Bwahahahaha

Bwahahahaha!! Something perverted crossed my mind (again)!!

Disclaimer: I do not own TMHS…

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Ugh… Why is it so TIGHT!?

"Don't worry, Kyon-kun. It's only tight the first time…"

Koizumi told me nonchalantly. I should really punch him on his face…

"Ah! Kyon! It hurts!"

Haruhi yelled at me. My eardrums rang to her voice.

Well, I'm sorry! I can't even move! It's too tight!

"Ahn… Kyon…! Don't touch me there…!"

I noticed that I was holding onto something really soft. Oops. Two mounds of flesh on my hands. So soft…

"Ah! Kyon! Stop fumbling with it!!"

I'm sorry, Haruhi-sama. A man has his instincts, you know…

A left palm landed hard on my shoulder. Does she work-out? I immediately removed my hands from her… assets. Quite hesitantly, I should add.

"Koizumi-kun… don't move so much… it hurts…"

Asahina-san managed to squeal under pressure. Koizumi! You bastard! How dare you hurt Asahina-san!

But I really shouldn't be worrying about them right now. I've got more pressing matters on my hands.

"Kyon! You ain't doing this right!"

Haruhi is such a warlord…

"Don't blame me! It's my first time!"

That apparently got to her and she started on her own rhythm again. In my position, I could feel myself on her. Her moans are like music to my ears.

I looked forward and saw that Nagato was quietly watching us. I wonder what's running through her mind right now…? She may think that this is either totally normal of totally awkward.

And why am I starting to sound like… Nah. Never mind.

I wiggled a little again.

"You're so wet, Haruhi!"

I blushed slightly as I said this. She turned her head to me and gave me an annoyed look. It was all silence after that. A minute later, our normal rhythm took-over again and I felt like I was gonna lose my sanity.

After everything went back to normal, Haruhi suddenly jerked, making me lose my balance a little and I fell on her. I think I pushed too hard. Haruhi squealed in both pain and maybe delight.

"Are you okay, Haruhi?"

I asked.

"Yeah. That's okay…"

Her voice was hinted with exhaustion. I could see sweat run-down her neck. God, Haruhi! You look so hot right now!!

"That's it!!"

She suddenly shouted.

"I'm never gonna ride on a Mini ever again!!"

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Haahahaha! What'd you expect? I ain't into group endeavors or anything like that!