May you didn't know me... I'm the one wich was frozen for more than 300 years, taken away from my family and my girlfriend Tina, the one who spent alone until 23rd of August 2351... My name you're asking? My name is Duck Dodgers,one of the huge number of the captains of the Galactic Protectorate and the most celebre duck in the galaxy...But how I'm stuck here? Simple question, hard to explain... the last thing I know is that I was with my fair love, Tina...

~Flashback~

I and her were in the park in the night, after a date. We sit on a bench and looked at the stars.I wanted to tell her something important, but when I was about to tell her, one shadowy figure appeared in our front."Can I help you?"asked Tina

"You idiot , will die..."whispered the figure...

"Pardon me what?"I said. Then it pointed at me.I was scared to death, but before I could do something, anything went blank . I remember that the last thing i do was that I said "Run..."

~End of Flashback~

...and since today I don't know who did it, and if Tina continued her life or was killed...

When dr. I.Q. Hi de-frosted me, then he told me that my first word was "Tina!", then I collapsed because of the climatic shock. When I came back, the doctor told me that I was frozen about 349 years and asked me if I know my name. I was panicked, I didn't know what to say.

"I was a...hero ...in... college at the university... Dodgers. The college's name is... my surname... They took it after me...I'm...Duck... Edgar... Dumas... Aloysius... Dodgers..."I said.

"You were so long time frozen that you were about to forget your name...Poor duck..."said the doc."Before I left,would you like to be one of the huge number of the captains of the Galactic Protectorate?"

"How much I'm paid?"

"Somewhere around 100 000 Astro bucks if you're part of the Galactic Protectorate,10 $ if you're civilian..."

"Accept. Tomorrow I'll start my new doc, you've changed my life."then he left.

"I and my big beak..."

~Meanwhile, in dr. I. Q. Hi.'s lab~

"Oh no, I've forgotten to tell Dodgers that he civilians are paid on minute with 10$ and the Galactic Protectorate, on year."said dr.I.Q. Hi."Shall I tell him... Nah..."

Hi Internauts! 2 things before you're going to blame me: '1. It's my very first Looney Tunes, Duck Dodgers or Crossover story. 2. English - not my maternal language.