hi this is my first ER fan fiction - my other ones have all been about CSI.By the way,if you want a serious fan fiction,look away now cos this is just totally making fun of ER(even though I like it).It would help if you'd watched ER before,cos I don't want to have to explain everything.
Luka
It was another hectic day at the ER.All the staff were working hard(cough yeah right) but there were still lots of patients waiting for beds.
'Listen....how 'bout we.....hook up after work,'said Luka Kovac,winking repeatedly,in a very obvious way.
'Luka I'm not interested!You've asked me a million times'
'I know....but I think we have a connection and-'
'How many people have you said that to today?'
'Only about 15.....honestly,'Luka said,staring at the floor.
'You just don't have any respect for me!Humph!'
And with that,Frank stormed off and Luka moved on to another 80 year old woman,who could give him $20,000.
********In case you don't watch ER,Frank is the 40-something male receptionist,who constantly eats donuts.The thing with $20,000 was when Luka accepted a cheque from an elderly (and dying) woman.It was for something like $20,000.************
John
John Carter couldn't believe his ears.He was being suspended until further notice!
'But Kerry-'
'No John.What you did was........it was...clearly unacceptable!'
'What?All I did was blackmail everyone until they gave lots more money,even though I don't need it because I'm a multi-millionaire,but I pretend to be a scaff in front of my alcoholic,smoking,always-loving-to-get-naked girlfriend,who I pretend I'm concerned about,but really just want to get her into bed.'
'Well.Now at least you see where I'm coming from.....'
'No.As a matter of fact.You're the one who's a lesbian,who's girlfriend is called Sandy(what is this,Grease?),who has a crutch for no reason(probably faking it to get benefit money),who is a complete bitch to everyone,and got Dr. Dave (Maluchi) fired(he was so cool!).'
'You have no right to-'
'Oh yes I do!I'm goddamned John Carter!I can do whatever I want,I can-'
'Oh shut the hell up!You were such a little wussy when you got stabbed and then you were a druggie and you're like crying when Lucy(remember the med student who died when her and Carter got stabbed)died,but really you wanted your relationship to be like Luka and Erin's(you know the new med student who Luka nearly killed)and don't even get me started on that.'screamed Kerry.
'You bitch!Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Then,John and Kerry get into a cat fight and Kerry(obviously)kicks his ass cos he's a little wussy and she kills him by stabbing him with her crutch.(sorry but i had to kill him cos he's so annoying and i couldn't think of a better way) :)
**************if you're kinda high-strung you might be turning your nose up at this but at least i tried.lol.i'm in mensa you know.seriously.but i can be a bit of an ass sometimes,especially when kim's around.(sorry.kim is my,well,arch enemy)p.s. detective cairb,plz read this cos i know you don't watch ER but i want at least 1 person to give me a good review.
HONESTLY EVERYONE.MY FAN FICTION'S ARE NORMALLY REALLY GOOD.:) . READ MY CSI ONES.SERIOUSLY I HAVE PEOPLE ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS HERE.(BIG CLIFFHANGER IN MY CSI FAN FICTION)
p.p.s. if you really want more of this,you can have it,but i think i'll stick to CSI,if i get bad reviews for this(obviously this is inevitable).
Luka
It was another hectic day at the ER.All the staff were working hard(cough yeah right) but there were still lots of patients waiting for beds.
'Listen....how 'bout we.....hook up after work,'said Luka Kovac,winking repeatedly,in a very obvious way.
'Luka I'm not interested!You've asked me a million times'
'I know....but I think we have a connection and-'
'How many people have you said that to today?'
'Only about 15.....honestly,'Luka said,staring at the floor.
'You just don't have any respect for me!Humph!'
And with that,Frank stormed off and Luka moved on to another 80 year old woman,who could give him $20,000.
********In case you don't watch ER,Frank is the 40-something male receptionist,who constantly eats donuts.The thing with $20,000 was when Luka accepted a cheque from an elderly (and dying) woman.It was for something like $20,000.************
John
John Carter couldn't believe his ears.He was being suspended until further notice!
'But Kerry-'
'No John.What you did was........it was...clearly unacceptable!'
'What?All I did was blackmail everyone until they gave lots more money,even though I don't need it because I'm a multi-millionaire,but I pretend to be a scaff in front of my alcoholic,smoking,always-loving-to-get-naked girlfriend,who I pretend I'm concerned about,but really just want to get her into bed.'
'Well.Now at least you see where I'm coming from.....'
'No.As a matter of fact.You're the one who's a lesbian,who's girlfriend is called Sandy(what is this,Grease?),who has a crutch for no reason(probably faking it to get benefit money),who is a complete bitch to everyone,and got Dr. Dave (Maluchi) fired(he was so cool!).'
'You have no right to-'
'Oh yes I do!I'm goddamned John Carter!I can do whatever I want,I can-'
'Oh shut the hell up!You were such a little wussy when you got stabbed and then you were a druggie and you're like crying when Lucy(remember the med student who died when her and Carter got stabbed)died,but really you wanted your relationship to be like Luka and Erin's(you know the new med student who Luka nearly killed)and don't even get me started on that.'screamed Kerry.
'You bitch!Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Then,John and Kerry get into a cat fight and Kerry(obviously)kicks his ass cos he's a little wussy and she kills him by stabbing him with her crutch.(sorry but i had to kill him cos he's so annoying and i couldn't think of a better way) :)
**************if you're kinda high-strung you might be turning your nose up at this but at least i tried.lol.i'm in mensa you know.seriously.but i can be a bit of an ass sometimes,especially when kim's around.(sorry.kim is my,well,arch enemy)p.s. detective cairb,plz read this cos i know you don't watch ER but i want at least 1 person to give me a good review.
HONESTLY EVERYONE.MY FAN FICTION'S ARE NORMALLY REALLY GOOD.:) . READ MY CSI ONES.SERIOUSLY I HAVE PEOPLE ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS HERE.(BIG CLIFFHANGER IN MY CSI FAN FICTION)
p.p.s. if you really want more of this,you can have it,but i think i'll stick to CSI,if i get bad reviews for this(obviously this is inevitable).