At long Last Summer had arrived in the little town of South park and it was the very last day of term so the kids couldn't wait for that home time bell to ring to signel 7 long happy weeks of freedom and no school or home work or nagging teachers it be heaven

Okay now children leave quietly as your still inside school premises and oh Butters are you getting picked up later by your mom as your taking Lemiwinks home with you over the holidays said Mr Garrison to a small blond boy who was standing by the class pet Gerbil cage

Y yes sir my mom is picking me up in half an hour sir as dad won't be home from work till later and I have 2 Gerbils at home so Lemiwinks has met them before and they all get on well sir and hell be right at home with them Butters said smilling

Well then that's good you take good care of him and look after him and now everyone you have a great summer and if any of you are going away on holiday remeber and stay safe don't do anything stupid and I'll see you all back here in September as I'll be your teacher again and no doubt you'll be full of exciting stories to tell of your holiday adventures Mr Garrison said as the kids quietly left desperate to get home

See you in the Fall sir said Stan not even looking at Garrison but looked at his freinds instead but his freind Kyle smilled at Garrison as he held the door open for Butters who was carring Lemiwinks cage and a large carrier bag containing Lemiwinks belongings and as the little blond had his hands full Kyle helped him a bit

Phew at long last OMG I thought that we'd be spending the entire 7 weeks in that class room the way he was going on he wouldn't shut up God that man can talk for America he just dosent know when to shut up laughed Kyle as everyone filled out the building

Yeah tell us about it but maybe he misses old Slave his boyfreind they were butt buddies laughed Kenny

Oh maybe I dunno but God he does go on so boring sighed Stan

I don't care how he feels oh 7 weeks of beautiful freedom no school or homework or teachers telling us what to do sweet you guys thise is gonna be so awesome and you know what no school means ...we can do what we want we're or own masters said Cartman in a really good mood

Yeah that is very true I have to agree with you their on that Cartman and your right it is gonna be awesome smilled Kyle looking at Cartman agreeing with him for once and the pair seemed freinds just now

Sooo gentlemen with our new found freedom we have to make the most of it as those 7 weeks will fly by in the blink of an eye so you all wanna meet up with me tomorrow and we can play at Game of thrones it will be fun and if your good Kinny you can be princess Daenreys again said Cartman patting Kennys back

Hey look even though I'm a dude don't you forget those guys from Japan who visited at the end of last year now see me as a true princess and yeah I did enjpy being Daenereys she's one hot sexy chick in the show and fuck it. I'd bang her any day said Kenny smilling but thanks for the offer Cartman but I can't I'm going on holiday Kenny added

What you go on holiday no way dude how can a poor piece of crap like you aford to go on holiday is it to the trailer park on the edge of town taunted Cartman

Hey never you mind how I can aford it it's none of your buisness and don't forget your talking to a princess now and I have many followers in Japan and mess with me and they'll kick. Your fatass Kenny said

Cartman was speechless for a bit knowing that Kennys words were true he was now recognized as a princess and the Japanes loved Kenny and what made it worse the others smirked a bit so he turned his taunting to someone else

So what about you then Kyle going back to New Jersey Jersey boy teased Cartman

Nope I'm not and for your information fatass Kenny and I are guests at Stans aunts place in England in the UK and were going to be staying in a huge stately house and far away from you so their fatass said Kyle smugly

What you fucking asshole Stan why didn't you invite me so who else did you invite then huh Craig Tweek Token Clyde Cartman yelled in a Jelouse rage

Nope just Kyle and Kenny as their not assholes like you and the others are doing their own thing said Stan

And anyway I'm going to New York for a fortnight then were off somewhere else on dads new luxary boat and Nicole's coming too Token said as he walked on to find girlfreind and kissed her cheek putting his arm round the girl making her giggle a bit normally Token was a shy kid but not around Nicole he opend up more around her and what made Cartman even madder as he'd brought them together and he hated seeing pepole happy and they were happy but the other kids were pleased as Token and Nicole were a nice couple and 2 really sweet kids

England did you say wasent that where that kid pip came from origanlly asked Craig who walked near Stan

Yeah he was from London that's the main city the capital but were going to a small village. My aunt is like a caretaker to a really big old house and I told her about Kyle and Kenny being my 2 best freinds so they were invited too for company smilled Stan

Wow sounds cool I wouldn't mind going big houses are cool and it might be old too Craig said

I think it is old like 400 years old or some thing not shure Kyle said

Wow might be haunted said Craig making Stan laugh a bit

Dont think so really but don't know Stan said

Wait haven't you got county fair king duties to do or are you finished now asked Clyde

Nope all done last duties I did was crown the current county fair king and give that speech that's why I could hang out with you guys thise year as Kenny Butters and I were too busy last year during duties and that said Kyle smilling

Oh God that was so funny last year Kyle got into a sticky deleima laughed Cartman

Shut the fuck up fatass and I haven't forgot what you did to me Bribing that clown to help you Kyle said angrily thinking back to when Cartman bribed a group of clowns entertaining the kids to give him a custard pie and Cartman used the pie to attack Kyle pushing it into Kyles face shocking everyone and leaving the redhead in a terrible sticky mess

Oh come On Kyle it was only a custard pie it didn't hurt you like bloody Kinny did to me said Cartman rubbing his jaw where Kenny had punched him hard that day

Didnt hurt me omg it left me in a fucking sticky mess it ruined my clothes and hair you asshole I was the fucking damn county fair king I had to keep clean as possible not have custard pies shoved in my face took ages to get cleaned up you fat bastard said Kyle walking away from Cartman to catch the bus home

So is your mom bringing your things over to our place asked Stan to Kenny changing the subject incase Kyle would end up fighting Cartman and to calm things down a bit

Yeah she is after work I told her I was stopping over at yours tonight last week so shed bring my things round later also she's bringing Karen she's at her freinds and as for Kevin well he can't be assed he's going away with his freinds on the houseing esate somewhere I seen Kevin today he gave me 40 bucks for the holiday laughed Kenny but I'll see him when I get back home the blond laughed

Ill be over later I promised my folks I'd have dinner with them and I need to cheak that iv packed everything they'll say their goodbyes. After dinner as the flight is way too early for them to wave me off at airport you know how the oldies like their beds well apart from the really old folks like your grandpa Stan their up just as early as us Kyle laughed

Yeah I know remeber the time we were up at dawn like 5 am or earler and locked them out their beloved country Kitchen dinner that was a classic laughed Kenny

Yeah that was funny and we ate most of the food for our breakfast said Kyle with a giggle

Yeah think the oldies were cracking up at us as we wouldn't let them in said Kenny laughing at the thought

Soon everyone all arrived in their town and headed to Stans Kyle went to his house as he'd join his freinds later so Kenny and Stan went to Stans house

So is Shelly coming with us then asked Kenny worried in case Stan would say yes as Kenny didn't like Shelly and she scared him a bit

Nope thankfully not she's going off with her freinds elsewhere so over the summer were Shelly free thank God laughed Stan

Phew yeah thank God indeed thing is dude no harm to your sister thing is she sacres me a bit Kenny said

Hmmm well try living with her it's hell Stan said as they enterd his house

Lol think I'll pass on that one thanks laughed Kenny

Hey mom mom were home is dad in yet I have Kenny here with me and Kyles coming over later Stan called

Hi honey no not yet hell be home in an hour hi their Kenny did you boys have a good day at School then asked Sharon smilling coming into the lounge

Yeah it was okay thanks oh Butters has got Lemiwinks again thise year no point in us taking him if were not going to be here to look after him and Butters has 2 Gerbils of his own so company for Lemiwinks Stan smilled

Yeah that's true and don't think Lemiwinks wouldnt survive the long haul journey to the UK and your aunt might not like Gerbils laughed Kenny scratching his head

Oh Mrs Marsh any chance of having a bath later I haven't had a decent wash in days Kennny said

Why of course you can honey your always welcome to a bath at our house Sharon said smilling at the blond

Thanks Mrs Marsh. god I need a good haircut too it's a total mess said Kenny tugging at his blond bangs and sighing

Well don't look at me I'm not cutting it and I don't think Kyle will too hell chase you yet Kyle did offer to pay for you to get a trim last weekend when he got his own hair all cut back said Stan thinking back to last Saturday when Kyle got his huge big fluffy Afro all cut and cropped very close at the back and sides and thinned down on top kids also joked when Kyle got his haircut summer truly arrived

Yeah I know he did but thing is I was with dad that day at the scrapyard and I couldn't get away that day and guess the other alternative is to. Give myself a buzz cut as I seen clippers in your bathroom Kenny laughed

A buzz cut that's a bit drastic isn't it sweetie said Sharon

Yeah I know but no big deal it will grow back in time for the new term and iv had it really short close to the scalp before so it's no big deal really Kenny said with a laugh

Yeah I know I remeber it and you really suited it but it was really severe and you suit a bit of hair you look nice with your blond hair Kenny said Stan patting Kennys hair with a laugh

Oh okay well see I might buzz my hair might not dunno but anyway what time do we have to leave at tomorrow asked Kenny

Ohh around 3 am so that means an early bed for you boys tonight so no Terrance and Philip and their on way to late anyway Sharon said

Thats okay we don't mind and their all reruns anyway seen them before a few times the new season starts in October and the episodes that are on just now are last years Stan said

Hey wonder if they get Terrance and Phillip in the UK asked Kenny Think they do of they get Comedy central they will as it's a well known show and has lots of merchandise so I'm shure it's heard of over their we might be able to watch it smilled Stan

Aweosme can't wait smilled Kenny

A little later Randy returned home from work and everyone had tea also Shelly joined them but all she did was read texts on her phone frommher latest boyfreind or cheak her Facebook page unaware that Kenny watched her

So who's the new guy in her life thise time asked Kenny with a laugh

Oh I dunno she seems to have a new boyfreind every week how she gets them I dunno Stan whisperd trying not to laugh

So you boys all set for your big trip tomorrow then asked Randy smilling

Yeah I'm kinda excited it's gonna be a huge new experience Stan said smilling

Yeah I can't wait eather shame pip died as we could have called him and asked him about England it have been cool and he'd have known all about Rngland too and who knows we may have a trip up to London for the day and Pip did say London was cool said Kenny

Yesh I remeber him say that said Stan

So boys when is your freind Kyle coming over asked Randy

Oh in the next couple of hours he's having dinner with his family then hell come over Stan said

Ike will miss Kyle their close said Sharon

Yeah but Kyle will email him and that he's taking his iPad with him and he'll bring Ike back a really cool present too said Stan

Yeah I think Karen is planning on hanging out with Ike too their going on day trips and that and also in 3 weeks Karen and 3 of her good freinds are going away to the coast for a week so she's excited about that too Kenny said

Oh that's really nice I'm shure Karen will have a lovely time she's such a sweet little girl Sharon said smilling

Oh she will and she's been their before and had a great time and she's lucky she dosent really sunburn as she's not as fair as me she takes a really good tan Kenny smilled

Oh that's good yes you and Kyle need to be really careful in the sun as your both so fair skinned you will both burn easly Sharon said

Well I get a tiny bit of a tan but omg poor Kyle ends up like a lobster he dosent tan cos he's a redhead laughed Kenny

Yeah remeber the camping trip couple of years ago Kyle got a bit sunburned and you and Cartman were laughing at him and then 2 days later you went swimming in the lake with no cream on and Cartman fell alseep and even Butters and Tweek had cream on as their fair skinned too they were fine but you and Cartman weren't Stan said but got cut off by Kenny

Oh okay okay don't rub it in we got badly burned you got a little red yourself oh that reminds me I'll get that bath before Kyle comes I'll help you clear up first smilled Kenny as he finished his meal burping a little then hitting his chest saying pardon me

Kenny don't use up all that hot water in their I want a bath later too yelled Stan as he banged on the bathroom door

I won't why wanna come in and scrub my back then laughed Kenny as he lay back relaxing in the nice not water surrounded by sweet smelling hot bubbles and was even playing with an old rubber duck he'd found sitting on a shelf above the bath so Butters wasent the only one that liked rubber ducks

Er Stan who does the rubber duck belong to yelled Kenny with a laugh

Its my old one ...er no no its Shellys old duck she had since she was little so don't touch it Stan yelled glad that Kenny didn't see him blushing

Oh right okay then I beleive you thousands wouldn't said Kenny laughing looking at the duck seeing the faded name of Stan Marsh written on the bottom of the duck

Just then Stan heard the door bell ring so he went down stairs to awnser it despite Shelly rushing to the door and saying out the way turd that's for me it will be my darling Gary he said he'd call round so Shelly being taller pushed Stan out the way and went to the door first but it was Kyle instead of her Gary

Hey Shelly Kyle said as he heard Stan yell come in Kyle I'm in the lounge

Shelly didn't awnser as Kyle passed her to go into the lounge to see Stan

Whats up with your sister Kyle said glancing back at Shelly who stormed off upstairs

Oh she thought you were Gary her latest boyfreind he's ment to be coming round tonight to see her

Oh right another boyfreind where does she get them from Laughed Kyle anyway where's Kenny asked Kyle seeing Kennys jacket thrown over the back of the chair

Hes upstairs in the bath just now hell be down soon also his moms coming over soon with his things she's working just now think she finishes around 8pm Stan said

Yeah also well need to get to bed early too as we have a really early start but we can always sleep on the plane Kyle said smilling

Yeah true once Kenny is finished in the bathroom I'm gonna get a bath too then well just put our Pjamas on your welcome to a bath too that's if Kenny dosent use all the hot water in their laughed Stan

Thanks but I had a shower when I got home I'll take another shower later and wash my hair and we can have a bath when we arrive tomorrow Kyle said smilling as the boys watched a bit of tv to wait on Kenny

About an hour later Kenny still hadent appeard yet and now the others begain to worry

Ken is everything okay in their yelled Kyle banging on the door

Yeah I'm fine I'll be out I'm a few don't worry Kenny yelled

Well okay but don't use up all the hot water I still want that bath and others might want one too Stan yelled through the door

I won't relaxe yelled Kenny as his freinds headed down the stairs

As Kenny finished his bath Stan and Kyle played on Stans new Xbox 1 that he'd got in the black Friday stampede back last winter when they all role played Game of thrones

Everything okay their boys smilled Sharon handing some cookies and juice to Stan and Kyle as they played in Stans room on the Xbox

Yeah mom we're both fine thanks also is Kenny out that bathroom yet he's been in their for ages now well over an hour come to think off it said Stan

No Hun think he's still in their he must want to look and smell good I guess said Sharon smilling

Oh God please don't tell me he's gone back to being metrosexual again I could never relive that I'd rather be hit in the face with another custard pie again than go back to being metrosexual Kyle gasped going pale a bit

Relaxe dude that craze is well and truly over promise but it was fun whist it lasted wasent it sweetums said Stan putting on a fake lisp and giggling a bit

Oh shut up will you. Yeah for you lot it was fun but thank God it's gone those guys just vanished off the scean and all the big metrosexual stores closed down and the show went off air as if it never excisted Kyle siad

Yeah and those weren't even the real queer eye guys those guys were aliens that kiddnapped the real queer eye guys their still missing to thise day no one knows where they went too Stan said

Yeah so I heard but somehow I don't see Kenny going back to being a metrosexual again not when it's so not cool and if he did he'd be called a fag

Yeah true and maybe the reason why he's in that bath for ages is cos he dosent get a lot of baths and when he does he likes to make the most of them but what ever they are I'm shure he has his reasons and hell be out soon Kyle said smilling

Yeah true you have a point their Kyle Stan sighed

But it be a further half hour before Kenny appeard and when he did he shocked his freinds at what he'd done

Well that's the first Chpt up the real adventure is still to come where the boys will have a chilling summer they won't forget so stay tunned also i think Lemiwinks was cute