A?N: because I love it ^_~
I watched dean take a few shot's and downed a beer before standing announcing he has to pee. He walked past the waitress giving her that " Hey sexy " look. She placed two fresh beer's down on the table and took the empty shot glass's with a promise to bring back a couple more. An hour later I dragged Dean out of the bar. His head wobbled side to side as he moaned. No he wasn't drunk. But just as bad.
The hotel room was like all the others two bed's a little kitchen and those crappy little divider wall's that just wasted space. The only difference was Dean. He'd been possessed.. Not by a demon or anything He just freaking lost it.
Im sitting at this cheaply made table leaning back in the chair trying not to laugh. It was making the camcorder shake, Dean standing on the bed in his boxer's a pair of mine on top of his head one of the leg hole's slipped over his left eye dancing to " eye of the tiger " He was jumping from one bed to the other doing little pose's in mid air before he'd land on the bed. The next minute he jumped off the bed rolling as he hit the ground and striking a fighting pose holding a imaginary gun pretending to fire making the sound effect's with his mouth. He fell on to his back must have been hit by an imaginary bullet he crawled behind a chair all I could see was his feet.
" Sammy... Sammy help... SAMMY I'm hit " I nearly fell out my chair. Some body in the next room banged on the wall next to Dean and he flew out from behind the chair and did a nose dive on the bed screaming " grenade's "
He started throwing pillow's off the bed looked over at me and jumped off the bed running at me knocking me over out of the chair and made explosion sound's as he jumped on top of me.
" I got you brother " I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to piss myself.
This went on for about an hour before he started to calm down then pretending to be a cat fell asleep in a tight ball on top of the pillow's he'd thrown on the floor. I had tear's streaming down my face and I stopped recording i snatched a pillow out from under him and laid down.
The next morning I woke to Dean groaning on the floor. He tossed at pillow at me
" What the hell happened? " I busted out laughing rollin over and hittin the bed with my fist's
" what the hell's so funny? " He stood up and grabbed the end of the bed to keep his balance.
Then real slowly he pulled my boxer's off his head this hilarious expression crossed his face as he held them up between his thumb and index finger.
" oh …! dude what the hell man? "
By this time I was gasping for air
" SAM "
" okay okay " I grabbed the camcorder and plugged it into my labtop and hit play.
The video started just after he started stripping. I watched his face go from angry to mortified I swear he even blushed before he became angry again.
" You photo shopped that shit "
" Nah man You got roofied last night " I busted out laughing again
" Screw you man "
" Hey don't hate... You shoulda watched you're drink's better "
" You were there you shoulda kept an eye out to "
" Yeah a brother has to pee to you know "
" What ever "
Dean stormed off into the bathroom kicking pillow's out of his way.
" Maybe next time you'll pay closer attention to your shit "
" Screw you " He slammed the door.
A?N: LOL just a little one shot poking fun.. Dont forget if you're at the bar always watch your drink. You never know what kinda creeper you have sitting next to you
