Hey guys , InfernalFox here!

Yes guys, I have joined the club. I'm into Transcendence Fanfics, with only a bunch of dislikes. But it's mostly me. It's still an awesome AU.

So yeah, after getting to chapter 33 of "tales of a Dreambender" I was like: they should totally make a rules version of this"

So, here I am.

I can't seem to remember Dipper's demon name, though. I just keep forgetting it.

I make no promises about updating this thing. I'll try, thought.

Disclaimer: I don't own this thing. If I did, Dorito would posses Dipper more.

Rules

Mabel/Mizar

Dipper/Alcor

And now, to the story

Rule N°1: Do NOT under any circumstances, eat any Doritos in front of Alcor.

You'll forever be in our memories, err…. What was his name again?

Gregory

Poor guy. He is still an idiot for doing that, thought

Rule N°2: In case of Fangirl summoning, you are free to laugh

Wasn't funny

You're right, it wasn't funny

Of course I am!

It was downright hilarious

I hate you

Rule N°3: Don't try

breaking & entering in Alcor's house

Seriously?

You weren't home at that moment

Rule N°4: Don't let Alcor see cats. You may start a kitty fight.

1 million views in YouTube

You actually recorded that?!

Rule N°5: If your name is Bill, don't summon Alcor. Ever.

Never trust someone named Bill

Amen to that.

Ok, that should suffice for now. I'll do this in pairs of five

InfernalFox OUT!