Hey peoples!!!!1 I hope u enjoy thsi...fanfic...if I can call it that. I can picture Ed and Al singing this song so I decided to put it on fanfiction hoping(fingers crossed) to make some one laugh. Please review :) many thanks and I hope you enjoy!!!!!
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Song: if you were gay
By: Avenue Q
Al:
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
Edward:
Oh,hi AL!
Al:
Hi Edward.
Edward:
Hey Al, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
Al:
That's very interesting.
Edward:
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Al:
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Edward:
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Al...
Al:
I'M NOT GETTING DEFENCIVE!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
Edward:
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Al.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Al:
I don't want to talk about it,
Edward! This conversation is over!!!
Edward:
Yeah, but...
Al:
OVER!!!
Edward:
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Al:
Edward, please!
I am trying to read...
What?!
Edward:
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Al
Ah, Edward!
Edward:
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Al:
Edward, I'm trying to read this book.
Edward:
YEAR AFTER YEAR
Al:
Edward!
Edward:
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
Al:
Argh!
Edward:
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
Al:
What?
Edward:
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
Al:
I would?
Edward:
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
Al:
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
Edward:
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
AL:
Edward, that's GROSS!
Edward:
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
Al:
I am not listening!
Edward:
AND HERE I'D STAY,
Al:
La la la la la!
Edward:
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Al:
Aaaah!
Edward:
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
Al:
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
Edward:
If you were gay.
Al:
Argh!
The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny right????...Right?????...(tumble weed rolls by)...yeah...
Review Thanks :)
P.s. They make SUCH! a cute couple XD