AND I'M BACK! How are you all today! So this is my first ssb fic, and i am going to do 15 oneshots for different characters. If you're wondering, it will be using my main oc, Lincoln, who if basically an archer guy who can use magic too. so this first one is Kirby.
When i own smash bros, I'll bring back Roy.
What if Kirby was randomly pissed at everyone
He was usually a gentle soul.
SMASH. But this was not a usual day.
"Where is it! WHERE IS IT! WHERE THE F*** IS THE COFFEE!"
Yeah, that's Kirby.
Zelda knew we were running out of coffee, but forgot to tell Master Hand. One small mistake evolved into one fatal situation.
"I WANT TO SEE EVERY SMASHER IN THE MAIN HALL NOW!" Yelled Kirby. Yep, he sounds furious.
"Or what, pansy puf-" This statement by a certain Gerudo king was interrupted by a loud squelch, followed by the trademark melody of a 1-up mushroom.
Within five minutes, everyone was in the main hall. "Now, I called you here for a reason." Began Kirby in a deadly sweet voice. "I came to ask WHO TOOK THE LAST OF THE F****** COFFEE! I WANNA KNOW SO I CAN KICK THEIR A$$!"
"Er, um-alright, it was m-m-me!" Spoke a small voice from the back of the crowd. Jigglypuff. Poor jiggly.
"SO IT WAS YOU! BRAWL ME, NOW! YOU TOO, FORGETFUL!" Kirby screeched, pointing at Zelda. Link gasped and stood in front Zelda protectively. "YOU WANNA GO TOO, TIGHTS BOY? FINE!
-brawl-
Kirby VS link, Zelda, Jigglypuff
Ready... GOGAME!
THIS GAMES WINNER IS... KIRBY!
... Wait, what?
Everyone stood in disbelief as Kirby did a victory dance. Behind him, Jigglypuff was completely flat; link was sporting a black eye, a bloody nose and several complex fractures. And Zelda... Let's not go into that.
Just then, the fastest hedgehog alive zoomed in with a steaming mug of the brown stuff.
"FINALLY! MOAR COFFEE! GIMME GIMME GIMME!"
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