A/N: The chorus of the song No by Meghan Trainor is what inspired me to write this.

My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

Moral of this story is to not anger your tiny gay human when she asks you to suggest names for your son.

Actually, the moral is that your vampire ass will be on the couch forever.

Don't anger the future Laura Hollis in your life.

Don't be like Carmilla and assume that she will be okay with you saying no.

She won't be.

I haven't been able to think of a name for Baby Hollstein/Babypuff, so I had wonderful people suggest names.

This was the result.

Sorry, not sorry.

I recommend listening to the song NO by Meghan Trainor to get the stupid "jokes" that Carmilla makes.

If you don't, the point is that Carmilla knows how to say NO.

Too bad I can't name Baby Hollstein all three names.

The names that a few people thought of are the ones Laura suggested.

This is how it will go down.

Laura: "Carm, he needs a name. I was thinking of something with a C."

Carmilla: "My C name is enough, Creampuff."

Laura: "What about Cody?"

Carmilla: "No."

Laura: "What about Cara?"

Carmilla: "No."

Laura: "What about Carla?"

Carmilla: "No."

Laura: "Then you think of a name!"

Carmilla: "How about NO?"

Laura tries to suggest more names and Carmilla turns up the volume of Meghan Trainor's Song, NO.

The end result was that Carmilla's leather pants wearing ass was going to be on the couch for a long while without her tiny gay human or her yellow pillow.

Baby Hollstein calls Laura "Mama Yellow Pillow" and Carmilla "Mama Pan Pan".

He can't pronounce panther despite being extremely smart. There are certain aspects to him that make him "act" his age at times.

Carmilla lets Baby Hollstein get away with calling her, "Mama Pan Pan".

A few months have passed by and Carmilla was so damn stubborn that she kept giving Laura the silent treatment.

The only way that they communicate now are through sticky notes, fridge magnets, and other crazy ways.

Laura uses her time to organize everything and make her "conversations" special.

Carmilla spent the past two weeks writing sticky notes that say "NO" in advance.

She even resorted to throwing out all the letters for their fridge magnets except the N and O.

Laura finally had her hands on her hips and said, "Hey Carm, do you want to..."

Carmilla flipped her off and the word "NO" was on it.

"You didn't let me finish."

That vampire's finger remained in the air.

"I was going to ask if you wanted to have some sexy time, but you clearly made your choice before listening to everything I was saying."

Laura took the couch away from Carmilla.

Good news?

She's no longer on the couch.

Bad news?

Carmilla is getting pretty personal with the floor, literally.

She's currently is facedown on the floor regretting her decision.

She got upset in the past over Danny cockblocking her and now she just did it to herself.

Nobody has sympathy for her.

Not even Baby Hollstein has sympathy for her.

He is currently giggling in the corner playing with his toys with Mama Yellow Pillow while wearing his NO Onesie.