"Hey Mikasa, why does no one want to pair anyone with us?" Hanji asks as she awkwardly sets down her tea, "I mean we are two of the most friend zoned characters and everyone who friend zones us rejects us for the same sexed gendered characters!"
Mikasa continues to drink her tea and stares knives at Hanji as she rambles on.
"Oh don't look at me like that Mikasa, you so know that it's true, and even if you have a popular pairing it's always with Captain Levi." Hanji mocks.
Mikasa flings her remaining tea onto Hanji.
"What was that for?" Hanji wipes the scalding tea off her face.
"Don't you dare bring up that pairing ever again… Ever." Mikasa threatens.
Hanji begins to think.
"Hey Mikasa! We would make a pretty cool pairing!" Hanji tries to hug Mikasa, but gets elbowed in the face.
"Hanji. Don't touch me." Mikasa glares.
"A-Alright it's decided… You will top!" Hanji excitedly says as she rubs the impact area on her face.
Mikasa sighs and tries to walk away.
"Mikasa come back! If you want to be a good pairing you're going to have to try harder to love me!" Hanji chases her.
"I don't want to though I'm fine the way things are!" Mikasa runs, "go chase Armin, Hanji!"
"But same sex pairings are what everyone wants and they're so much better!" Hanji replies.
"Hanji leave me alone!" Mikasa runs off, with Hanji chasing close behind.