A/N: This was originally a one-shot but as time passed between me writing this and actually posting it, I decided I wanted to write more one-shots about other characters and their siblings. And then I decided I wanted them all to interact with each other. XD This is a shits-and-giggles type deal.

Finding Chu's Sister

Oh, man," Yusuke exclaimed as he stretched his arms out on a bench, waiting for the bus to pick him up. "Check out that chick over there!" he pointed to a young woman walking across the street. She wore black slacks and a green, silk blouse that showed a black tank top underneath. Her hair was a light brown with natural blond highlights all pulled back into a braid. "You like chicks, right Kurama?"

Kurama looked at Yusuke as if he was asking him if he were secretly a fox demon, in other words, deadpanned. "The bus is here," Kurama stood up.

Yusuke laughed and followed Kurama onto the bus, "We need to find you a girl." Kurama shook his head lightly, he was ready to go home and relax. Koenma had them running small missions behind King Enma's back now that Yusuke had been fired as Spirit Detective for being a demon. Yusuke sniffed the air, "Hey, I smell alcohol," he announced.

"Don't look now," Kurama sighed, "Chu's running alongside the bus hollering at us." He pointed out the window.

"No way!" Yusuke leaned over Kurama and waved at Chu.

Kurama sweat dropped as people started to stare, "Maybe we should get off."

They got off at the next stop and Chu approached them chugging a handle of whiskey, "Boy am I glad I caught up to ya'!" he laughed.

Yusuke laughed in return, "What brings you back to the Human World? A lucky lady?" he lifted his eyebrows.

Chu randomly stood up straight, "Yes actually, my sister," he said in a scarily serious voice.

"Ew, that's gross, man!" Yusuke shivered.

"Not to bang 'er! Crickey, Yusuke, that's just sick!" Chu yelled drunkenly.

Yusuke laughed, "I'm just messing with you. Since when did you have a sister?"

"I just found out yesterday. So I set out to find her," Chu then leaned in close and covered the side of his mouth with one hand, "Rumor has it she's more bonkers than me!" He started laughing again as Yusuke and Kurama fanned his alcohol breath away. "I've been searching all night and nuthin'!" Chu continued.

"Where have you looked?" Kurama squeezed in.

Chu looked at Kurama confused, "Everywhere!"

Kurama looked at Yusuke for a second then back at Chu, "Can you be more specific?"

Chu twitched while concentrating, "Let's see, I walked down all the bloody streets and through several windows," Chu stated.

Kurama sweat dropped again, demons these days, he mused to himself. "That's not very effective in a city. You have to think more critically."

"The bars!" Yusuke shouted, obviously he just had an epiphany.

Chu and Kurama turned to Yusuke, "The bars!" Chu shouted back, raising the handle of whiskey.

"Sadly, that's probably a good place to start," Kurama sighed.

At nine p.m. Kurama, Chu, Yusuke, and Kuwabara met at a club that was just recently opened. They walked in to find a bunch of kids dancing and drinking to the music hits of the year.

They walked up to the bar and scoped the place as they waited on the bar tender. "This place if full if squares," Kuwabara commented. The bar tender approached them and took their orders. Kuwabara ordered a soda, Chu ordered six shots of rum and a Jaeger-bomb to which Yusuke doubled, and Kurama got a Bloody Mary, emphasizing that he wanted it strong.

"Pussy," Chu noted to the side after Kurama ordered.

Kurama ignored the comment and looked through the crowd again, why do I agree to things like this?

They downed the drinks and decided to move on to the next bar. The next one had a little older crowd and the air was thick with cigar smoke. They sat at the bar where Kuwabara drank a light beer, Chu and Yusuke raced down four rounds of shots, and Kurama sipped on some high class whiskey. The crowd here was far too under control for what they were looking for so they left.

"Bar hopping doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere," Kuwabara protested as they walked down the street.

"Maybe we should search in more underground places," Kurama suggested.

"She's not supposed to know she's even a demon," Chu shrugged, "My father sent her to the Human World as a new born and left her on someone's doorstep."

"That's shitty!" Yusuke remarked, "What kind of father does that shit?" he slurred.

"My shitty father, apparently," Chu spat on the ground, "The old bloke told me about her on his death bed."

"You have a father?" Yusuke exclaimed.

Kurama rolled his eyes at the drunken Yusuke. "Not anymore, I don't!" Chu laughed. "I blew the mother fucker's head off!"

Yusuke and Kuwabara gawked at Chu. "Let's try this place," Kurama pointed across the street to a place lit up named "The Backyard Brothel".

"Sounds good to me!" Yusuke chirped as he j-walked across the street. They walked inside and straight to the bar. The place was narrow and dark. The music was eerie and rather… demonic. The people were very loud and obnoxious.

Kurama was the first to order, "The strongest thing you have," he beamed. Kuwabara got another beer and no one wanted to continue keeping track of Chu and Yusuke's tab. There was an open door at the back of the bar that had red and purple lights and cheers billowing out. Kurama pointed it out as the bar tender handed him a decent sized glass of absinthe. He took it like a shot of cheap vodka, the bartender stared.

"Let's check it out," Yusuke skipped over and looked in. "A cage match! Awesome!" he disappeared into the crowd.

"Next up is our undefeated champion, Mai!" the announcer introduced. The crowd went wild as a girl stepped out in black shorts and tank-top. Her hair was pulled back into a braid that bounced side to side as she psyched herself up.

"I saw her earlier today, Yusuke pointed her out as we were waiting for the bus," Kurama informed Chu and Kuwabara.

"And her opponent is a fist time competitor, Yusuke Urameshi!" the announcer introduced.

"What?" Kuwabara exclaimed, "Figures." Kurama sighed and went back to the bar for another round of absinthe.

Chu stared at the girl in the rink, "You ok there," Kuwabara asked.

"That could be her, she smells like me," he said shyly, which crept Kuwabara out.

"Don't go easy on me now," Yusuke giggled as he was handed a pair of boxing gloves.

Mai raised an eyebrow, "Is that an invitation?"

"You bet'cha!" Yusuke laughed.

Mai gave him a devious grin and pulled out a mystery bag and popped two pills to which Yusuke just stared curiously.

"Round one, begin!" and a bell rang.

"You ready?"Mai cheered with the crowd.

"Bring it," Yusuke egged on. Mai jumped forward and Yusuke blocked her punch throwing his other arm for a strike. He missed and blinked, "He where'd you go?"

Mai's answer was a round kick to his shoulder that sent him flying into the net. "Holy shit!" she was on top of him in a blink of an eye and had him pinned. The announcer ended the round and told them to get ready for another one. "Hey, what was that you took?" Yusuke asked.

"Ecstasy," Mai answered shortly, "You told me not to hold back."

Yusuke laughed, "Should you be taking that stuff?"

"Round two, begin!"

Mai was already in Yusuke's face, but he wouldn't be fooled a second time, he ducked down and kicked her feet out from under her. As she fell, she brought her fist down; Yusuke barely avoided the blow and got back up. Mai got to her feet and blocked Yusuke's rapid punches. "Impressive," Mai complimented calmly as she backed into one of the nets.

"You're not too bad yourself," Yusuke remarked.

"But this is boring," Mai yawned.

"Huh?" and Mai was airborne and brought her padded fist down on Yusuke's shoulder. He fell on his back and Mai had him pinned again.

The round was over and they regrouped for the final round. "Please don't tell me you're holding back because I have a pussy," Mai growled from across the rink.

"Believe me, your pussy has nothing to do with why I hold back," Yusuke giggled drunkenly.

"Round three, begin!"

Mai turned to Yusuke, "Don't hold back this time, faggot!"

"Did you just call me a— oh hell no!" Yusuke raged and planted his fist into Mai's cheek.

She flew into the net and regained her balance, "Now that's more like it!" They went in on each other, no reserves or blocking the opponent's shots. The three minute timer went off and the two continued pounding each other. The announcer was too scared to step in and the crowd cheered wildly with encouragement.

"That's definitely your sister," Kuwabara sweat dropped.

Chu laughed, "If the pill popping didn't give it away, this definitely does!"

I can't believe there's two of him, Kurama mentally sighed.

Yusuke delivered a final blow to Rhea's chest and pinned her to the floor with his foot. The crowd was a mixture of cheering and booing as he lent Mai a hand.

"Damn, Urameshi!" Mai gasped for air.

"Sorry, was that too rough?" he asked apologetically.

Mai laughed, "No, I'm just impressed."

Yusuke couldn't help but laugh, "It's been a while since I could talk to my opponent after beating them. Oh, hey! You're brother's looking for you. I forgot to mention that."

Mai blinked, "I don't have a brother, not that I'm aware of."

"It's ok, he just found out he had a sister," Yusuke laughed again. He led her to the back of the room where Chu, Kuwabara, and Kurama had been observing. "Chu, Mai; Mai, this guy is your brother," Yusuke introduced in his drunken manner.

"How do you know we're related?" Mai asked.

"Why'd you take Ecstasy at the beginning of the match?" Yusuke answered her question with a question.

"Because it unlocks my strength," Mai answered, sounding high off her ass.

Chu laughed, "She's definitely my sister with that answer!" He chugged a bottle of alcohol.

Where was he keeping that? Kurama and Yusuke thought simultaneously to themselves.

"Alcohol brings out my power too!" Chu sang.

"I can drink to that!" Mai laughed back as Chu handed her his bottle and she drank.