AN: dis fanfic is gonna be defiantly butter then mi uther sturys!11111 plz leave gud reviews!11111111
chapter 1
my name is Siera Ebony Twilitght Prior and im 16 and my sister is Triss. and 2day is the Sortng of The Factions so we went 2 go taek da factin test. i was wearing a lacy black corset, black miniskirt over black leggings, combat boobs, shittons of eyeliner, black eyeshadow, and black lip stick, because im goffik. i new i was destiny 2 be in da donutless facton, cuz their the only goffic faction, all the uthers are fookin prepz.
when we got 2 the test place there was this thing where we had 2 fall aspleep and have the simulashon dream and enter... THE MATRIX!1111111 and then there were som relay scray things... suddenly a BIG ASS DOG charged 2 me but i shishkebabed it with a katana i had and then it dyed. then i fell in a hole of seething water of darkness, then errything was on fire, it was kinda epic realy. i new it was a dreem so i wasnt freekin out.
then... i woke up.
then we had 2 go to the next part of the test, we went on2 a stage and sit in a chair. i cod feel the seething glares of all the preps judging me. some one then called "BRING OUT... THE SORTING HAT!111111" and then someone dramatically brought it out and placed it on my head and then there all was silence.
and then... "DONUTLESS" the sorting hat called. all the donutless in the crowd aplodded. and then quietly... "not really..." it whisperd "u r... a detergent"