Finally, after 11 years of waiting, I was finally going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! I made plenty of friends on the train, and I was finally about to be sorted. My life had led up to this moment. Adrenaline was rushing through me as my name was called. I walked up there, proud as can be. I smiled widely as the sorting hat was placed onto my head.
"Hmm." It said into my ear. "How interesting."
Interesting? Good interesting? Bad interesting? Luna Lovegood interesting? Mentally insane interesting? I thought
"Maybe Gryfindor would do..."
Gryfindor, where lay the brave of heart. Oh! To be brave! But I've been told they are really snotty and jerkish and think they are the best of all. I don't want to be snotty. I thought back.
"If you don't want Gryfindor, you will do well in Ravenclaw as well."
Are you telling me I'm smart? THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! But Ravenclaws are all know it alls. I don't want to be a know it all. But I do want to be smart...
"Slytherin?"
No, I've been told they're evil, but one of my already sorted friends is there. No, not Slytherin. Maybe? I dunno.
"Hufflepuff is the last one there."
But, I don't really like Hufflepuff. I pouted.
"You are the single most frustrating student in the whole wide world."
Maybe Gryfindor? No! Slytherin! Ravenclaw! I mean yes, Ravenclaw - Hufflepuff! NO! I don't know. JUst put me somewhere, just not Gryfindor... not Slytherin either. Or Ravenclaw. Or Hufflepuff. Defiantly not those four. anything but.
"SNIGGLEHORT!"
Did you just...? I thought, unbelieving.
"Yes I did. Have fun in your new house... all alone."