Usual and Normal
This is going to be my first fan fictions so feel free to criticize me considering it might not be good and couldn't think of a good title. Titles are my weak point ha! Anyways I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I wish I could but alas I don't own Hetalia.
Chapter 1: The Problem Starts
"You bloody wanker learn not to copy off me!" huffed a very annoyed brit. "Alfred how do you expect to do any better in life if you continuously try to copy off others?" he sighed.
"Ha! That's where you're wrong I only copy off you and you know I have trouble with English classes, please Artie let me copy off you!" Alfred whined putting on his puppy eyes.
"Its Arthur not 'Artie' you git and I refuse to let you copy the homework serves you right for playing video games all night." Arthur stated.
Alfred would put off doing homework just to play video games until 1:00 in the morning then end up waking up late for class and run around making a mad dash to the class,
"Hey, Kiku just gave me these awesome new games how can I not play maybe if you had some fun you would understand." Arthur's definition of fun is reading a book while drinking tea if that's fun Alfred doesn't want to even know boring.
Arthur scowled, "I can have fun if I wanted to its just I rather do something that doesn't affect my brain like it has to some people I know."
Alfred stuck his tongue out, "Your just jealous that I can be way funner than you while you just read your boring books and your lame tea, coffee is way better"
Arthur scoffed, "funner isn't even a word and tea is calm and relaxing unlike coffee with all the caffeine maybe that explains why you never seem to run out of energy. Since we are on the subject of drinks I believe its time to head to lunch and meet up with the other."
Alfred pumped his fist in the air, "alright I have a hamburger with my name on it waiting to be eaten!" he grabbed Arthur by the wrist and tugged on it to move faster.
"Slow down and let go of my wrist there is no rush to get there you know your darn hamburger isn't going to vanish you bloody git so let go!" protested Arthur.
They headed to the courtyard where they usually ate there lunch or just hung out some times out of sheer boredom. It was big and had tables with people studying or just enjoying the sun that poured in from above in the cloudless sky. It was nice and warm outside despite it being august but the leaves were barely stating to gain color in them.
Upon arrival they both looked around for a table when a high-pitched voice with a slight Italian accent called them. "VE~ Alfred! Arthur! We're over here!" waving franticly from a table was a light haired brunet, eyes oddly closed; he skipped over to them and started babbling about pasta and pizza.
"Feliciano!" interrupted Arthur becoming annoyed "why don't we go to the table for we can eat.
Nodding vigorously he said a quick "si, I want to finish my pasta~!" and skipped back to the table.
At the table there were people already chatting with each other. Next to Feliciano was Ludwig strict looking blonde with a slight frown on as Feliciano sat next to him and continued about pasta. On feliciano's other side was Kiku, having no expression, listened to Feliciano. Yao, Kiku's brother, sat next to him and was complaining about somethimg to Francis who had his creepy rape face on, Arthur hated Francis and both were always arguing with each other by Arthur calling Francis a french bastard or frog and Francis calling Arthur eyebrows on account of his huge eyebrows he had.. Suddenly Ivan came and sat in between Yao and Francis and said "hello comrades!" with a russian accent.m Francis was scared of Ivan and slid a bit away from him as Alfred and Arthur took their places on the table. Alfred immediatly toke out his hamburger and gobbled it down to arthur's disgust.
Francis immidietly began to annoy Arthur "ohonhonhon, hello Arthur how come you and Alfred didnt join us yesterday when we went out to eat? Were you perhaps enjoying yourselves in your room with each other, if you know what i mean," Francis winked and earned a wack in the back of his head.
"You frog as if i would be like you raping anything that is alive. I was studying for a test I had today and would prefer to have good grades to pass my classes if you dont mind, though what about you alfred? I would assume that you of all people would skip out on a chance on eating hamburgers."
Alfred laughed nervously, "uhh I was just walking around and busy with stuff." Francis smirked at Alfred's nervous response.
"Why so nurvous Alfred, do you have a little secret you dont want us to know involving a girl?" Francis asked
"If I did you would be the last person to know of it anyways." Alfred stated crossing his arms.
"You hurt my feelings do you not trust me?" Francis asked with mock hurt.
"Nobody ever trusts you frog." Mumbled Arthur loud enough for Francis to hear.
"I can be trusted unlike you with your imaginary friends you always talk too." Francis smirked
Arthur glared at Francis," They are real not imaginary it's not my fault you cant see them."
"Ve~ you never miss anytime we all go out to eat you must have been doing something very important!" Feliciano said ignoring the bickering two.
"He has a point you know, and you still owe me ten dollars, aru." Yao said knowing Alfred would probably not pay him back anyways.
"Da, I am quite curious myself" included Ivan.
"No one cares what you think commie!" Alfred spoke; he and Ivan never liked each other. Ivan gained a creepy aura around him and did his signature laugh, "kolkolkolkolkolkol, you should try to be nicer." "Listen I was just helping out a friend is all," posing his hero pose Alfred continued, "Its what heroes are suppose to do."
Before any snide comments were made at him a huge series of noise came from the school that seemed to be coming closer.
Alfred stood up and stretched saying "well if I'm right then there is one person I know who would make that big of an entrance though why would they be here I have no clue."
"You mean there's actually someone besides yourself who can make that big of a commotion?" Ludwig said with an amused look as some chuckled at the comment.
"Actually yes and no." this earned confused looks by everyone but before they could ask someone burst through the door that earned even more confusion.
A blonde ran through the courtyard entrance and looked around with sky blue eyes. Everyone looked at the stranger then at Alfred because they both looked identical right to the very cowlick that defied gravity.
The stranger spotted Alfred and ran towards him looking scared and said all panicky, "dude I am in some serious trouble and I need your help ASAP to hide me someplace!"
Alfred grinned, "hey America, I'm sure its not that bad and how did you even get here?
'America' grabbed Alfred by the sleeve, "No dude this is huge I seriously messed up and if I don't hide who knows what England might do to me and I'll explain how I got here later."
"Alfred who is this and why does he look identical to you? Also why are you using nation names like America and England?" Arthur asked
America looked at Arthur and flinched a bit. "Oh err America meet Arthur, Francis, Ivan, Yao, Kiku, Feliciano, and Ludwig everyone meet America. Sorry but I can't answer your other question its sort of complicated." Alfred said scratching the back of his neck.
Alfred looked at America, "so what did you do this time?" America focused back on Alfred and laughed nervously "well I snuck into England's basement and was looking at England's potions when he came and made me drop one and it sort of had an effect on him. Now he's made at me and you got to hide me please!"
Alfred paled a little bit and asked "that's not good dude, umm where is England right now?" At that moment a loud voice rang through out the school.
"AMERICA!"