Disclaimer: I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, but if someone finds a way to go to Earthland, tell me. I will volunteer myself to go. Please!
*sigh* well the likely hood of that happening would be about as likely as the moon crashing into the surface of the Earth... again.
Chapter 1: Rip?
Fairy Tail is an amazing guild for mages of all sorts. It is always energetic and there is almost always a fight started by a pink haired fire bomb. Natsu was his name, in my opinion, he is childish, stupid and obnoxious, but he is also caring, brave and a great friend to everyone in the guild. Then there was Gray. He was the perpetual stripper never knowing where his clothes went, but they always seemed to be missing. His character was exactly the same as Natsu's except he was cool and, mostly, levelheaded where Natsu was about as flammable as old wood drenched in gasoline sitting in a lightning storm. They act like enemies, but they are inseparable old friends. Their constant fights are sometimes annoying, but also amusing. Then there was Erza, to be honest her personality is strange. She is always honest, strong, and mature, yet she is innocent, girly and motherly. She is one of my best friends and always manages to keep Natsu and Gray in line, so long as she is looking. Oh, by the way, name is Lucy. Lucy Heartfilia, I used to be the daughter of a rich family, but I left home to find my happiness. I can't wait to go on more adventures with my group of friends, oh I can't forget about Wendy, she is a cute little bluenette with a large heart and is always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone that asks. Her flying cat Charla acts like royalty, but in reality she is intelligent and has a good heart.
"Lucyyy!" yelled a flying blue cat as he hid behind me from an angry Natsu. Honestly how he was intimidating with pink hair on his head was beyond me, but he managed it. Yep, he managed it really well. There were only a few things that got Natsu this upset with Happy. 1) Happy did something to the scarf that was always around Natsu's neck. 2) Happy ate Natsu's food. 3) Happy said something he wasn't supposed to.
"Happy! Take it back! Now!" yelled Nastu as he tried to grab Happy, who was behind me.
"No way! I am so going to tell Lucy, and there is nothing you can do about it!" Happy yelled back, again from behind me. Honestly people I am not a wall.
"Like hell you will!" Natsu said as he made a grab for Happy, almost causing me to lose my balance until I caught myself on the corner of the bar.
"Will you two cut it out?! And tell me what?" I asked the pair as they were moving around and I was caught in the middle. Let me tell you, not pleasant.
"Nothing!" Natsu yelled in my ear as he made a grab for Happy again. This time however, he grabbed too far. He lost his balance and toppled me over with him. While we were falling I swore a tearing sound and dreaded the fact that it was in time with the tightening of my tube top around my bust.
Before I knew it we were on the floor. As I looked up I saw a small piece of pink cloth floating innocently in the air. My only thought was, 'My tube top is pink.' I was about to be famous because I was going to kill the famous Salamander. Painfully. Very painfully.