Hey.
What about a cute little author's note at the beggining?
So, I'm starting another story. Kill me right now. If you've read something from me before, you may know I don't update that fast. Once a month at the best, no delusions. But I've got two chapters of this shit written so far and I'm not planning on stopping anytime soon.

And because summary is a bitch and I can't write anything important in it, I'll write it here. So brace yourselves.

I'm sure everyone have read them at least once. These fanfictions when Naruto characters get to our world, preferably into a house of horny teenage girls. I've read a few which were really good, the only one I can think of now is called Akatsuki in my house by Cloud Traveler - and this shit is perfect. I can't even dream of getting on same level.

Anyhow, I decided to give it a shot too. And I started writing this (yes, writing - no typing). Now, I know how people put themselves into the story as main OC and stuff but this is not the case. I can't write something with me in it, because it would end up just bad. Plain crap. If you actually read this, you will find out it's about a girl from divorced family, Joy. She's 22 (which reminds me - I'm fifteen and I really don't know how an adult's mind is working, so no offence) and she's got awful name (which is probably the only thing we've got in common). Never had she heard about a show called Naruto and no, she doesn't have a rommate who is obssesed with anime/manga stuff. Just a plain girl in third year of college, no current boyfriend, no alien attacks... no. Well, you'll see.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto series, that's a job for Masashi Kishimoto. Just for your information, I'm not gonna be thinking about some funny ways to say it in future, so live with it. Also, in next chapters there will be AN only at the end, because I know very well how annoying it can get. I just needed to say this shit before starting.

Enjoy!

Tuesday.

That's right. My least favourite day is tuesday. And why is it? Well, I could give you tons of examples but I won't. Why is that, you ask me? The reason is only one - I'm exhausted. Yeah, you heard that right. The allmighty me is totally worn out.

But it's not like you can blame me. Waking up at 5.45 am., not even able to take a well-deserved and much-needed morning shower, rushing to my early shift in library, than college, two hours of nursing in hospital and finally, polite "bonding dinner" (how my father likes to call it in private) with my now seven years divorced parents. Their divorce being one of many reasons I'm now living alone - much earlier than I would like to.

So here I am, leaning against my front door, unable to even put a stupid key into a stupid lock and I still have yet to write a two pages essay on my biology class. Something about hypnosis and our brain's reactions to it. Yay. Did I mention it is fucking 9.30 pm.?

CLICK.

Oh yes! My front door finally opened and I literally fell through them, landing on the wooden floor of my not-small-not-large flat. It had a hall (In which I was currently oh-so-graciously picking myself up), decent sized living room with kitchen attached and two doors, one leading to my bedroom while the other into something like study/library, where was my second bed placed. Just in case I felt too tired to crawl into my bedroom. And then there was a bathroom with toilet in the hall. Alltogether it was pretty much the best place a working student could afford.

When I was once again standing on my own two legs I kicked off my sneakers and stumbled to the kitchen, determined to make myself some delicious smelling, heavenly tasting black coffee.

Few minutes later I was contently sipping from my frog-like cup and flipping pages of my own collector's eddition of "Neuropsychology - Facts and myths", taking a note here and there. And another few minutes later I was sound asleep with my head on my precious psychology book.

If I would have been awake, I would have seen a strange swirling in the middle of my living room, followed by a loud THUMP. But I was sleeping like a log. And that's why I didn't notice a figure silently approaching me. Well, at least until it poked my shoulder rather hard and I woke up with stratled yelp.

Looking around I finally noticed tall man with spiky gray hair and a facial mask covering the lower half of his face along with some kind of an eyepatch, but with a strange symbol carved into its surface.

Huh?

Was my first inner reaction. Slowly followed by; What is a person doing here in my appartment at this hour? Than my brain actually compressed the information and I tried to scream. Tried being the keyword, because the men covered my mouth with his gloved hand and made a freaking "shhhh"sign with the other.

Shhhh? Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, I was beginning to panic. I mean, I was scared! Frightened even, because THERE WAS A FREAKING STRANGER IN MY HOUSE, that's why!

A male voice interrupted my thoughts. "Don't cause a scene, please. We mean no harm."

I froze. We? What does he mean, we? Please, tell me he doesn't have buddies somewhere aroud...

And I was once again interrupted by a voice, only this time it was a girl. "Kakashi-sensei? What's going on? Where are we?"

Uh-uh. Now I was confused. What did the girl say didn't exactly fit my expectations. I thought they were burglars or that the man was rapist or some of that sort. But the girl seemed as surprised as myself and it looked like she knew the man. What was his name again? Ketashi? Katashi? ... Souns japaneese to me. And isn't a sensei a japaneese word for a teacher? Wait, does that mean that that Kateshi guy is the girl's teacher? What if he drugged her and brought her here so she could watch him while he was...

...ugh, stupid, stupid me!

I heard a polite cough which snapped me back to reality. Kekashi folk was now crouched to my eye level and his only visible black eye was staring into my blue-grey one. "I will now uncover your mouth. Please, stay silent, I won't hurt you. I merely wish to talk." With that he brought his hand down from my lips and I immediately asked (aked, no shouting): "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing in my flat?"

The man next to me was now looking rather awkward, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly and smiling nervously. "Erm... My name is Hatake Kakashi and these two are my students, Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto." he gestured towards the corner of my room where in silence stood a girl little younger than me and on the floor next to her layed unconscious boy, also in his teens.

He had blond ruffled hair and strange whisker-like things on his face and wore somewhat embarrasing orange-black jumpsuit with high boots with holes in them which looked like from some strange movie.

The girl on his left was clearly uncomfortable. Her gaze was shifting from thing to thing and never stayed in one place for a while - she was like a wild cat locked in cage. But I must say, her eyes were beautiful, as well as the rest of her - give it few years and men will be licking her feet. Color of her eyes was emerald green, something I never saw on a human before. And her hair... it was PINK! I never knew they sold pink haircolor, but it really suited her. It went well with her eyes so it looked almost natural... nah. She wasn't very tall but was lean and well built. Not much of a chest but enough to recognise some curves on her. She had fair skin and her attire was just as strange as that of her friend, Uzumaki Naruto. Which made her Haruno Sakura. Yep, deffinitely japaneese names.

"So... What are you doing here, Kakashi?" I asked, not sure wheather I'm not being impolite when I'm not using his last name. He thought about it for a while before answering: "I'm not entirely sure. I was just trying out my new jutsu when we appeared here. But what is your name, may I ask you?"

Oh, that's right. I didn't even tell him my name! "Joy. The name is Joy."

Kakashi quickly exchanged looks with Sakura and really, I can't blame them. My name sucked. Suddenly, I remembered something and being the person I am, I had to ask. "Erm, sorry Kakashi... but what is that jutsu-thing you were talking about?"

His visible eye widdened slightly before quickly returning to his bored gaze. "Well, you know... Jutsu? Ninjutsu?" I just shook my head. Seriously, what the hell? Ninjutsu? Is that in japaneese too?

"Genjustsu?" Again, I merely shook my head.

"Taijutsu?" I shrugged and snapped: "Okay. What are these things? It souns like some cakes or something... Or is it just a joke?"

I nearly strated searching for some hidden cameras but Kakashi's expression shocked me. He was completely confused and serious. Not in that I'm-just-kidding-around-while-trying-to-look-serious manner but in that What's-going-on-and-what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about manner which was pretty creepy, because that's exactly how I felt. Well, shit.

Sakura spoke, sounding a bit timid and shaky: "What about shinobi? Do you know what a shinobi means? Or kunoichi?" Now I felt a little bad for them. They were all obviously out of it, for whatever reason, and I sure as hell wasn't making it easier.

"Well, sorry but it still doesn't ring any bells." I said, trying to at least sound helpful if nothing else. Kakashi turned to Sakura and they started discussing something heatily. They were talking pretty fast and quiet so I let them be. I noticed some parts of their conversation though - things like civilains and villages mentioned.

I walked past both of them unnoticed and slumped down on my sofa, reaching for remote-control, only to find two cruelan blue eyes staring right back at me.

"Goshness!" I shrieked and fallen backwards - this surprised me. When I straightened myself up, that guy, Naruto, was still staring at me. "Oi, woman... what is that thing, dattebayo?"

"..."

"Oi! Ya heard me?"

Okey. Breath in. Breath out. Take things easy. Count down from ten... now.

"Exuse me Naruto but my name is Joy, not a woman. And that 'thing'as you call it is a television, shortly known as TV. You mean, you've never seen one?"

By the way he looked at me I assumed he did not. What a creep. But seriously, what is wrong with them? They don't know what a TV is, they're confused as hell, they use strange words like jutsu and shinobi..."

Kakashi's voice distracted me. "Joy, do you know what a ninja is?"

HUH? Come again? They put me through all this and now they ask me what a ninja is?

"Well, of course I know what it is! They were something like warriors in Japan long time ago. They could move very fast and silent, blend in shadows... pretty cool and mysterious shit, if you ask me. But why the sudden interest?"

Kakashi just sighed and facepalmed - hard. "I'm afraid something very unlikely and incredible happened."

"What do you mean, Kakashi-sensei?" I didn't even noticed when Naruto appeared behind me. The way they moved was just plain creepy - like ninjas. Insert sarcasm here.

"I mean we are no longer in Konoha. I'm afraid we got transported into another dimension."

HUH?

Finished.

I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you that my chapters are always short. As awesome as English is, it's not my native language, so actually writing something is a pain in the ass.

You know what to do, right? Review, that's what!

And because I'm the good person I am, I will actually tell you something that will happen. I'm going to put the Akatsuki in there. Before you all go 'boooooo'on my head, remember - Joy doesn't know a thing about the show, so it's going to be entirely different. I'm not even sure wheathr to put some romance in it. Although, I though about it and pretty funny idea stuck in my head. I though about following pairings;

Kakashi x Konan
Sakura x Kakuzu/Pein ;D I'm seriously lovin' this one ;D Sakura and the old geezer, yeah!
Joy x Itachi/Sasori/... Whatever, I don't really know :P
Naruto x ...surprise!... MUHAHAHAHA! I love surprises!

Well, olé till next chapter! And remember - review!