A take on 50 things not to do in Hogwarts although some will probably be missing if I can't get a story in or just don't wanna right that sort of thing (Rule 10 in the real thing)
A petit pretty blond stepped into the room filled with Hufflepuffs and a smile flickered across her face before she singled out a first year that looked fairly nervous. She walked up to the male with light brown hair smiling politely as she did do. When she reached him she stopped behind his back and started poking him with a spoon that she produced form her robes.
'What the hell' The first year shouted turning around to face her his face red with anger.
'I'm getting the bee's of you' She replied still smiling and not letting but with the poking.
'They are no bee's here' He retorted his face twisting with anger.
'But that's what you're house colour means, that you are covered in bee's' She said still poking him with the spoon the smile still embedded on her face.
'That's stupid' He said attempting to grab the spoon, she was quicker then him and moved the spoon away from his grasp before continuing.
'Dolly leave the first years alone' Professor McGonagall called across the room as she made her way over knowing that she would be causing trouble as normal.
'But their house colours show they are covered in bee's' Dolly protested as the teacher stopped in front of her, Professor McGonalgall's arms were folded in front of her chest as she stood looking down on the girl through her half moon glasses.
'Dolly enough of this, report to my office' McGonagall said sighing she knew it was pointless trying to reason with her and none of her normal techniques would get her to behave, something which frustrated her greatly. Dolly nodded briefly and skipped away dropping the spoon on the floor as she moved away.
Professor McGonagall's Rule number 1. I Will Not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons (nor will I insist that their house colour indicated that they are covered in bees)
The clearing was buzzing with life (No pun intended) although may had gathered around one three stump that Dolly was perched upon happily imitating a fake Australian accent and making fun of Steve Irwin. Hagrid soon walking into the clearing and the students turned to look at her for a moment before turning their attention back towards the entertainment. Hagrid hesitated for a moment before he opened his mouth only to close it again and walk away from the clearing. Dolly continued entertaining the other students as he disappeared form view. Hagrid soon returned followed by an annoyed Minerva McGonagall who walked strait through the crowd which parted to allow her passage up to Dolly, Professor McGonagall had a more forceful presence then Hagrid could manage.
''Ello Minerva' Dolly said still with a accent. Minerva took a deep breath as Dolly jumped of the stump and walked out of the clearing, stop slight to check that Professor McGonagall was following her, she was although far more reluctantly then Dolly.
Professor McGonagall's Rule number 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I Will Not imitate Steve Irwin during care of magical creatures.
Dolly sat in the Herbolagy lab it was quiet except for the muttering of students although Dolly herself was quite tending to the plants in front of her.
'Hey Doll what's with the mushrooms' Draco said sitting on the desk that she was at and looking at the plants.
'Extra credit they are Hallucinogenic' Dolly said looking at Draco briefly before returning her gaze to the plants.
'You are really testing McGonagall today aren't you?'
'Yes, I already have two detentions and its only second lesson' She said smiling at Draco contently, slowly patting parts of the plants and ensuring they looked presentable.
'Yeah, Good Luck with that' Draco said getting up and walking over to Crabbe and Goyal who where lulled across another table eating cakes. Dolly looked up as Professor Sprout walked into the room and almost silence fell upon the room when the students found their seats. Professor Sprout looked at Dolly curiously for a moment.
'Dolly what have you got?' She asked her voice slightly shaky, she knew it wasn't a good thing if Dolly brought something in.
'Extra Credit Project' Dolly said smiling at the teacher who picked up the pot and examined it.
'Dolly Hallucinogenic Mushrooms will not earn you extra credit' Sprout said annoyed as the class started to laugh at it. Spout took the mushrooms and placed them in the store cupboard before leaving the class for a few minutes.
'Wait till she gets back those things spread like wildfire' Dolly giggled once everyone had feel silent, causing the class to laugh more at this remark and the expectation of what was to come.
'Dolly out' McGonagall called from the doorway not even stepping inside as Dolly grabbed her bag and walked out of the classroom. McGonagall looked at Professor Sprout slightly hopelessly before disappearing with Dolly.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 3. Growing Marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is Not an extra credit Project for Herbolagy
'Would it be alright if I breed a liger? it would be a cool familiar!' Dolly asked Professor McGonagall as they traced the familiar steps toward her office. McGonagall looked at Dolly and sighed, exhaustion showing on her face.
'No' She said quietly, her will to argue was slowly decreasing.
'But…' Dolly started her eyes gleaming with the idea of her new pet.
'Just No Dolly' Minerva said rubbing her forehead with her hand. Dolly remained silent for the rest of the walk and Minerva was glad for that as it meant that she could get some form of a break from telling Dolly off.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 4. I Will Not attempt to breed a Liger
AN; That's all for now just 4 but I hope you like it I did miss out number 4 and went strait to 5 but I hope to will in the gap by using once after 50 if there is any suggestion for a part then please tell me I need the help,
Is it me or does Dolly sound like she isn't wired the same as everybody else? But that's the feeling I get not what I was aiming at but character invent themselves don't they? Also due to a review I have received complaining about me coming up with the same idea as someone else without EVER reading their story I would also like to mention that I have used this from my own imagination and if I was to use someone else's idea I would tell them in a review of a story I am using it from! And ask if its okay.
Edit: okay so I figured I'd read through this story and found sooo many errors it started to annoy me. I wrote this years ago and my ability has drastically improved, so hopefully I'm manage to importove this, and the stupid bold thing will go away!