Taylor: Hello! Yes, I'm writing another fic. Surprised?
Eclipse: Not really.
Taylor: You and Sydney will be in this.
Sydney: *Appears out of nowhere, panicked* Hmm? Three things. Why's that the title? What's the anime that you're making a fanfic of? And why are you not in this?! *Mumbles/sobs* Leaving me with Eclipse...
Taylor: The first is an anime I recently gotten into. I want you to read this first, then watch the anime. I'm not in it because I wonder what would happen if only you two were in an anime. I'll be mentioned, though.
Sydney: Taylor, you just said that you weren't going to be in it, but you said you're going to be mentioned.
Taylor: *Pats Syd's arm* Sydney, I'm going to be in it. Just you or Eclipse sending me and/or reading text messages. Get it?
Sydney: Oh…Wait, where would you be if your not in this?
Taylor: In another school. Besides, I think you'll love this anime!
Sydney: School? I'm going to F***ING SCHOOL?!
Taylor: Enjoy! Don't forget to review/comment, favorite, and follow!
Sydney: What about a different school?! Answer me DAMN IT!
(Sydney's POV)
I sighed/groaned as I approached the old looking school, then stopped to look before it. I marveled in its architectural glory! The school only had one floor, but I can usually fly with crap like that. It looked abandon and creepy as hell, too. It was made out of a kind of dark wood, and the roof had an even darker oak. The entrance was white, but the roof was a reddish-brown, like rust. It was simply beautiful and vintage…
Too bad that it was a school…A school for teens who failed school HORRIBLY. I would've loved this place even more if it wasn't an educational Hell hole!
I sighed and adjusted the black tie of my uniform. I was pissed when I was forced to wear the same grey skirt as the rest of the girls, but once I bought a crap ton of booty shorts to wear underneath it, I was fine. And instead of wearing the grey jacket over my baggy white male's button up shirt, I wore my baggy grey male's HOODIE instead. Figured that as long as it was the same damn color as the other jackets, no one would bitch and moan as much.
I walked to the entrance of the school(while tucking my beige blonde hair into my hood) and was about to open the door until I felt a strong and undying need to punch someone. I turned around to see a ravenette with blue highlights approaching me. I growled when he was close enough for me to see his ass hole of a face. By now, my grayish green eyes flared into a toxic, golden yellow.
"Calm down, Emo Wolf. I'm in a good mood in the morning! I'll be a pain in your butt after lunch, I promise you," Eclipse said with a wickedly innocent smile. He wore gray pants, shirt and tie, and had a gray jacket tied around his waist.
I snorted. "What's with the jacket?"
"It's too hot to wear it, but I want to have it just in case," he sighed.
Actually, Eclipse seemed to be playing nice…For once. I sighed as I glared at him. "What the hell did you do? Or are planning to catch me off guard and do something then?" I growled at him.
He blinked a few times before shrugging. "Eh…You'll soon find out that I'm not evil," He mumbled, opening the door to the school.
As we walked into the school, I looked around the old building. "What homeroom do you have?" I said, feeling calm again and my eye color returning to normal. I pulled out my schedule to see what room the bastards on the school board placed me in.
"Classroom 3-E," He replied, looking at his own schedule.
"GOD DAMN IT! I'm in the same F***ING class as you! Let me see your schedule," I demanded as he stuck out his tongue at me.
"What's the magic word~?" He sang.
"Give it to me before I slice you open and feed your intestines to my pet wolf."
I snarled as he laughed triumphantly.
"Wrong answer, Syd-chan. Try again~"
"DON'T CALL ME SYD-CHAN DAMN IT!" I yelled. "Ugh…Can I please have your schedule?" I mumbled.
"What was that?" He asked, cleaning his ear with his pinky fingure.
"Don't push your luck, Fox bastard!" I growled.
He sighed and handed me his schedule. "Fine, fine. Take a look at it," He said while looking at the room's numbers.
I looked at his schedule and back to mine, my eye continuously twitching. They were perfect copies of each other. "Did you plan to be in the same classes I'm in?" I growled in a low tone.
"Nope. If I was planning to do anything with my schedule, I would have changed it so I would have seen you for only one period: lunch." He sighed. "There it is, room 3-E." He walked to the slide door and knocked on the wood. "Hello? We're the transfer students. Can we come in?"
"You baka! You could have open the door in the first place!" I yelled while slapping the back of his head.
"You probably can't feel the tension behind the door. It feels uneasy, so if we would have entered the room…I don't know. Better to be safe then sorry!" He explained awkwardly.
I gave him a look that said, "You think I give two S***S?", but then sighed and nodded as the door was opened by a male student. He had shaggy brown hair and even deeper brown eyes.
"Hi. Come in and pick a seat. And quick! The teacher is coming!" He whispered so only we could hear it.
As we entered the classroom, we looked at the students. They looked at us with confusion and interest. Us, lifelong rivals, decided to sit near the back of the room and looked at the students once more. One of the students in front of us whispered, "Do what we're doing."
We nodded in confusion and copied the student's position. We sat with our backs leaning forward, our heads looking down at our desk, and folded our hands together. I could now feel the heavy tension in the air. 'Oh great…Our teacher is going to be a giant douche bag. Joy is just FALLING upon me today,' I thought sarcastically as I started to sweat a little and twitch in my seat. I looked at Eclipse who was playing with his thumbs. 'Is this getting to him, too? 'Cause if so, then this is probably the most scariest yet satisfying moment of my life so far.' I let out a quiet sigh, wondering who the teacher would be. The schedule didn't say anything about his or her's name.
The sound of heavy wind hitting the school and shaking it violently made us, meaning Eclipse and I jumped a little. We looked out the window and saw nothing. I looked at the other students to find that Eclipse and a green haired girl looking outside. 'Strange. Why didn't anyone else look outside? This wouldn't have scared me. It's this damn tension that's getting on my nerves.'
I soon heard a slimy sound coming from the hallway and noticed that everyone was starting to fidget in they're seats. I glanced at Eclipse, who glanced back. We both kept our positions, but looked at the door. The door opened up to revealed…
'What the F***ING F***ER of F***SVILLE is that?!' I screamed in my head, with my mouth ajar. I glanced at Eclipse to see the same expression on his face.
"Alright people, we have two new students as you can see. Show them what we do in this class." Said the…Octopus? Whatever the hell it was, it was yellow, had tentacles, two of them looking like an ass, and a balloon-like head with a giant smile. He was wearing a graduation gown and hat. "Class monitor, if you will do the honors of starting the class…!" He said, his smile stayed on his face like it was printed with permanent ink.
"Right! Ready?!" The class monitor yelled in a commanding voice. The monitor had blue hair, and it was styled to seem like wings on both sides of his head. He was wearing a blue vest on top of a white shirt with gray pants. The person looked like a girl because of their small and delicate body frame, and sounded like one, but the pants told me that their gender was a he.
I heard movement and I looked around just to see everyone standing up all at once. I stared at awe of the beautiful sight. All of the students were holding guns of different kinds, and had them pointed at the octo-man. "Aim," The class monitor announced, holding a huge gun. "Fire!" As soon as he spoke, they pulled the trigger to their guns.
The Octo-man was moving in a speed that could put the bring super sonic jets into shame as pink bullets missed him multiple times. This brought tears to my eyes. I grabbed a bag of magically appearing popcorn and watch this beautiful sight unfold. "Oh. Oh my. Well, why don't I just call roll, while you children wear yourselves out!" He talked over the gunfire. He was dodging all the bullets while calling the students for attendance as they replied with a 'Here'!
"Wolfenstein?"
"HEEEEEEEEERRRREEE!" I yelled/sung over the gun shots. The only thought came into mind was almost impossible for me NOT to think of.
'This is going to be the most kick ass school year ever! And Taylor is missing this magical moment!'
~Author notes~
Taylor: How do you think of this, Syd?
Sydney: Holy S*** PLEASE tell me you're not kidding! What anime is this?
Taylor: Assassination Classroom. Enjoy this anime, Sydney. Only five episode are up, and more is to come!
Everyone: Don't forget to Review/Comment, favorite, and follow! One Piece out!
Sydney: What the F*** is a "PLIECE"?
Eclipse and Taylor: SHUT UP! It's just a typo!