"Hey, Itachi!" I yelled, "Come and look at this!"
Itachi, looking up from his book, sighed. "What?"
"Look!" I insisted
Grumbling, he got off his chair, dog-eared the page in his book he was on, and walked over to me to see what the hell I was yelling about this time.
I frowned, "You shouldn't do that to books, you know. It ruins them."
"Sasuke. You called me over here. Now. What. Is. It?"
I swallowed. Itachi could be scary… "Well," I began importantly, "I have discovered the magical world-" raised eyebrow from Itachi-, "of," I took a breath, "FANFICTION!"
Itachi sighed, "What about it?"
I grinned mischievously, pointing to a chapter called 'Damned Entities'. Itachi clicked on the link, and started reading. As he read, his eyes opened wider and wider, in proportion to his cheeks which were growing redder and redder.
"Well, Ita-chan?"
"Don't call me that," he snapped automatically, "what the hell was that?!"
"You couldn't figure it out? Apparently you thought about me in a compromising position and then started jack-"
"Shut up," he mumbled
I smirked, "So."
"Shut up."
The smirk became a grin, "So it is true!"
He didn't answer.
The grin became a cackle. Between gales of laughter, I managed to get out: "So- you, member of- the Akatsuki- have fallen- in love with- your little-brother?!"
Itachi looked like he was about to cry. That wasn't good. Itachi never cried.
"Okay, Ita-chan," he didn't even look up at my pet name for him, though I knew he hated it, "I'm sorry." This was a first for me. (This day seemed to be full of new things… hmm…) I never apologized. "I guess I was just… nervous."
Itachi still didn't respond