This is dedicated to my fiancé... who wouldn't bloody stop saying it!!!
I don't own Harry Potter or Guns Don't kill Ducklings by Frenzal Rhomb-
Hermione and Ron were sitting on a lounge in the Gryffindor Common room talking about Voldemort and how depressed Harry had been lately since the death of Sirius.
"We should really talk to him Ron. I know we said we were going to give him his privacy but he can't stay with it all bottled up"
"Yeah Hermione... you're right. We'll talk to him when he comes back in."
About 15mins later Harry walked through the portrait hole. Ron and Hermione stood up.
"Look mate... need to talk to you."
"Yes Harry. WE really need to talk to you about something"
Ron and Hermione lead Harry over to the couch and sat him down.
"It's not good you bottling your feelings up. We know you've been hurt by Sirius dying but let us in to help. We're your friends Harry"
"Yeah mate... we give a damn about what happens to you"
"Ron. Hermione. I'm fine. And do you want to know why I'm fine."
"Yeah Harry" "Umm... sure Harry" Ron and Hermione said sceptically
"Well you see its because... When you see that feathered friend better get out of the way,
especially if they're packing a piece better arm yourself today.
It's us or them have to stop them in their tracks,
Always keep watching your back.
It's time to kill not a time to die so load your weapons now,
There's a dark cloud on the skyline better shoot those suckers down.
They're out to get you, you'd better be first.
Give them what they deserve.
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
Stop them all they will destroy our whole society,
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
they're the biggest threat to your masculinity.
It's not a sport if the other team doesn't want to play.
Need to lend a helping gun don't let them get away.
Pick on someone with a limited I.Q.
start shooting at someone like you.
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
Stop them all they will destroy our whole society,
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
they're the biggest threat to your masculinity.
They're here to start the fight
look in your sights what do you see?
Is it the innocence you call the enemy
or is it a sad reflection on your capacity to deal with your
fucked up inbred violent tendencies." "Umm...yes Harry" And with that Hermione and Ron ran off to leave Harry singing.
This isn't exactly what happened with my boy.. he just answered all questions with "because guns don't kill ducklings.. ducklings kill ducklings" and yes I know this is stupid and it sucks...
I don't own Harry Potter or Guns Don't kill Ducklings by Frenzal Rhomb-
Hermione and Ron were sitting on a lounge in the Gryffindor Common room talking about Voldemort and how depressed Harry had been lately since the death of Sirius.
"We should really talk to him Ron. I know we said we were going to give him his privacy but he can't stay with it all bottled up"
"Yeah Hermione... you're right. We'll talk to him when he comes back in."
About 15mins later Harry walked through the portrait hole. Ron and Hermione stood up.
"Look mate... need to talk to you."
"Yes Harry. WE really need to talk to you about something"
Ron and Hermione lead Harry over to the couch and sat him down.
"It's not good you bottling your feelings up. We know you've been hurt by Sirius dying but let us in to help. We're your friends Harry"
"Yeah mate... we give a damn about what happens to you"
"Ron. Hermione. I'm fine. And do you want to know why I'm fine."
"Yeah Harry" "Umm... sure Harry" Ron and Hermione said sceptically
"Well you see its because... When you see that feathered friend better get out of the way,
especially if they're packing a piece better arm yourself today.
It's us or them have to stop them in their tracks,
Always keep watching your back.
It's time to kill not a time to die so load your weapons now,
There's a dark cloud on the skyline better shoot those suckers down.
They're out to get you, you'd better be first.
Give them what they deserve.
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
Stop them all they will destroy our whole society,
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
they're the biggest threat to your masculinity.
It's not a sport if the other team doesn't want to play.
Need to lend a helping gun don't let them get away.
Pick on someone with a limited I.Q.
start shooting at someone like you.
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
Stop them all they will destroy our whole society,
Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings
they're the biggest threat to your masculinity.
They're here to start the fight
look in your sights what do you see?
Is it the innocence you call the enemy
or is it a sad reflection on your capacity to deal with your
fucked up inbred violent tendencies." "Umm...yes Harry" And with that Hermione and Ron ran off to leave Harry singing.
This isn't exactly what happened with my boy.. he just answered all questions with "because guns don't kill ducklings.. ducklings kill ducklings" and yes I know this is stupid and it sucks...