Hello everybody! It has been a while since i last posted a story. I feel as if my writing has developed since my last story and that this one should flow better. This is a FF12 fanfic(as if you didnt know already.lol) slight BalxFran. No Spoilers..I promise. Enjoy! Cuzimcrazylikethat was my beta reader. Oh yeah, This is reated M just to be on the safe side.

Balthier laid down in his bed in the apartment that he shared with Fran. "I fell raunchy. I think I shall take a shower." The sky pirate thought to himself as he lifted himself up from his bed. He went over to his pine dresser drawers and pulled out a yellow towel with a jelly bean pattern. He stripped himself, wrapped the towel around his lower body, and proceeded to leave his room.

He walked down the hallway to the bathroom singing 'Too Sexy' to himself. He looked around the hallway. The tan carpet and the gaudy color on the walls drew his attention. "We really need to remodel." he thought as he continued down the hall. "This is our next job after we come back from Bhujerba."

He arrived at the brown bathroom door. He entered and proceeded to approach the round bathtub. He started to run the water and he pulled out his soap and shampoo from the white cabinet next to the sink. As he saw the steam rise from the shower, he stepped in. Upon feeling the near scalding water touch his skin, his muscles relaxed. He flipped his hair as it got wet. "Ah, time to wash!" he said with glee. He put some Herbal Essences on his hand and began to wash his hair. As he lathered his hair, moans escaped his mouth. "Ohhhh. Ahhhh. This feels great."

From the hallway, Fran could hear the moans coming from the bathroom. "What is he doing?" the Viera wondered as she stopped. She faced the door as she heard the water stop running.

Balthier stepped out of his shower, dried himself off, and proceeded to leave the bathroom. As he stepped out, he saw his partner staring at him.

"Is something wrong?" the sky pirate asked.

"What where you doing in there?" Fran questioned.

"Do you really want to know? Can you handle the truth!?" Balthier said with a smirk.

"Would I ask if I did not wish to know?" she replied growing irritated.

"I was pleasuring myself." he stated simply.

Fran raised an eyebrow. "Humes do many things to 'pleasure' themselves."

Balthier chuckled. "Don't look so confused. Being pleasured isn't always bad. Sometimes it makes you feel clean, refreshed, leaving one extra crispy."

"What nonsense are you speaking of?" Fran said growing more confused than irritated.

Balthier grabbed Fran and embraced her. He whispered into her ear, "I was washing my hair." He released her and went walking back to his room, leaving a trail of Irish Spring scent behind him.

Fran stood in the spot where Balthier had hugged her for a moment. "Humes." she said to herself as she rolled her eyes and left the house to buy supplies for their next operation.

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