I own nothing but my OC (this ones from Harry Potter).
"speaking"
'thinking'
Envious mustache
The shout of "I have a present!" made Scar turn.
"You, do?" Scar asked stunned
"Ya!" The brown haired girl grinned nodding enthusiastically. "Here ya go!" she exclaimed shoving what looked like a multicolored clump of knotted yarn under his nose.
Scar blinked taking a step back "...What is it?" he asked peering closer.
"Its a moodstasche." cotton said proudly
"Mood..stache?" Scar blinked
"Yep! I got the pattern off the internet, some yarn that changes color by your mood from the store and put a fire resistant charm on when I was knitting." she explained "Get it? Moodstache." she said again
"You can knit?" he blinked "Waite! Why fire resistant?" the scared man asked slightly alarmed
"Than way if your face catches fire, the mustache'll be safe!" Cotton exclaimed again handing it to the stunned Ishvalen where it promptly turned a confused neon orange)
'Wont I have bigger problems if my face is on fire?' he thought
"Your welcome!" She said walking past.
AN: This! #points up# This is what happens when I'm sleep-deprived. I wrote this at 2am and have no idea where it came from.
But go watch a Scar-fight-scene and pretend he has a neon mustache I dare you..
Waite..how'd my Harry Potter OC get in Fullmetal alchemist!?
+ I almost did this with Envy and made mustache lizard jokes, but then I thought 'That's mean, I pick on him too much..' and went with Scar instead
Scar: Thanks..
lol, jk, here's a outtake! (my first)
4 mouths later proved Cotton right, when Mustang was done with his fiery tantrum it was a mustached lizard (/parrot-bug) that crawled away cursing the handlebar-knitting-bunny to the heavens above..and at the fact he couldn't undo a permanent sticking charm.
AN2: Now go to the part where Envys mocking Roy, pause it and imagine a handlebar mustache...lol K, this has gone too far, let me know what you think? Buy!