Yosh! I made another fic, and I hope you'll like it. If you have ideas of what you want in this fic to happen, you should PM them to me or something, and I'll see if I can put it in there. I already have the first three to four chapters planned out, but not exactly typed up yet, so you could still make requests, and I could still make changes. You could even make suggestions for fillers, if you want. Anywho, I'm gonna let you read my fic now, and plese do me the honour of you reviewing. Enjoy, R&R, and have a great day! Ja ne!

-17-

Monstrosity. Complete monstrosity.

That's what those ANBU brats are. They're chaos on feet.

BAM!

Okay, scratch that. Thay're utter chaos on feet.

How did this happen? Well, it all, and I mean all, started with the Godaime Hokage. Let's look back to the morning this 'mission' was given, shall we? Cue flashback ripple!

FLASHBACK ooooo

"You are all to participate in this mission. As you all know, we are holding a Konoha Family program. As such, you are to volunteer to be the leaders of our camp for four and five year olds. I know most of you won't voluntarily accept, especially the guys, so instead I'm giving it as a mission."

Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hinata, Hyuuga Hanabi, Haruno Sakura, Tenten, Nara Shikamaru, Temari of the Sand, Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba and Yamanaka Ino are all standing in the Hokage's office. She just gave them their latest mission. All the girls - even the most boyish ones - are looking pretty excited about it, especially Ino and Sakura. The guys? They were looking like the complete opposites of their girlfriends. Yes, they're couples! Didn't I tell you that yet? Oh well, if I didn't, then gomen nasai, minna!

"YATTA!" cheered Ino and Sakura. They love kids. Kiba and Itachi groaned in response to their own mates' excitement.

"This daycamp thing is just another word for babysitting, isn't it?" Tenten deadpanned.

"No duh!" answered the Godaime, who was yet again drinking sake. I believe she's on her second bottle now since she started on her first one five minutes ago.

"Who exactly are included in this. . . mission, Hokage-sama?" Neji asked, formal as ever.

"Well, there's Shiranui Tataka, Hatake Asako, Sarutobi Kurisutaru, Maito Kinezumi, and Hayate Toru. And my wonderful genius of a son, Kouen!" the Godaime counted off, saying her son's name like the proud mom she is.

"Whose first word was Icha Icha," said Naruto, snickering with everyone else.

"Urusai, Naruto!"

"Why do we have to be stuck with this mission? We're all Jounin level already, surely you don't need Jounin Elite to babysit kids, do you? Why can't the Genins and Chuunins do it?" asked an irritated Kiba.

"Most of Konoha shinobi are also on the Konoha Family program. Being so, Chuunins are all taking Genins as apprentices. As such, all of them are pretty busy. ANBU are on a big S-rank mission, so they prettymuch need babysitters, and you are them!" the Godaime replied happily, the fourth bottle of alcohol she has consumed in the last ten minutes of the mission briefing clearly getting to the best of her composure.

"How about you and Ero-Sennin, Tsunade-baachan?" countered Naruto. The Godaime Hokage's right eyebrow twitched. "I don't think you're going to or are even allowed to leave the village. I know how Pervy Sage's brain works. Follow up on Kouen, I suppose?" he continued with mock seriousness, while the others - okay, Neji, Sasuke and Itachi smirked - snickered at the Hokage's growing blush.

"URUSAI, NARUTO NO BAKA!"

END FLASHBACKooooo

Yeah, that's what happened. And now they're stuck with babysitting these kids for a full week. Uh-huh, even bedtime. Well, not exactly, but let me tell you about that when the time comes, ne?

Now, where were we? Ah, yes, monstrosity.

It's the first day of the so-called daycamp, and guess what? They're hating it already. Even Ino and Sakura. The whole gang was staring at the overly hyperactive kids, wondering whoever said that little kids are angels must have never met one in person or been left in a house with one before in their entire life. Or probably just insane. That is, until Shikamaru spoke up. Yeah, Shikamaru. he was the first one to speak up. Amazed? Me too.

"Hey, somebody think of something to make these troublesome kids calm the hell down." ha said lazily, his arm all the while around Temari's waist.

"How about snacks? Let them stuff their faces so they'll feel drowsy, then calm down, then sleep!" Ino asked. Everyone agreed. Anything to make them calm down. Anything, anything at all. Even Sakura didn't retort, as any idea to calm them down is good if you have six hyperactive children running around at 500kph.

"Minna! Minna, calm down!" Tenten shouted over the noise. Nobody heard her. Well, Neji did, seeing that he cringed and put the arm around Tenten's waist up so he could cover his ears, but none of the kids did. "Calm the hell down, dammit!" she yelled again, protruding a kunai and a few shuriken from her holster. As soon as they saw the Weapons Mistress of Konoha actually holding weapons ready to be flung anytime, the kids quieted down. For a small bunch of four and five-year olds, they make a pretty large ruckus. "Thank you." Tenten said sweetly, still having her weapons at the ready.

"How about snack time, huh?" Naruto asked, trying to ease the kids' fear, as well as his.

"Hai!" all the kids agreed, grinning like idiots.

-17-

A/N: Yosh! My first multi-chapter story ever! I know the flashback looks longer than the chronological part of the story, but I think that's only because there's more dialogue in the flasback than the other parts. Anywho. . . Like it? Hate it? Wanna flame it? Constructive criticism? Anything at all? Please review! Review are important to me, so even just a plain and simple 'hi' or 'whatever, your story stinks,but I'm gonna make a request so I can make it better' is gonna make my day. If it's extra long, my whole week.

About the kids' names, tell me if you want me to put who are their parents and stuff on the start of every chapter, so all of us won't get confused of who's who. How about that, hm? Think about it, then tell me if you want to.

Anyway, thanks for reading, ja ne!

--Xanie XD