Once upon a time, Maxie Jones, she planned to wed
Port Charles' top-flight geek
Spinelli was a hacker extraordina-a-a-aire
They broke up and that was that, after that she married Matt
And he went to jail
One last night with Spin, and they had a ki-i-i-id
It took too long for Brad to reveal
That kid was not DanLu's
Bang bang, Maxie's romance problems
Take up way too much time
Every time that she's with someone
This happens every time
Maxie said good-bye, traveled, and brought back Levi
Giant douchebag dude
He made her give up fashion and eat just quin-oa-oa-oa
Nathan tried to warn her the guy was bad bad news
Levi kidnapped her
It was all for vengeance on Felicia-a-a-a
Maxie stabbed the creep in the back
Kissed Nathan over the corpse
Bang bang, Maxie's romance problems
Take up way too much time
Every time that she's with someone
This happens every time
Naxie's stable now, but suddenly Spin's back in town
Spixie kid in tow
He says that Maxie is the love of his li-i-i-ife
Nathan wants to pound Spin right straight into the ground
If he doesn't leave
Spinelli challenged him to a fistfight - yow-ow-ow-owch
As soon as Maxie hears of the fight
She runs in horrified...
Bang bang, Maxie's romance problems
Take up way too much time
Every time that she's with someone
This happens every time
Oh not this AGAIN!
Maxie, get a shrink...