This, is probably one of the most random things I've helped write! My friend and I created this during science class. School is boring so let's make up a strange story about gentile Shin and Perverted Roshi!
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Master Roshi was crackling. He was watching aerobic tapes. That, of course, was NOT unusual. He knew of the risk when watching those tapes on the Kai Planet. Supreme Kai was gentle, but at times he was terrifying.
Master Roshi was a perverted old man. He was bald and had a snowy white beard. He wore red sunglasses with a heavy turtle shell on his back. This man might look like a harmless old man, or even Santa Claus, but in fact, he is a Martial Arts Master. He goes under many names, But the name most commonly recognized is The Turtle Hermit, Master Roshi, and Muten Roshi.
Meanwhile, the Lord of this realm was outside. He had a white Mohawk and purple skin. His ears supported clip on earrings.
His clothes were regal.
His name, is Supreme Kai.
"And one! And two! Come on ladies! Work it!" a female voice drifted from inside the house. Supreme Kai's ears perked at that delicate voice. Supreme Kai had to think for a moment. He didn't own any kind of those videos, so that means that they belong to that dirty old man!
"That dirty old man! I said no tapes! This is a holy land, yet he dares to disobey?! I'll show him!" Shin fumed. The god stormed into the house to find Master Roshi, sitting in front of the TV watching his tapes.
Supreme Kai aka Shin walked over to the TV. Master Roshi's heart skipped a beat. He knew perfectly well what is going to happen. Shin was about to burn every DVD that was his!
"No, please Shin-sama! Please! I beg you!" wailed Master Roshi. Shin didn't have pity on the old man. Rules are rules no matter how important you may be.
"I told you, no videos. Yet you went ahead and disrespected my wishes." Shin stated coolly as he burned the DVD player and the VCR player with a Ki blast. They were both Master Roshi's, so it didn't really matter to Shin. Master Roshi was filled with anger because those where his favorite tapes. Shin was also filled with anger because Master Roshi disobeyed him.
Master Roshi got up and started to shove Shin. "Why would you do that?!" Master Roshi glanced longingly at his burning tapes. Out of nowhere, Shin slapped Master Roshi. He refused to allow Master Roshi disobey him so he believed slapping would settle this whole affair. Master Roshi's eyes bulged. Shin hits hard! Master Roshi's face felt like it was on fire. He could see stars. Shin felt a little bad because Master Roshi lost consciousness. Shin dropped him on the door mat of Kame House and left for his realm.
"One less pervert in the world…" Shin thought.
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