Shikon Scramble

I don't own Avatar, Naruto, Inuyasha, Pokèmon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball GT, Syphon Filter, Resident Evil, Grand Theft Auto, Dead To Rights, Constantine, X-men, Daredevil, True Crimes, Spider-Man, or The Bourne Identity. Rated R for violence and language. Guest Appearance by Snoop Dogg, Daddy Yankee, Mercy Drive & Randy Orton.

It was just another typical day for the Avatar, Air bender Aang. He was traveling with his friends; Katara, a water bender; Sokka, an average human warrior; and Toph, a blind Earth bender. They were all riding Appa, the flying Bison, with their pet, Momo. "Where are we?" Sokka asked. "I think we're around Japan", Katara said. "Oh, why are we going to Japan?" Sokka asked. "No reason, I guess we can just take a rest", Aang said. "Good, this is exhausting", Sokka said. "Yeah, just sitting here on a flying Bison is exhausting", Toph said sarcastically. "You be quiet", Sokka said. Then a lightning bolt was shot at them "What the hell was that!?" Sokka asked. "I think its princess Azula", Aang said. He was right, Azula was closing in. "You're going down Avatar", Azula said. "Dammit, how did she find us?" Aang asked. "Let's run for cover", Katara said. They all got off Appa and hid somewhere; Appa had to fly away since he was too big. "Damn, where are they?" Azula asked herself. The others remained hiding. "Doesn't matter, I gotta find the Higurashi Shrine, and get the Shikon Jewel, I'll find that information in the Leaf Village", Azula said. She left. "What's the Leaf Village?" Aang asked. "Who cares, let's get the hell out of here", Sokka said. "We can't just leave, those people's lives are in danger, we gotta find this village", Katara said. Aang got his Bison whistle and called Appa. They got on and went to the village, much to Sokka's frustration.

Meanwhile at the village, Naruto Uzamaki, was hanging out, being joined by his teammates Sakura Haruno & Sasuke Uchiha. "This is so damn boring, when are we gonna get a mission?" Naruto asked. "Chill out Naruto, missions don't pop up like nothing, we need to be patient", Sasuke said. Sakura was typing on her laptop. "What are you doing?" Naruto asked. "Instant messaging my friend from Tokyo", Sakura said. "Who, a boy, trying to hook up online?" Naruto asked. "He's seven, and he already has a girlfriend, besides you know who I like", Sakura said. "Is it me?" Naruto asked. "You wish", Sakura said. "This sucks, I'm leaving", Naruto said then left. "What an ass, he's so annoying", Sakura said. "Well I'm leaving too", Sasuke said. "Sasuke wait, don't you want to say hello to my little friend?" Sakura asked. "No thanks, Scarface", Sasuke said. Sakura shrugged and typed to her friend, "I need to Go, hope to see you one day, bye-bye Shippo", Sakura said. Shippo e-mailed her a good-bye, and she turned off her lap top. While Sasuke was walking, he ran into Hinata Hyuga. "Hi Sasuke, I was wondering…" Hinata was saying. "Are you also trying to ask me out?" Sasuke asked. "No, I was looking for Naruto, hoping he will go out with me", Hinata said. "You're joking, you like Naruto?" Sasuke asked rather shocked. "Of course, he's a funny guy", Hinata said. "Well you have good taste", Sasuke said, sarcastically. "Where is Naruto?" Hinata asked. "He just left, I don't know where he went", Sasuke said. Then Hinata's teammates, Kiba Inuzuka & Shino Aburame arrive. "Hinata, what the fuck are you doing here?" Kiba asked. "Nothing", Hinata said. "Let's go, you shouldn't be hanging out with Sasuke", Kiba said. "Don't boss her around like that", Sasuke said. "What did you say mothafucka?" Kiba asked. "Don't boss her around like that, mothafucka", Sasuke said in a wise guy tone. "That's it your dead", Kiba said advancing towards Sasuke when Kakashi showed up. "Now, now, you shouldn't be fighting like this; it's against the rules here", Kakashi said. "He started it", Kiba said. "I don't care who started, I want it finished" Kakashi said. "Fine, let's go Hinata", Kiba said. Hinata, Kiba and Shino left. "Is everything ok Sasuke?" Kakashi asked. "Everything's fine", Sasuke said.

Meanwhile Naruto is still walking and still bored. "This is bullshit", Naruto said. Then Appa came out of the sky landing on the ground. "What the fuck!" Naruto yelled. Aang came down. "What the fuck!" Naruto yelled. "There's trouble coming to your village", Aang said. "What the fuck!" Naruto yelled. "My name is Aang, what's yours?" Aang asked. "What the fuck!" Naruto yelled. "Is that all you can say?" Aang asked."Seriously it's fuckin' annoying", Toph said as she used earth bending to get down. "What are you?" Naruto asked. "I'm Aang, the Avatar, these are my friends; Sokka, Katara & Toph", Aang said. "You're the Avatar?!" Naruto yelled. Sakura came along with Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi. "What the hell is going on here?" Shikamaru asked. "It's the Avatar, he's here", Naruto said. "Oh my God, the Avatar?" Sakura asked. "Who's the Avatar?" Choji asked. "What do you mean who's the Avatar? He's the Earth's savior", Ino said. "Who disappeared for 100 years", Shikamaru said. "Yeah, how come you still look like a kid?" Naruto said. "I was frozen for 100 years", Aang said. "So how old are you without the 100 years?" Choji asked. "I'm biologically 12", Aang said. "Well I'll be damned, he's the same age as us", Naruto said. "Anyway, your town is in danger, someone is here to steal information on the Higurashi Shrine", Aang said. "The Higurashi Shrine? That's where my IM friend lives", Sakura said. "Why didn't you tell us?" Naruto said. "You didn't ask", Sakura said. Everyone looked at her all pissed off. "Whatever", Sakura said. Then her inner self came out. "You can all go to hell! Cha", she said. Sakura left in a huff. "What a drag", Shikamaru said.

Everyone arrived at the office of Sarutobi, the 3rd Hokage. "So what's the business here?" Hokage asked. "The Avatar arrived today with news bearing that a thief will come and steal the map to the Higurashi Shrine", Kakashi said. "The Higurashi Shrine? Chances are she's after the Shikon No Tama", Hokage said. "Shikon No what?" Naruto asked. "Shikon No Tama, or the Shikon Jewel, it was rumored that that family has something to do with it, since the daughter Kagome seems to be the reincarnation of the jewel's owner Kikyo", Hokage said. "How did you know this?" Sokka asked. "I'm friends with the grandfather of Kagome", Hokage said. "My E-mail buddy is good friends of Kagome", Sakura said. "Hey if you can E-mail the kid, can't you ask him about the Jewel?" Sokka asked. "I think that'll work", Sakura said. She grabbed her lap top and emailed Shippo. Shippo was at the computer, playing games, and then he got the message, "Shippo, do you know anything about the Shikon Jewel?" Shippo E-mailed back, "How did you know about the Jewel?" Sakura E-mailed, "Don't worry about that, your life could be in danger, what is the jewel about?" Shippo E-mailed, "That jewel can increase the power of anything, and it can grant one wish, though my friend Kagome accidentally broke it with a sacred arrow". Sakura E-mailed, "Thanks for the information, gotta go bye". She stood up. "The jewel is broken thanks to Kagome", Sakura said. "Oh well, let's leave, bye", Sokka said and tried to leave, but was blocked when Toph used Earth Bending to block the door. "Get your ass back here", Toph said. "The lives of these people are still in danger", Aang said. "And I'll be damned before I let Shippo die", Sakura said. "Fine, the Avatar and 4 teams will guard the map", Hokage said. "What 4th team?" Shikamaru asked. Then 3 people came in. Neji Hyuga, Rock Lee & Tenten, with their leader, Maito Gai. "This should be enough", Hokage said. "I hope", Aang said. "Relax, I'm sure she's not that powerful", Sakura said.

Later, the 5 teams were waiting for Azula to show. "Where is she?" Shino asked annoyed. "Calm down she should show soon", Neji said. "What's taking her so long, it's odd she would wait such a long time", Aang said. "What if she's sneaking in?" Sakura asked. "If she did, she would have to deal with Ino, Shikamaru and Choji", Kiba said. "Yeah, they probably would have run out in fear by now", Naruto said. Then there was an explosion. "What the hell was that?" Shikamaru asked. The Jonin entered the room, but were all attacked and hurt by Azula. Ino and her team tried to attack, but to no avail. "Dammit, she's too strong", Sasuke said. Naruto grabbed blades. "Die bitch!" Naruto said as he tossed all his blades. Sokka tossed his boomerang. Both weapons missed. Everyone attacked Azula at once, soon she lost her energy. "Now we got you", Sokka said. Then someone came and hit Sokka, then grabbed the map. "It's you", Naruto said. It was Orochimaru. "We haven't seen you since the Chunin exam", Sakura said. "Good to see you", Orochimaru said, then fled with Azula in his arms. "Orochimaru, a student of my son Sarutobi", Hokage said. "Shit, he left with the map", Neji said. "Now what?" Sokka said. "We need to go to the shrine", Aang said. "How the fuck do we do that?" Sokka asked. "I'm on it", Sakura said. She E-mailed Shippo, who was at the time writing a Fan fiction about a battle between Jason Voorhees & Michael Myers, with him being the great hero that will kill them. He got the E-mail from Sakura saying, "Shippo, where do you live?" Shippo responded, "Why do you want to know?" Sakura said, "Two people are on their way over there probably going to kill you". Shippo e-mailed, "Ok, here it is" He gave the address which Sakura showed everyone.