BORED: Sherolly one-shots Chapter 1, a sherlock fanfic

BORED! SHEROLLY ONE-SHOTS

Hello, I've made a few short Sherolly one-shots. Co-written by fellow Sherlockian and Sherolly shipper Sophia aka Sophie aka Sophie queen of Fangirls aka nibs98 aka OK you get the point. Please review. Iris

Warnings: Mild swearing, some light kissing and you might suffocate from laughing so hard or drown in your tears.

Note: The time line isn't in order, just random timey wimey stuff.

Coffee

Sherlock was walking into Bart's hospital, he remembered what John had told him right before he left, "Just ask her out already!"

So now he was walking into the morgue, about to ask Molly Hooper on a date. He got down to the morgue.

"MOLLY!" He yelled. "What?" She said walking in. "Umm…" he paused, what should he say?"…do you have new bodies?" He said.

"Yeah, heart attack, no murders though" she said. "Oh, yes… well… "Sherlock stammered.

"Anything else?" She said.

"Yes, do you want some coffee?" He said

"Cream, one sugar, thanks"

Texting

Molly -SH

What do you want Sherlock? -MH

Your attention -SH

Well you got it, now go away -MH

Why should I? -SH

Because I'm busy -MH

Doing what? -SH

Molly -SH

Oh my god! Go away! -MH

What are you doing? -SH

Breathing! Go away! -MH

Yes, but what are you doing that you're not telling me? -SH

Molly -SH

*Conversation deleted*

Excuses, excuses

"Dad!" Said Casidhe Holmes.

"What is it Casidhe?" Sherlock Holmes said to his daughter.

"I need to borrow your phone."

"Why?"

"Because I need to tell Lestrade something. The cousin killed Larry Buell for the inheritance money. Mum took my phone and I need to tell then before they arrest the father"

"Why did she take your phone?"

"Remember that time you used me as bait for a child kidnapper?" She said thoughtfully.

"I now regret doing that now. How many times will use that excuse?"

"As long as I can"

"Just take the phone" he grumbled.