Chapter 1

A gentle breeze went under Snape's ropes, it made him smile. He was on top of a grassy hill having the best picnic of his life. It was just him and his secret best friend, Ron.

"Snape!" Ron yelled, "look at that cloud, it looks just like a boggy!"

"Shut up, I'm concentrating" Snape was using a charm to see long distances. With this charm he was watching the all girls quittage team play naked.

Snape had discovered that on the first friday of every month the girls played quittage naked, so every first friday of the month he went on top of a hill and watched the girls play. He enjoyed these games very much.

Ron sat up, "I don't get why you enjoy watching them play, their not good at quittage at all"

Snape scowled, "RON! I don't care if they are good or not, I only care that they are naked."

"I still don't get it" Ron looked at Snape, "I would much rather watch Harry play"

Snape was about to bitch slap Ron for saying the "h" word, but he heard someone coming up the hill.

"Someone is coming!" Ron screamed, he tried to run away but Snape grapped him by the collar.

"Mr. Weasley, 10 points from Gryffindor!" Snape shouted.

Hermione Granger was the one walking up the hill, "Ron what are you doing up here?" She looked confused.

Snape frowned at her, "Mr. Weasley was watching the girls quittage team playing naked, I came up here and made him stop"

"Yeah, Yeah that was what was happening" Ron said as he walked towards Hermione.

"Now both of you get out of here" Snape yelled, "Before I give both of you detentions for being ugly in public"

"Yes Mr. Snape" Hermione said as she started to walk away, "Come on Ron".

"OK" Ron turned to Snape and gave him a wink, then he left with Hermione.

Snape stood there alone for awhile, and then went back to watching the girls play, but then he noticed that the girls were done playing, this made him sad. So Snape packed up his picnic blanket into his purse and walked back to the castle.

Snape decided to take a short cut back to the castle through the green house. When Snape got to the green house, he saw the hottest thing he had ever seen before, Prof. Sprout.

Her ass was in the air while she was looking for tools in her lower cabinate. Snape just stood there and looked at it, the only thought in his head was, I need to drug this bitch. So Snape skipped to the potions room, he had a love potion to make.