Kagome's Comedy Hour

Evil little Kagome has finally been able to host her own TV show, Kagome's Comedy Hour! Little did everyone know, she's been recording the poor victims of her reality TV show, Sango, Inu Yasha, and Miroku, who also live in her Era now, and Inu Yasha is in his human form, also known as her HUSBAND. However, sneaky Shippo, a young little boy, finds out what she's really up to and turns her little dirty tricks against her! Stay tuned!

Behind the Camera

What they thought:

Inu Yasha: I can't believe that she did this to me! I spend all my time, thinking about her. . cough (and Kikyo), and she sets me up with this crazy show. Jeezuz christ Kagome! Just because I married you and all, doesn't mean ya' gotta' entertain people with us! Well anyways, we did get you back with our own little sabotage, one point for us!

Sango: Kagome, Kagome. . I always knew you were evil. . or something. . Well anyways, you are so !#$& (BLEEP), I can't believe you did that to us you little (BLEEP). I know you were only trying to get hits for your show but like, why us? We've been with you through everything, and Inu Yasha's even been with you through SEX! . . (BLEEP)! Sorry, didn't mean to reveal that, but that was harsh Kagome.

Miroku: Some evil demon MUST be possessing Kagome. HAZZAH! Throws magic sutra TAKE THAT EVIL DEMON! . . Huh. Guess it didn't work.

Shippo: Kagome was ALWAYS so nice to me, but why'd you do it, Kagome? Well at least you didn't get me involved. . Or did you! KAGOME! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T! Did you somehow video tape me trying on your make up and clothes! HMM! How about when I was searching in your underwear drawer? Tell me you didn't! KAGOME! . . uh oh. I can't believe I just. . o.o (BLEEP)!

Kagome Reveals

Her thoughts on this:

Kagome: Come on everyone! It was fun, right? And you guys DID get to sabotage me in the end! No sweat, it was a fair game! Heh. . Come on you guys, don't be all gloomy like that, and. . Please don't do that angry look on your face anymore. . PLEASE STOP! GEEZ! It was ONLY a game show, now THAT many people watched, only like 100. . 500. . 1000. . Well, only a COUPLE of thousands! Like, Come on! No big deal!

The Studio Audience

What they thought:

CURRENT SIGN BEING USED: LAUGH

Audience: laughs

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Something in the Mail

I'm Kagome, yeah, well you know that already. Wow, it has been so long since we've defeated Naraku and restored the Sacred Jewel to its natural shape. Inu Yasha used it on him, and became fully human. I was SOOO glad, doing sex to a half demon was REALLY strange. . Well ANYWAYS, I found a way to get some people from the Feudal Era to come to my era, and of course, who else could I have chosen to come with me but Inu Yasha, Sango, Miroku, and little Shippo, who also was transformed into a human by the Sacred Jewel. Kirara is . . Well. . She ran away. .

"KIRARA! WHERE ARE YOU?"

Sango circled around her neighbourhood, looking for little Kirara. Kirara was supposed to be with Kohaku in the Feudal Era but somehow escaped and came to the real world. Imagine what could HAPPEN if people found out a DEMON cat was running around in Tokyo!

"Kirara!" "KIRARA!" "Kirara. . "

Sango looked everywhere for little Kirara, but there was no luck, Kirara was not found. Sango was dragging her sore legs, and throat home as she opened the door. She was panting as she opened the door and sighed.

"Has ANYONE seen Kirara?"

Kagome waved her arm from around the corner, to show Sango that she was home and to show Sango where she was.

Sango walked into the room and sat down on the comfy, leather couch.

"Has anyone seen Kirara?"

Kagome shook her head. She was busy on the computer, searching for something.

Sango stands up and walks over to Kagome.

"Whatcha' doing?"

Kagome twists her "twistable" computer chair around.

"Sigh Well, I've been waiting ALL we've for this e-mail I was supposed to receive, they said they'd either e-mail or mail it to me, but it's been about two weeks and STILL nothing."

SLAM.

Inu Yasha comes home, with scratches on his face, and a cat on his head. He stood there with his eyes burning.

"Oh! You found Kirara!"

Sango runs over to Inu Yasha and picks off Kirara from Inu Yasha's head.

Inu Yasha stomps over to Kagome and gives her a letter.

"Here. It's for you."

Kagome looks at the letter and reads the logo.

"AHHH! YAY! IT'S HERE!"

Kagome runs upstairs joyfully screaming.

"What's he-----"

Sango questioned brushing Kirara's fur with her hand as Kagome shuts her bedroom door, saying nothing.

Inu Yasha sat down beside Sango, still angry.

Sango smiles and pats Inu Yasha.

"Sorry Inu Yasha, Kirara's just like that these days."

Inu Yasha continues to sit there, breathing heavily as he looks at the wall.

"You know, it couldnt hurt that muc----"

Inu Yasha blows and yells loudly.

"IT'S NOT LIKE I'M STILL DEMON, REMEMBER!"

Sango laughs as she puts Kirara down.

"Kirara, back to the Feudal Era, and Inu Yasha, laughs Sorry, I forgot."

Sango stands up as she follows Kirara outside to get her back down the well to the Feudal Era.

DING DONG!

Inu Yasha walks to the door and opens it.

Miroku stood there, he was wearing a beautiful vest and holding a bouquet of roses, speaking very unwanted words. .

"My love, Sango, I've come to you bringing a bouquet of flowers, and my heart."

Miroku suddenly kneels down, eyes still closed. He takes out a little box and opens it.

"Please Sango, marry me?"

Inu Yasha stands there, fists to his hips, head bent down, looking at Miroku's very sad introduction.

There was complete silence for 30 seconds. Miroku opens his eyes.

"Oh gawd. ."

Miroku stands up very nervously scratching his head.

Inu Yasha barks at Miroku.

"DAMN RIGHT. YOU PERVERTED GA-----"

Miroku laughs nervously.

"I-I. . I thought you were Sango. . My bad. . Hehehh.. Unhh.."

Inu Yasha turns his back and walks away.

Miroku speaks up as she chuckles.

"Wait, Inu Yasha, aren't you going to invite me in? Heheh.."

Inu Yasha turns around with an evil look on his face.

"INVITE YOURSELF IN YOU MORON! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Inu Yasha stomps upstairs, goes into a room, and shuts the door loudly.

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Kagome reads the letter she received.

"Dear Mrs. K. Higurashi,

Your application to host a new Tokyo LIVE Comedy Reality Show has been accepted. Your show will be airing starting November 4th, please be ready by next week with your comedy and reality films. We expect your videos to be high quality. Effort counts! If your show has more than 300 hits that night, you can keep on airing the show!

Tomorrow, please be ready to receive your equipment in Studio No.1 located on the corner of 21 Arries Street. Be there at 3:00pm SHARP! We will leave at 3:10pm if you are not there.

Congratulations and good luck, the rest of the information about your show is located in this letter.

Sincerely,

Mr. Shidou"

Kagome screams happily dancing around the room as she looks into the envelope for the rest of the information. She finds a 100 page TV Show Making Manuel, and a 20 page information packet about her show.

Kagome sighs as she stands up to stretch her arms and sits back down.

"Time to get reading. ."

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