Alien and Predator 2

The Sequel

Prologue

After the fall of the horror mafia and the death of Clover, Alien, Predator and their friends celebrate by getting drunk off of their asses. However in all of this Sakura Haruno died in a freak Viagra accident/Assassination, but there were no real hard feelings so forgive and forget right? WRONG! Thus begins our story…

1

Ghost of a Female Co-workers Past

Predator: *Snore* *purr*

Voice: Predator… Predator…

Predator: *Snore* *purr*

Sakura's Ghost: (appears) Predator… Wake up…

Predator: *Snore* *purr*

Sakura's Ghost: Oh for the love of Christ! We have an AP-24 in progress! Requesting back-up!

Predator: (Jumps out of bed) I'm on it Chief!

Sakura: Okay now that you're up--

Predator: (Runs out door)

Sakura's Ghost: …

Alien: Don't worry. You didn't give him the location. He'll be back soon.

Sakura's Ghost: No he won't! He'll tear through every part of the city until he finds the AP-24.

Alien: What the hell is an AP-24?

Sakura's Ghost: I don't know!

Predator: (Busts through door) Mission accomplished sir! I found the guy, asked him why he was out past curfew, guy says he's homeless, I take it as a smart remark, smash his face in, then realize he was a hobo and that the incident was a misunderstanding too late, rip out his skull, (holds out Skull) then bring body back to Alien for snack. (Throws corpse on floor) Procedure followed perfectly! Job well done! Good night Sir! (Goes to room)

Sakura's Ghost: Predator Wait!

Predator: *Snore* *purr*

Alien: Well… that was nice of him. (Grabs corpse) (Drags corpse back to room) Good night Sakura!

Sakura's Ghost: *Cries*

Hobo's Ghost: (To Sakura's Ghost) Excuse me. Could you spare some change?

The next night…

Predator: *Snore* *purr*

Sakura's Ghost: Predator… Predator… Predator… Predator… Predator… Predator… Predator… Predator… Predator… Pre--

Predator: (Springs up) What? Oh my god! What do you want? Can you not see I'm sleeping here? Jeez! Is it really that important that it can't wait until tomorrow? Seriously! I'm laying here just minding my own damn business, Sleeping, when suddenly, "Predator! Predator! Predator! Predator! Predator!" Do you know how freaking annoying it is to wake up to that? What are you a fucking alarm clock? I think you're about 4 fucking hours early because 3 in the fucking morning! So either tell me what you fucking want or get the fuck out and let me get some fucking sleep! Okay? So what do you want?

Sakura's Ghost: *Flinches* Don't hurt me!

Predator: Fine! Good night! (Goes back to sleep) *Snore* *Purr*

Alien: Wow! Even I've never seen anything like that from Predator before!

Sakura's Ghost: I… I'm just going to go… cry… in the corner… (Goes to corner) *Sniffle*

Alien: You might want to do it quietly.

Sakura's ghost: Okay… *Sniffle* Thanks… *Sob* *Sob*

Alien: No problem.

The next night…

Predator: *Snore* *purr*

Sakura's Ghost: Preda--

Predator: (Stabs Sakura's ghost in heart)

Sakura's Ghost: (Fall's dead on floor) (disappears) (Reappears in living room) This is going to be harder than I thought.

Alien: Yeah, before you try again, I have several questions.

Sakura's Ghost: Shoot.

Alien: How did he stab you?

Sakura's ghost: Well first he took his claws and--

Alien: (Stabs Sakura's ghost in heart)

Sakura's Ghost: (Falls dead on floor) (disappears) (Reappears) Okay, I had that one coming. Seriously though what was the question?

Alien: How did he stab you?

Sakura's ghost: Well first he took his claws and--

Alien: I swear to god Sakura!!! (Holds up tail)

Sakura's ghost: Okay! Okay! To answer your question, it turns out the whole "Ghosts can pass through physical objects" theory… Complete Bullshit!!!

Alien: Okay, how did you die from him stabbing you?

Sakura's ghost: I think you just answered your own question there Alien.

Alien: You know what I mean!!!

Sakura's ghost: Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Basically, even though ghosts are dead, they can die again. They just reappear in a nearby place.

Alien: Fair enough. Question number 3! Why do you want Predator so much?

Sakura's ghost: I want him to bring me back to life.

Alien: Okay, but why does HE have to do it when I'm more than willing to.

Sakura's Ghost: Because he needs to take responsibility for his actions!

Alien: Yeah… never going to happen!

Sakura's Ghost: Okay, but here's my question. Why is it that you're always up when I come out?

Alien: I'm mostly nocturnal.

Sakura's Ghost: You mean you mostly come out at--

Alien: Finish that sentence and I swear to God it'll be the last sentence you'll say in your… I mean they'll be your final… you'll regret it.

Predator: Alright! I'm going on early patrol night Alien.

Sakura's Ghost: Hey Predator! Wait!

Predator: Yeah? What do you want?

Sakura's Ghost: What you're not even surprised to see me?

Predator: You've been pulling this ghost bull crap for the past three nights! It has not really come as a surprise because I know you're just trying to scare me.

Sakura's Ghost: No… I'm really dead… I was killed… and you were there!

Predator: Oh Yeah! You died in my Viagra experiment!

Sakura's Ghost: That WAS you!!!

Predator: Yup! Anyway what'd you want?

Sakura's Ghost: I want you to resurrect me!

Predator: Alright! Alright! (Walks over to closet) (Opens closet) (Takes out horn of life) (Closes closet) Alright here! (Uses horn of life on Sakura) There you're welcome! Now if you'll excuse me! (Leaves)

Alien: Well I guess that's that then.

Sakura: I guess so.

(Thunder)

Alien: What the hell?

Sakura: Oh no!

Alien: What is it?

Elecman99: GOD IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOU SAKURA!!!

Alien: Oh!

Elecman99: I SHALL SMITE THEE BEFORE THOU SHALT MAKE ANOTHER NARUTO: SHPPUDEN MOVIE!!!

Sakura: Oh God help me!!!

Elecman99: NO CHANCE!!! (Kills Sakura with Holy Fire) NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I MUST REPENT FOR BLASPHEMY.

Alien: Can I still bring Sakura back?

Elecman99: I'LL DO IT. (Brings back Sakura) (Leaves)

Sakura: What the hell just happened?

Alien: Just go home Sakura!

Sakura: Right! (Leaves)

Alien: *Sigh*

Voice: Hey Alien.

Alien: Oh What Now? (Turns around) Oh… Hi Naruto… The resurrection chamber is in the basement.

Naruto: Thanks! (Goes into basement)

Alien: Douche!

Naruto: I found it!

Alien: WHAT?

Naruto: (Walks out of basement) Thanks Alien! (Leaves)

Alien: (Jaw Drops) I don't believe it.

Naruto: (Opens front door) BELIVE IT! (Closes door)

Alien: Should've seen that one coming.

Predator: (Busts through door) Look who I found out past curfew! (Holds out Naruto and Sakura's corpses)

Alien: That does it! Fuck this! I'm going to bed!

Predator: So you don't want the corpses?

Alien: Give me those! (Takes corpses)

Predator: You just can't resist can you?

Alien: Shut up! I'm ashamed of it as it is! (Drags corpses back to room)

Predator: Why's the basement door open? (Looks in basement) When did we get resurrection machine?

Alien: I don't know just go to sleep!

Predator: Okay! (Goes to room)