The Joker was sat in his office sulking. Harley had gotten mad at him for having to cancel their date due to work and yet again she had run to Ivy for comfort which annoyed him greatly.

What hurt most was the fact that she thought he didn't CARE. That was a lie; Joker had been eagerly awaiting their date for weeks but there was no way of getting out of it. He poured himself another drink "I aint that heartless Harls" he grumbled. Feeling bored he turned on the radio to help him relax. It was a rare moment but sometimes he would listen to the music on the radio waves.

"Easy come, easy go"

"That's for damn sure" he muttered irritably. Harley was either with him or Harley it took only 1 word and she would either leave him or stay beside him lovingly.

"That's just how you live, oh"

Joker frowned Harley didn't live like that 100%. She lived to make people laugh, To be praised and loved by him eternally. Part of that was to annoy the hell out of him when he was busy.

"Take, take, take it all"

Joker sighed crossly as annoying memories flooded back into his mind. Whenever he was busy she would bother him until he gave in and screwed her.

"But you never give"

Despite Harley giving him attention when she was also in the mood. She had an annoyingly bad habit of saying she was too busy, not in the mood or had other things to do.

"Should have known you was trouble"

"Got that right" Joker grumbled. She had attracted him from day one at Arkham despite him doing the seduction. Her golden blonde hair, those big blue eyes but most of all those voluptuous breasts and slender figure.

"From the first kiss"

Joker went quiet. Their first kiss had been somewhat magical; it had happened after she broke him out of Arkham. During the time he had been injured she had been kind enough to tend to his injuries. He had felt so drawn to her beauty and sweet nature that he had lured her in with sweet words and they kissed.

"Had your eyes wide open"

Joker huffed during their kiss she had closed her eyes to enjoy the atmosphere. She was not the type of girl to get all hyped up. She mainly just blushed and giggled a little but never screamed sure sometimes she squealed but excitedly in a cute way.

"Why were they open?"

"Get your facts straight buddy my Harley closed hers" Joker hissed crossly pouring himself another whiskey.

"Gave you all I had"

"Aint that the truth" Joker huffed. He had given his body, his affections even his patience to put up with her antics. Yet she still asked for his love and kindness which was something he couldn't do.

"And you tossed it in the trash"

Harley could tend to be selfish and bratty when it came to affection. He was the type of guy who was more quality than quantity. He made sure she NEVER forgot how good he could make her feel. It was not his fault she was such a horny blonde who desired his body every 24/7/.

"You tossed it in the trash, you did"

Thinking about how ungrateful Harley was towards him made Joker angrier. He tried his best to keep her happy so he could do what he did best which was plot to destroy the dark knight and rule Gotham.

"To give me all your love is all I ever asked"

The Joker became thoughtful he may not be able to show love or compassion but the fact that Harley cared for him so much made him feel like a better man. It made him think that he was capable of showing feelings that didn't include brute force all the time.

" 'Cause what you don't understand is..."

The Joker groaned crossly there were a number of things Harley didn't understand. That when he was busy it was not the time to have sex, That when using a pun it had to be able to match the situation, To be his woman she had to be obedient.

"I'd catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)"

The Joker frowned he would NEVER do such a thing for Harley. She was capable of taking care of herself. He didn't raise her so harshly to make her a dependant whiny crybaby; He raised her to be a strong and sly woman.

"Throw my hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

The occasional times Joker took a knife for Harley was only because she was created by him so only he should have the honour of killing her.

"I'd jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

"Think again buddy" Joker grumbled. His life was WAY more important than hers in some respect. She was merely around to praise him and tell him how wonderful he was as a villain that and satisfy his needs.

"You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)

The Joker raised an eyebrow that was half true. He was willing to buy her clothes and make-up but anything else she had to get herself. It was natural that they shared the chore of buying food for Bud and Lou since they shared them.

"Oh, I would go through all this pain"

Joker's expression became a cross between annoyed and sad. He did care for Harley and it caused him all sorts of pain emotionally and mentally. Yet somehow it felt nice at times but also the usual annoying.

"Take a bullet straight through my brain"

"Not bloody likely" Joker grumbled. There was no way he would risk his own life for Harley's sake.

"Yes I would die for you, baby"

"More like the other way around buster" Joker muttered. Harley was always willing to put herself in danger to keep him safe or happy.

"But you won't do the same"

A sharp pain shot through his chest. The fact that Harley put herself through so much to keep him safe yet he never did the same triggered a slight guilt inside him.

"If my body was on fire"

The Joker raised an eyebrow as he thought about that. He wasn't stupid enough to get caught alight sure he'd had his butt bitten by a piranha but that was all.

"Oh, You'd watch me burn down in flames"

"No she...wouldn't" Joker said feeling thoughtful at the last part. He put her through so much hell that it wasn't exactly a impossibility. The thought of Harley setting him alight and watching him burn with a wicked grin sent chills down his spine.

"You said you loved me, You're a liar"

The Joker smiled sadly "More like I am" he said in a pained voice. He cared so much for Harley but everyday he would lie to her about her place. That she was merely a henchwench to help him destroy Batman but in fact she was the reason his life was more bearable.

"Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby"

"That's a bunch of bullshit" Joker hissed bitterly. Harley had adored him from day one of being his assistant. She showered him with so much affection it smothered him to death.

The chorus continued to play on and on in a loop. The Joker leaned back in his chair sadly this song made him realize how harsh he was on Harley and that he could go easier on her. He badly wanted to talk out their issues with her but she was at Ivy's again seeking comfort from her friend.

He sighed heavily "I'll talk to her about it when she comes home" he decided crossly. It was easier that way and he wasn't in the mood to listen to anymore of Ivy's man hating trash she always spouted.

Beside him Bud and Lou whimpered sadly. He ruffled their manes affectionately "Its ok boys your mama will be home...eventually".