Okay, This is my first fanfic... please... don't be rude...(° v °)

Also...I'm French...so hope you don't mind grammar mistake, and feel free to correct me^^

This is a parody of The Little Mermaid (Disney version...) Well, actually, the main plot is the same but, there are a lot of change in it, scene that I cut, and others that I added.

Well, there will be no surprise in the pairings so I can tell you right now, there will be: Ichiruki, IshiOri and RenTatsu ^^

The dialogue may be a bit confuse cause I don't like repeating the names but generally, I skip a line each time another character speak^^

Please enjoy^^

I don't own Tite kubo's characters ^^

Meeting Him

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They were going around in circles for a while. He was getting more and more annoyed as time went stopped to look at her, waiting for her to stop instead of going wherever it was possible. God knows where she would lead them, the ocean was wide. His blue fin stopped moving in annoyance making him go down to the deeps.

Her long orange hair was dancing with the waves. Her green fin swung from left to right, showing her indecision.

Mizuiro looked at her with a frown. "So where are we?"

Orihime scratched her head nervously ."Errr…"

He came closer, he rested his head in the palm of his hand, locking his annoyed eyes into hers ."We are lost, right.?" He rolled his eyes. Hell, he didn't even need an answer!

She turned her head, avoiding his eyes "Errr…"

Mizuiro sighed and began to think out loud, trying to remember their way. "Sooo.. if I'm right we came from the east then…."

Orihime looked at him until she heard sounds of guitar and shouts "There's a music… A party?" she whispered. Wanting to hear it better, she began to swim upward, leaving her friend in his thoughts.

Mizuiro was still mumbling some of his thought when he felt that his companion was no longer there. He looked up to see her making straight to the surface. "Hey! where are you going?" he shouted. Hearing no answer, he began to follow her.

When he reached the top, he saw her leaning on a rock, intensely watching a boat. Music was coming from it, a party it seemed.

"Well, that's a boat… Let's go, we shouldn't be there to begin with…" Not hearing her friend's warning, she came closer to see what was going on this…floating thing. He sighed. 'Damn, she never listen to me… well to anyone for that matter' He followed her.

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The party was at its height. People were dancing and singing. Girls kept asking them to join the dance. Everyone was wether clapping in their hands or whistling, cheering the dancers and musicians, enjoying the party. Everyone minus him. Ishida was resting on the guardrail with his guard and kind of friend, Keigo. He wanted to avoid the crowd and listen to his beloved sea, he didn't care the party was set up for his birthday, it annoyed him more than ever: he has never been a party-goer after all. He sighed.

"Why do you look so bored? Don't you see the gorgeous chicks there?"

He glared at his companion, lifting his glasses. "Well…sorry to not be interested by those kind of women…"

Keigo sighed "Man, you're really no fun, you should loosen up sometimes!"

He ignored the advice since it came from Keigo, he even wondered why he was staying with him, they were like…totally opposite.

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Orihime looked at the lights and the different silhouettes she could see. They all seemed to have fun. Their laugh were ringing out the sky."What's this?" She asked, tilting her head to the side, curious about this strange gathering.

"Humans…A party. I don't think you'd like it. Let's go, they mustn't see us…" he started to turn around. He didn't found it boring, but they had to go, they were already late and it would really be a pain in the ass if they didn't leave right now. Yet he let her watching a bit longer, they rarely go to the surface after all.

Filled with curiosity, her eyes were traveling the different human beings when they locked on one. He was leaning on the guardrail gazing to the sea with a smile. He didn't seem to take a part of the party. His dark blue hair was streaming in the wind. The man next to him called him to pour some wine. So he was a prince. Ishida. He looked handsome. Maybe that was the reason she couldn't look away from him. "He's so gorgeous…." she said daydreaming.

Mizuiro was wondering who she was talking about, but when he looked at her, it found it obvious. "well, I'm more interested by women, but yeah, he's not bad…" he said with a chuckle, then got serious again. "Now let's go, we're late for diner!"

She took one last look to the stranger before diving to the deeps of the ocean.

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They quickly arrived near the palace. They slowed their pace, showing low profile. She was from high nobility, but still, if the queen or any guard saw them they would spend a hard time, forced to explain where they were, with who, for how long, and another bunch of stupid questions coming from their beloved queen's overprotective mind. They were slaloming between the different parts of the outdoor ground to finally reach their secret door which gave us access to the palace. They immediately made their way to the grand throne room. When they eventually arrived, they quickly peaked to see if anyone was there, hen quietly went through it to reach their respective rooms.

"There you are!" Hearing this voice, Orihime gasped, while Mizuiro turned his head in annoyance. A mermaid with dark spiky hair was standing behind them. She wore a blue swimsuit top and on her left shoulder, a red cape with ermine on the top and a small crown above her head. "You're quite late" She said scowling.

"Yeah we know, a few hours is not that much long" Mizuiro said sarcastically. " Did you wait for us for dinner?"

"How dare you respond to the Queen! you little brat!" A red haired mermaid man shouted, as Mizuiro put his fingers in his ears. He was quite tall, had a red fin matching his red crimson hair which was tied in a ponytail, tattoos covering all his bust.

"I think you're the one being impolite here, shouting like that, that's hurting our precious ears." Mizuiro said plainly crossing his arms. "And why are you getting all heat up all of a sudden, got your period, pineapple?" he added smirking, he knew he reacted that way cause he was madly in love with the queen, and teasing him about that was one of Mizuiro's favorite hobbies.

"What you-"

" I think you should stop for now." The spiked hair mermaid looked at Mizuiro. "Well, Mizuiro, you know I absolutely don't care about you"

Renji smirked, Mizuiro laughed "Yeah I know and I don't care at all too, no offense, you're not my type Tatsuki."

She ignored his statement. "But you, Orihime, god, I was so worried!" She put the orange haired mermaid in an embrace. "Thanks god you're all right! I know I taught you some self defense moves but next time go with Renji, I'll be less worried that way…"she said showing the red haired mermaid standing besides her. "Can you do that for me?"

"Yeah sure" Orihime answered in a bright smile.

"So…" Tatsuki turned around to face Mizuiro, glaring at him. "Where were you? What were you doing?"

'There comes the never-ending list of question' Mizuiro thought while rolling his eyes. He wanted to get rid of those quickly. He was so tired he wanted to go to bed right now. "You know the usual thing, hitting on chicks for me and hitting on guys for her." He smirked, knowing how Tatsuki would react, he will be on his bed in less than a minute.

"Did you to get any…women?"

"Of course, who do you think I am?" he laughed.

"Well good to see you're all healthy" She raised her eyebrows

"Thank you!" He smiled.

"You're not one to hang around with, morally speaking of course"

"You have NO idea" he smirked.

"Well, that's always a pleasure to talk to you" She glared at him.

"The pleasure is mine!" He smiled then headed to his quarter.

Tatsuki's eyes followed him, glaring, as he was leaving. She turned her head to Orihime. "Honestly, how can you be best friend with…" she vaguely pointed at the leaving mermaid with her hand. "…that" Orihime looked down. "No, forget what I've just said." She turned and looked skeptically at Orihime. "how can you even stand him?"

"Well, I dunno, he likes to tease you I think" Tatsuki scowled. "Well, can I retire to my quarter, I've got a pretty rude day"

Tatsuki opened her eyes wide "You don't want to eat something?"

"No, thank you, I'm not hungry. Good night" She bowed.

"Yeah, 'night" 'Weird she is always hungry, something happened to her, but what?' Tatsuki frowned.

"Is something wrong? You look worried…"

"Huh, nothing" she shook her head "Can you stay with them for a while, I'm used they go everywhere doing whatever they want, but they were hiding something this time…Can you do that?"

"Of course, no problem, you're such a sweetie when it comes to Orihime, that's cute…" Renji smiled gently blushing.

She punched his head. "I can go without your shitty comments" She said sternly.

"You're welcome" He scowled deeply.

"Yeah thank you…"

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She was in the grand hall, laying down on a long couch. She was gazing into space, lost in her thought when she stated one of them. "I want to see him again…"

"Who?"

Mizuiro lift his head from the book he was reading and looked at her"Stop thinking about it.."

"Thinking about what?"

" Ahh.. I wish I would be a human.." She sighed.

"A what?"

"I heard that Rukia-san can grant any wish if you pay her…" her smile growing when she stated that.

"Listen, I don't know who gave you these crazy thoughts, but never ask something to Rukia" They both looked at the red haired mermaid, noticing his presence. Renji was a bit pissed they didn't bother answering his questions before, yet he proceeded. "She's evil, she just want to make profits that's all. One of my friend lost a chess game against her when he was young and was forced to be her slave 'til the end of time. I haven't seen him since that" He looked up to see they were both gone. "…Huh… where is she?" He started to look around but they were already far away from there.

Thanks for reading it! Hope you liked it!

Pictures of the characters (cause my descriptions suck!T_T) on my deviantart account (easy to find I only put these one on it...) which is : chino-sachiko

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