Chapter 1: Prologue
Hello. You are about to hear perhaps one of the biggest and most complicated Family Guy stories ever made. I will tell you in advance that ¾ of the characters used are not from Family Guy but from shows or movies. It's sort of like a super mega cross-over type of thing so the only reason it's under Family Guy is because I started with them and their characters are the main characters. I should tell you that there are 3 sub stories along with the main one so I'll summarize each story.
Main story: Brian and Stewie team up with Fez (That 70's show), Napoleon Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite…no Duh) and Rachel the cat (OC in case you're wondering). This strange team sets out to defeat Canada, who has suddenly announced war on America, run by the evil Megatron. Meg doesn't help but she tags along. Yes I know it's random but that's the whole reason I think it would make a good story.
Sub story #1: When a new family moves to Quahog, Peter makes friends with a Mr. Homer Simpson. The two kick it off quite nicely but one afternoon, after everyone calls peter a smart ass he finds that it's true! Peter's butt starts to magically talk which is funny for a while but,when peter and homer plan to use it to become rich and famous the butt shows its true colors.
Sub story #2: If you've watched Futurama then you know who Fry and Bender are. It just so happens these two have time traveled to Quahog (the reason will be revealed later) and when they get there Chris becomes quick friends with them. But when their time machine malfunctions the three are sent back in time. While jumping through time the three learn some shocking (or funny or revolting) truths about their pasts. Will they ever get home? (Hypothetical question. I would know the answer, I'm the writer.)
Sub story #3: So far all the Family Guy characters have been mentioned except Lois. This is why the 3rd sub story is about her. With Brian, Stewie, and Meg defeating Canada, peter hanging out with homer, and Chris traveling through time, Lois was devastatingly bored in the empty house. She meets up Marge Simpson and they become best friends in no time. For a reason to be revealed later, Pokemon start to overrun Quahog. With everyone else gone it's up to the two housewives to get the infestation under control. (To me it seems like this story will be harder to write than the others because I didn't give myself a lot to work with. So please don't get mad if this sub story is boring and/or horrible.)
So without further ado, I give to you CANADIAN IMPACT: THE BIGGEST FAMILY GUY STORY EVER.
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Location: Ontario, Canada
Time: Five years ago, 9:00pm
Date: July fourth, 2002
There were two Canadian men sitting in lawn chairs near the border. Fireworks could be seen over the lake a couple miles ago but the looks on their faces were not of celebration but of hatred.
"Why do those Americans have to celebrate so cockily every year, eh?" the first one asked.
"If we Canadians weren't so nice we could take over America in a minute, eh." Smirked the second one.
"I wish we had a leader who could lead us to defeat America, eh." Said the first one, just speaking off the top of his head.
As if to answer his prayer a giant fire ball suddenly appeared in the sky. Careening out of control it obliterated the magnificent heart some fireworks had made and then crashed some 200 yards away from the two men who had just been talking. They raced towards it to see what it was. They stopped dead in their tracks about half way there when something suddenly moved from it. Then four ominous figures stepped out (if you can call it stepping) stood only about 50 yards from the Canadians. The four were as different from each other as possible. The one in the middle was the biggest. It was a giant that rose ten stories high and its skin (more like plating) shined in the luminous essence of the growing fire behind it. The one on the left was the size of a tall man (think Shaq but bulkier) and was covered in hair from head to toe. Besides that it looked normal. The next one was the freakiest. As if not needing gravity, it flew through the air with ease and grace, constantly changing its course. It also had the build of a man but it had two spike-like ears sticking up and a long lashing tail. It was surrounded by a sort of aura like cloud as if it had psychic powers. The last one was a cat. A small black tabby cat, completely out of place next to the three strange creatures. And yet, it equally shared the same sense of foreboding that the others had.
The largest one spoke and the other three listened intently probably showing that it was the leader. "You two," it said pointing at the Canadians "This country is now mine. I have established the perfect plan to take over America. It will take five years to get ready. Then my master plan can truly be unleashed."
Looking into its eyes (or whatever they were) was the unmistakable lust for world domination.
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Well what do you think? I know, I kind of droned on there but it's my Writers nature to be descriptive. Please read and review. I should have the next chapter up pretty quickly because I already know what it will be. Please keep watching for more chapters. Thanks for reading it.