My sister bet me I couldn't juggle three stories, I intend to not only prove her wrong but be ten bucks richer. ;)


Chapter One

A really weird Guy

It was a quiet ordinary day at Titans Tower, or as ordinary as a day could be in the home of the Teen Titans. But today was different, because absolutely nothing had happened all…day…long. All five Titans slouched around the common room in various places. Robin rolled one of his disks back and forth. Starfire's eyes followed a small fly as it zipped around here and there. Raven sat levitating playing cards into an intricate house. Cyborg fixed his T-Car, took it apart, put it back together, then took it apart again for kicks. Sat on the floor cross-legged playing with a rubber band until he accidentally flicked it into his face. He scrunched up his face form slight pain and rubbed his cheek.

"Dudes, we have to do something…right now."

"Like what," mumbled Robin.

"Thus far our fair city has been inexplicably devoid of illegal activity," said Starfire loosing sight of her meager entertainment. "I do not believe there is anything to do."

"You know you could take this quiet time to try some meditation," suggested Raven.

"Why don't you," asked Robin nodding off. Raven applied the last playing card to her house.

"Because I'm bored." They all sweat-dropped. If Raven was too bored and lazy at the moment to perform a necessity, then they were really bored. Robin flicked a small crumb off the counter and was about to declare that they all just go to bed (it was three pm), when Cyborg suddenly burst into the room.

"UP YALL! TROUBLE'S HAPPENIN!" They all got up so fast they left smoky imprints of themselves. They gathered around the large screen and a traffic cam showed a break in at a small toy store. They watched as a man with a silver suit blew the door down and walked inside.

"Who's that," asked Raven.

"Beats me," said Cyborg. "But I think we do you know this guy." Dr. Light followed the other man in, obviously making sure no one came in behind them. Robin snapped on his belt and hollered from the door.

"Who cares let's just get down there


ELSEWHERE IN THE CITY……………………

Dr. Light and the other guy ran the small groups of customers out of the store and walked through the stereo isle. "Why are we here again," asked the guy impatiently.

"You know why were here, and what kind of a name is Invisible Man anyway," asked Dr. Light. "That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Invisible Man was about to give him the finger when they heard a certain tune go off. 'Bad boys bad boys bad boys, what'cha gonna do? Oh what'cha gonna do when they come for you?" Scratching his head with perplexity, Dr. Light looked over and saw Robin leaning against the wall next to a CD speaker system.

"Gotta love that tune," he said with a smile. "Here's track two." He pushed the forward button and track two consisted of two words. 'TITANS GO!' Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy jumped into the store and readied themselves. Robin wiped out his bo staff and concentrated on Invisible Man. "I don't know who you are but your shopping spree is over!"

"GET THEM," shouted Dr. Light. He threw an energy net at Robin but he jumped out of the way. Beast Boy tried to run up behind the mad doctor but the villain spun around and cast an array of glowing orbs. The partially blinded Beast Boy rubbed his eyes.

"DUUUUDE! I hate those darn things!" Cyborg and Robin tag teamed on Dr. Light while Beast Boy recovered. At that moment Starfire and Raven concentrated on taking the newly acquainted Invisible Man.

"Azerath Metrion ZINTHOS!" She picked up an isle end cap and let it fly toward their enemy. He touched a device on his wrist and he disappeared. Starfire flew in and pelted the area with a barrage of Starbolts. The smoke cleared and they saw nothing. The alien girl shrugged at Raven then a baseball bat, floating in midair, came up and whacked her in the back of the head. Raven tore the bat from it's unseen user and swung it around blindly. Invisible hands suddenly grabbed her by the hood and she was flung across the room and into the wall.

"HA!" Dr. Light lashed at Robin with his energy whip and it wound around Robin's staff. They struggled to pull the other off balance for a moment until Dr. Light gave his whip a strong quick jerk to cut a piece out of Robin's staff. The boy wonder fell backwards leaving the door wide open for Cyborg to come in. He transformed his arm and fired a few good sonic blasts, which Dr. Light blocked with a force field. Now in another part of the store Starfire continued to shoot her energy blasts in all directions hoping to get a hit. Beast Boy came up behind Raven and knelt down the get a good look at the fight. Raven glanced over her shoulder and saw a few buckets of paint in the arts and crafts section. With a slight grin she summoned a can and handed it to Beast Boy. Getting the message he took it from her and signaled Starfire to come their way. She nodded and after dodging several pieces of shelving she flew past them hoping to make her enemy follow. As they lay in wait Beast Boy heard footsteps coming their way and leapt around the corner and splashed the paint all over Invisible Man, who was no longer invisible. The villain stared down at himself stupidly then back at Beast Boy.

"Dude, green is so your color." With that he smacked him across the head with the empty bucket and Raven bound him to the wall with some cheap bicycles.

"YAAAA!" Robin roundhouse kicked Dr. Light making him stager backwards a few feet. He looked up and Starfire blasted him out of the store and into the open street. He got up and now faced Raven.

"That's not going to work! I'm-I'm not afraid of you anymore!" Raven shrugged.

"Suit yourself." Black energy tentacles suddenly grabbed his ankles and began to pull him towards her darkened cloak. He suddenly threw up his hands in defeat.

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I AM AFRAID OF YOU! JUST DON'T DO IT!" She let him go and Robin handcuffed him. A few ten minuets later the police arrived and carted away the two villains. Robin meanwhile surveyed the surrounding area with suspicious confusion.

"Robin, is something troubling you," asked Starfire. He sighed and shook his head.

"It just seems strange. Why would Dr. Light and this...other guy try to rob a toy store?"

"Hmmm agreed it is quite peculiar and not in trend with a villain's typical propensity for committing such a crime." Robin smiled at her use of the English language.

"Come on, I think we should take a better look inside." Starfire nodded and followed Robin back into the battle scared toy store. Robin walked behind the counter and peeked inside the various drawers and into the blown open cash register, not a single penny was taken. "Well whatever they came for it wasn't cold hard cash." Starfire put her index finger to her mouth thoughtfully.

"Could it possibly be 'warm soft cash'?"

"I don't know Star, maybe," replied Robin with a small laugh. He shook his head at the innocent counter and walked out from behind it. He glanced around at the store and saw absolutely nothing out of the ordinary.

"WHY HELLO!" They both turned and stood corrected. A tiny wide man with barely any neck and equally tiny eyes was staring up at them.

"Umm hi, this your store?" The man looked around for a moment as though trying to remember the answer.

"Yes, why yes it is!" He answered with a squeaky laugh. He looked outside the worn torn doorway. "It is a beautiful day out eh?" Robin and Starfire exchanged bemused looks. Robin then approached the small man.

"Look uh, we just took down a couple of whack jobs who broke into your store…"

"YES! Yes of course you did!" He bounced around the store as he spoke. "I tell you I intend to take this matter to an extreme! I vow to not rest until justice has been served! I will not eat, sleep for an instant, or change the subject at all until-Have you seen our new line of play dough?" He turned around and gave them a dopey smile. Once again all the two Titans could do was glance at each other. He then gasped and covered his mouth as though a horrible swear word had been uttered. "OH dear me I have not even given you my name, Milton Bradley how do you do?" He stuck out his hand and Robin nervously shook it, then Starfire. He roughly shook their hands overenthusiastically and zipped behind the counter.

"We wish to know if you have anything of value in your facility," asked Starfire. Milton's head popped up from behind the counter.

"Yes, my prized chocolate bunnies that I won in the neighborhood Easter egg hunt two years before the last three." Starfire eased on back and whispered to Robin.

"Robin, I understand we have responsibilities but I am afraid this man is…as you say, 'freaking me out'." He nodded and padded her shoulder.

"Alright we'll rap this up." He walked up to the counter and tapped on it to get Milton's attention, there was no response. He tapped again and again only to get nothing. Robin leaned over the counter and saw that Milton was gone. He then became vaguely aware of someone leaning over the counter next to him and jumped when he saw Milton next to him.

"HEY! What are you doing there!"

"You know, I don't know." The tiny man smiled his dopey smile. Robin rubbed his temples.

"Okay, one more time, do-you-have-anything-anyone-would-want-to-steal? Yes or no?" Milton thought for a moment then opened his mouth like letting out a huge yawn.

"Ohhhhhhhh, yes I believe I do. Yes yes come with me." He skipped off toward the back. Robin let out an annoyed sigh and took out his comm. link.

"Cyborg you guys can head back if you want, Star and I are just gonna check on something." 'Gotcha,' came Cyborg's voice. He nodded his head towards the back and Starfire followed him apprehensively. They walked through the doors and found Milton waiting for them.

"Oh there you are, I was beginning to make supper but no need you are here now! Yes yes I have many intruders always trying to make off with my things," as he spoke he walked swiftly around the piles of boxes and unpacked toys. He led them through another door and they entered an entirely different world. It looked like something out of a Frankenstein movie. The walls were adorned with a myriad of wires and switches. A worktable held many things that looked both strange and scary. "So many intruders, so many intruders," he mumbled moving about the eerie room. Robin felt Starfire suddenly grab his hand when a capacitor on he wall next to her let out a small shower of sparks. "Come! Come this way! This way! Follow me!" Robin gave her a reassuring smile and they continued on. They stopped inside a small room with what looked like many finished projects. Robin and Starfire gazed around curiously at the devices wondering what they were meant for.

"Umm, these are inventions to ward off your many intruders," asked Starfire. He stared at her for a moment then nodded.

"Yes! Inventions to ward off my many intruders. Here would you two care to test my latest invention for me?" So saying he shoved them toward a sphere looking thing. Robin looked back in protest.

"Hold on a sec"- Too late. He pushed them forward and the touched the spherical device. At once they felt as if electric currents were going through their bodies and making their hair stand on end. Another strange feeling followed with a pain in their necks. Then quite suddenly they let go and fell to the floor unconscious. Milton stared down at them and bit his lip.

"Oh goodness….A SUCCESS!"


THE NEXT MORNING………………………….

Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy sat at the table eating breakfast. The night before they went back to the store after noticing that Robin and Starfire had not returned for hours and hours. They brought them back and after dealing with some minor electrical burns put them to bed. They eagerly waited the morning so as to be enlightened on what exactly happened. They heard the door open and they turned to greet them. However what they saw would baffle science, religion, and all around common knowledge alike. Robin stomped into the common room with a glaring Starfire behind him.

"IT IS YOUR FAULT!" She shouted at him. He spun around and gestured to himself.

"ME! How is it my fault!"

"I was not in originally in a cantankerous mood when I awoke, so naturally it is your fault! You did not even apologize for colliding with me in the corridor!"

"Oh whinny whine whine," said Robin turning away.

"You are simply too arrogant to admit defeat!" Then Robin stopped and slowly turned around to face her. He walked up to her while she had her arms crossed. They glared at one another for a moment then Robin shoved her making her stumbled backward. Looking highly affronted Starfire clenched her fists and with glowing green eyes engaged Robin in a verbal battle. Form the table Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy say with their mouths to the floor. It didn't make any sense what so ever; Robin and Starfire were having a real, actual…fight.


This is certainly something different with a RobStar story yes? I hope you like it so far, for the first chapter anyway. Laters.