ASK A TITAN!
"I HAVE NO OWNERSHIP OVER THE 'TEEN TITANS' FRANCHISE. I HAVE NO OWNERSHIP OVER THE 'ASK A NINJA' FRANCHISE. THIS IS SOLELY FAN WORK, AND HAS NO SIGNIFICANCE TO THE STORY/PLOT/PURPOSE OF THE ABOVE.'
Author: Man, I hate doing that thing. So anyway, this is exactly how 'ask a ninja' works. I'm going to do some default questions and answers from the Titans. Feel completely free to ask any question you may have yourself for the Titans. If I like them, I'll do a reply to them with as much humour and serious knowledge I know about the titans. Enjoy!
Cyborg: Hey guys. I'm just here to answer some of your 'Q's about me. So ask away.
"Sarah14": Why are you a cyborg?
Cyborg: I was born this way. What do you think? Just kidding. Long story short, my mother opened a portal to another world, a demon came out, I tried to save her, got ripped to pieces, my father saved me by putting me into this.
"Therealagent47": Do you have a robo-dick?
Cyborg: 97 of my skin on my body was literally pulled off, including that area. My muscles and bones remained intact. Everything still works.
Cyborg leans in to whisper: Just between us, I've actually made myself a robo-dick. I call it P.E.N.I.S; Potent and Energized Neo-natural Intercourse System. Basically a robo-dick like you asked. It can vibrate, bend, extend, and it can even ejaculate anytime I want for as long as I want. I tell ya man, an hour long orgasm is amazing. You won't get bored. But of course, I like to let the girls have their fun first. I wonder where that Sarah14 girl went to.
"Yaoi-fan girl": Do you feel left out over the fact that no one ever writes any gay-romance fiction about you?
Cyborg: I've got no beef with gays. One of the guys on my football team was gay and I got on with him great. That was because I never looked at it like "this guy could like me". I just thought "we're friends". That's the same way guys look at girls who they're friends with. Why should it be any different? Same goes for this romance thing. I'm not offended. I mean Robin and BB aren't offended that they're in more gay romance fiction than they are in heterosexual ones. At least people write me into stories. I don't even care if I die, just so long as people took the time to write about me.
"Pon-and-Zi-man-girl": What's with you and Raven?
Cyborg: We're friends. She has great empathy for people. When we all first met, she seemed like a loner; a lot like me. We both lost our mothers because of demons. We're both seen as not human. We both had love and lost it. You may not notice, but I distance myself from the group as well; always fixing my car, leaving to lead Titans East. Robin and I are cool, Starfire's sweet, and BB can be a pain but is generally my best friend. Rae is the one who I know I can go to, no matter what. And I really hope she feels the same. I know what you're think and no; no romance for us. Opposites attract yeah, but I think well always be just friends. I think we both like it that way.
"Dude-man": Dude, what's with you and that dude, Robin? Dude, you've left twice before. Like, dude, why put up with that dude?
Cyborg: Well, dude, the second time I left was to lead a team myself, but I will give you that technically me and Robin did bump heads about that. I suppose it's because we were raised differently. I was always coached, to that point where I was telling myself "keep going, keep going". Robin trained with Batman; the legend himself. He was told orders and expected to obey them. Robin went solo just before we formed. He wanted to make rules for himself. I didn't even want anything to do with other people. When we formed I suppose he thought "ok, rookie. I'll whip them into shape.". But hey, he's a good guy, and he's a friend. He really is the backbone of this team (but I'm the muscle).
"Black-parade-ring-master": Ever thought about going back to high school under Victor Stone using that cool holographic ring of yours.
Cyborg: Get's up and leaves Jesus! Why didn't I think of that before!?!