au Revoir my viking pal!"
"Pip Pip!"
5 Minuetes Later
I am vair bored I think I will log into IM and see who's online...
7:42
Gee and Ro-Ro :D have signed in...
Ro-Ro :D Says: GeeGee!
Gee Says: Ro-Ro!
Ro-Ro :D Says: How are you this fine viking evening?
Gee Says: I am vair gut Rosie, are youu?
Ro-Ro :D Says: Vikings are always well....
Gee Says: I am vair bored Rosie, what do vikings do at such times of night?
Ro-Ro :D Says: They snog!
Gee Says: Ah, But of course!
Ro-Ro :D Says: Gee?
Gee Says: Oui?
Ro-Ro :D Says: Do you really luurve Mr Laugh?
Gee Says: Oui, Oh Viking One! I do!
Ro-Ro :D Says: REEEEALLLLY?
Gee Says: OUI! OUI! AND THRICE OUI!
7:50
Hunky and DTL 03 have signed in...
Ro-Ro :D Says: 'bout time you viking chumms and chumettes realised that!
Gee Says: Huh?
Ro-Ro :D Says: You have been in luuurve for a vair long time with a so called laughy-man I'm sooooo happy that you finally realised that Gee!
Gee Says: Er, Thanks!
Ro-Ro :D Says: Ah well, this viking best be off...
7:57
Ro-Ro :D Has signed out....
Gee Says: Pip Pip Rosie and Bonjour Tom, David!
DTL 03 Says: OI DON'T CALL ME DAVID! But anyway glad you finally took the time to notice , KittyKatt one!
Hunky Says: I heard you and Jas are fighting again.
Gee Says: Ye' Tom, I guess you could call it that.
DTL 03 Says: Ooooo! Girl Fight! But why, I thought she was your bestest pally?
Gee Says: Ah Dave, So did I. But it comes back to a certain dithering fool, Ellen...
DTL 03 Says: Ah, I really am vair irrisitable. Am I not?
Hunky Says: Shut Up Dave! And Gee don't worry I'll talk to Jas and see what she says.
Gee Says: Thankies Tom, but I best be off. Pip Pip Mr Laugh and Cherrio Tom O'l Chap!
DTL 03 Says: Pip Pip SexKitty! Lurrrrve youu xxx
Hunkys Says: Bye Gee!
8:07
Gee has signed out...
2 Minuetes Later
Awww. Dave said he Lurrrrves me! I am vair tired now though, so I think an early night will be just zzzz.....
