Note: Kind off a Srqual to Harry Potter in the lands of dildos. Except its not s graphic, and hopefully better for all you Harry Potter fans. Remember to read and Review!
Harry Potter Goes To Jail
Once upon in the magicy land of Harry Potter, there was a wizard known as well Harry Potter. He was nice and kind on the outside but on the inside he was more evil then Maralyin Manso, Hitler and Charlie Brown combined. He wanted nothing more to go to jail and become evil, but he never could because the dumbass didn't know how to be evil. He tried picking flowers on a don't pick the flowers area and dance on their vegetable garden, but nobody cared. Harry carried on a hissy fit for a few yera when he realized he could get Dumbledore to arrest him by throwing rocks at his house. But he just thought Harry was deprived of love and blew up the Dursley's house and put Harry in an orphanage. harry tried killing some orphans, but they kept stealing all of his powertools. Harry ran away from the orhanage and met up with Ron and Hermonie and told him his plan: Take Hagrid's car and chuck it in the river. They did so but Lee Jordan went into that lake and took it for himself. In desperation, Harry kidnapped Snapeand brought them to a roof and said if they didn't send him to jail he would stab Snape with his rusty toothpick. No one believed Harry and eventually Lupin and Binns saved him and went to a ski lodge for some coco. Then Harry tried to seduce Hagrid, but this just turned him on. He then tried to tie aunt marge to rain tracks, but couldn't find a train. He then committd the worst thing imaginable; he danced a jamican dance in front of Neville Longbottom. This landed Harry 500 years in the wizard slammer and roomates with the Weasly family, who bobsleded in the town square. Telaney, Hooch, Pomfrey, Crabbe and Goyle who voted for Hillary Clinton as the New York Senator. Voldemort in fact was Harry's cellmate, who was arrested for trying to tak over the world. Harry even found his parents (Who are dead) in there for haunting in a non haunting zone. Harry then did what he wanted to do in prison: Annoy the guards with dumb poems he collected from Fanfiction.net about the book and other topics, touck Lupin' ass and bet Fudge, McGONgall, Filtwick and Sprout to a drinking contest (Which he somehow won). Then he and Quirrel painted the lunchroom red and Lockhart played simon says. Binns tried to show Harry a Megaman action doll, but Nearly Headless Nick threw it out a window. The Bloody Baron tried to make Harry Smoke some pot, but found Harry was allergic to it. The fat fiar and Peeves did a jig with Harry and Moaning Myrtle sang, which made them get beat on by everyone, evin Buckbeak. Then Hedwig said Harry should bust out to get some coffee, so he and Crookshanks dug a fire wall tunnel and left prison alon with everyone else. They all had a big party for Dobby's birthday and everyone was happy.
The End (Harry appears)
Harry: That made absolutley no sense.
Me: Would you rather have the squal where you and John-?
Harry: No way this is good!
Me: I thought you would say that.
The Real End
Note: I did not make that other sequal because no one would have wanted it.
The Absolute Real End
Harry Potter Goes To Jail
Once upon in the magicy land of Harry Potter, there was a wizard known as well Harry Potter. He was nice and kind on the outside but on the inside he was more evil then Maralyin Manso, Hitler and Charlie Brown combined. He wanted nothing more to go to jail and become evil, but he never could because the dumbass didn't know how to be evil. He tried picking flowers on a don't pick the flowers area and dance on their vegetable garden, but nobody cared. Harry carried on a hissy fit for a few yera when he realized he could get Dumbledore to arrest him by throwing rocks at his house. But he just thought Harry was deprived of love and blew up the Dursley's house and put Harry in an orphanage. harry tried killing some orphans, but they kept stealing all of his powertools. Harry ran away from the orhanage and met up with Ron and Hermonie and told him his plan: Take Hagrid's car and chuck it in the river. They did so but Lee Jordan went into that lake and took it for himself. In desperation, Harry kidnapped Snapeand brought them to a roof and said if they didn't send him to jail he would stab Snape with his rusty toothpick. No one believed Harry and eventually Lupin and Binns saved him and went to a ski lodge for some coco. Then Harry tried to seduce Hagrid, but this just turned him on. He then tried to tie aunt marge to rain tracks, but couldn't find a train. He then committd the worst thing imaginable; he danced a jamican dance in front of Neville Longbottom. This landed Harry 500 years in the wizard slammer and roomates with the Weasly family, who bobsleded in the town square. Telaney, Hooch, Pomfrey, Crabbe and Goyle who voted for Hillary Clinton as the New York Senator. Voldemort in fact was Harry's cellmate, who was arrested for trying to tak over the world. Harry even found his parents (Who are dead) in there for haunting in a non haunting zone. Harry then did what he wanted to do in prison: Annoy the guards with dumb poems he collected from Fanfiction.net about the book and other topics, touck Lupin' ass and bet Fudge, McGONgall, Filtwick and Sprout to a drinking contest (Which he somehow won). Then he and Quirrel painted the lunchroom red and Lockhart played simon says. Binns tried to show Harry a Megaman action doll, but Nearly Headless Nick threw it out a window. The Bloody Baron tried to make Harry Smoke some pot, but found Harry was allergic to it. The fat fiar and Peeves did a jig with Harry and Moaning Myrtle sang, which made them get beat on by everyone, evin Buckbeak. Then Hedwig said Harry should bust out to get some coffee, so he and Crookshanks dug a fire wall tunnel and left prison alon with everyone else. They all had a big party for Dobby's birthday and everyone was happy.
The End (Harry appears)
Harry: That made absolutley no sense.
Me: Would you rather have the squal where you and John-?
Harry: No way this is good!
Me: I thought you would say that.
The Real End
Note: I did not make that other sequal because no one would have wanted it.
The Absolute Real End