CHAPTER ONE

Dan sat in the corner, terrified. Phil loomed over him, trying to calm his terrified friend. Dan was going to turn, and he knew it. He didn't want to hurt Phil, though.

Dan looked into Phil's sky blue eyes, trembling.

"Phil, go. I...I don't want to hurt you.

Phil looked back into Dan's eyes, "I'm not leaving, Dan. I trust you."

Dan looked down for a moment. "You know Phil..." Dan mumbled.

"Yeah Dan?" Phil whispered, awaiting reply.

Dan's head snapped back up, his eyes completely turning a deep black. "You really shouldn't."

Then, suddenly in a flash of light, Dan turned. Into a fluffy llama. Phil didn't see what was wrong with him, saying to run. Suddenly, Dan the llama kicked him in the balls.

Phil fell to the ground. "D-dan... WHY?!"

Dan the llama laughed his evil llama-laugh. He licked once at Phil's jet-black hair, messing it up in the process.

"I am Dan, the demonic llama!" the llama said in a high, squeaky voice. "Oh crud."

Phil got up and laughed. "Your voice is high!"

"Curse you, you non-demonic, non-llama person! Why must you be so sexy!" Dan-llama fell into a heap on the floor. Phil waited for him to change back, patiently stroking his fur.

When Dan transformed back, he fell into Phil's arms, crying. "I'm s-so sorry Phil..." he sobbed.

"Lets go make some pancakes, buddy." Phil replied.

Dan smiled and took off for the kitchen. Dan tried to flip the first one, but the raw side hit the ceiling.

"I guess we now have a pancake on the ceiling..." Dan said, cracking up.

The rest either fell on the floor or got burned.

"Man, we fail so bad at pancakes!" Phil exclaimed, laughing.

Dan looked toward the animal cage in the corner. "Oh yeah, we need to feed Fluffy," Dan said, motioning toward their pet penguin.

Opening the cage, Fluffy bit Dan. Almost immediately Dan turned.

"Still squeaky? Yep..." the demonic llama said. "I hate everything..."

Phil giggled and made a make-shift saddle. He hopped up onto Dan's llama back. "Take me for a ride through London!"

"I am NOT a cabbie! Get off!" the llama said, trying to buck Phil off.

"Slow down boy, I don't have sex on the first date."

And then, they rode through London anyways.

TO BE CONTINUED