A/N: This is a story (or rather a bunch of stories) in which I'll take a quote or saying from my profile, or elsewhere if I can find a good one, and turn it into a theme for a story. It can be romance, angst, humor, whatever. If any of the people reading this story has a quote that they'd like me to use, I'll always take suggestions. The one-shots will be short most likely, so don't expect anything longer than a couple thousand words. Also,I'm not sure howmany chapters will be submitted; there will probably be only as many chapters asI can get inspiration for.I decided the first one would be humor/romance because… I don't know, just because.
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic...and so am I"
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Sakura wouldn't shut up. Now, you may be thinking that would be a weird thing to say if you were Sakura, but she certainly doesn't think so. In fact, it's the most normal thing in the world for her to say that, since she actually wouldn't shut up. Well, not herself exactly but… well, it's a long story. Anyway, that's not the point right now; the point is that… what was the point? None of that matters now anyway, since Sakura was too distracted to really think at this point.
Sitting next to her teammates and teacher was a perfectly normal scene to find Sakura taking part in. She sat perfectly calm between Sasuke and Naruto, but her mind was a raging tornado of thoughts and words, words, words… too many words. Way too many words. In fact, so many words that they began to overflow, like when you plug the sink and let the water run for too long. Overflow they did, right from her brain and out her mouth they went. And so, Sakura wouldn't shut up. Naruto seemed excited by her strange wordiness, since he probably thought that she was talking to him and only him, which wasn't the case. She was, essentially, talking to herself. And there in lies the problem.
Having your teammates think your insane isn't the best position to be put in, and so she decided she had to do something about her non-stop talking, since Sasuke was now glaring daggers at her. Kakashi didn't seem so angry though, considering he was now taking this time to read his favorite book. Sakura racked the part of her brain that wasn't controlled by her inner self for a way to make herself shut-up, if only long enough to catch her breath, since- unlike her inner personality- she needed to breath. Letting the need to survive take over, she told herself she had no other choice… if she wanted to live, she'd have to do it. And she did. Making a lunge at Naruto she grabbed the back of his head and smashed their faces together.
Silence! She had stopped talking! But, she quickly realized, her plan hadn't work for; as she pulled away from Naruto, she found herself more breathless then ever.
A/N: That's it for now folks, the next one (probably angst) will be up soon.